October 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Groin groin groin ! 🐷 @PlayAcclaim
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October 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) officially ruled out
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) officially ruled out
Commanders ruled out RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) for Week 6 against the 49ers.
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October 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) officially ruled out
That's a lot of baseballs to the groin.
October 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
That's a lot of baseballs to the groin.
Got an STD that leaves strange markings all over my groin.
I think it's glyphilis.
I think it's glyphilis.
October 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Got an STD that leaves strange markings all over my groin.
I think it's glyphilis.
I think it's glyphilis.
Quinn: Bill Croskey-Merritt re-injured the groin injury that he suffered earlier this year.
October 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Quinn: Bill Croskey-Merritt re-injured the groin injury that he suffered earlier this year.
Tyler Warren (groin) pops up on injury report, questionable for Week 6
Tyler Warren (groin) pops up on injury report, questionable for Week 6
Tyler Warren (groin) is questionable for Indianapolis' Week 6 game against the Titans.
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October 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Tyler Warren (groin) pops up on injury report, questionable for Week 6
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Keisean Nixon's groin injury:
"He was just feeling a little something in his groin, so we gave him the day. He'll be out there today."
"He was just feeling a little something in his groin, so we gave him the day. He'll be out there today."
October 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Keisean Nixon's groin injury:
"He was just feeling a little something in his groin, so we gave him the day. He'll be out there today."
"He was just feeling a little something in his groin, so we gave him the day. He'll be out there today."
❌❌❌ INJURY UPDATE ❌❌❌
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is officially OUT for Week 6.
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is officially OUT for Week 6.
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
October 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
❌❌❌ INJURY UPDATE ❌❌❌
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is officially OUT for Week 6.
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is officially OUT for Week 6.
I need to smell an older man's balls and groin or I will die
October 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I need to smell an older man's balls and groin or I will die
They're gonna need the jaws of life to separate my groin from a super deep navel....
October 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
They're gonna need the jaws of life to separate my groin from a super deep navel....
rumble and frenzy, their tapes pulled roughly out, twisted together, and wrapped around the two of them. tied in a tight knot at the end. they're stuck face to face, chest to chest, groin to groin. every time either of them tries to escape they just end up wriggling against each other. #valveplug
October 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
rumble and frenzy, their tapes pulled roughly out, twisted together, and wrapped around the two of them. tied in a tight knot at the end. they're stuck face to face, chest to chest, groin to groin. every time either of them tries to escape they just end up wriggling against each other. #valveplug
It was tough but I did it too. Don't hold back. Go for the nose, the eyes, the groin, whatever it takes.
October 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It was tough but I did it too. Don't hold back. Go for the nose, the eyes, the groin, whatever it takes.
Report: Croskey-Merritt (groin) not expected for MNF
Report: Croskey-Merritt (groin) not expected for MNF
Commanders beat writer Ben Standig reports RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) isn't expected to play in Week 6 against the 49ers.
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October 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Report: Croskey-Merritt (groin) not expected for MNF
It's a groin injury for Croskey-Merritt
October 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's a groin injury for Croskey-Merritt
I hope she put a knee in his groin.
October 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I hope she put a knee in his groin.
is that an air groin attack what the fuck is this
October 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
is that an air groin attack what the fuck is this
Did some free hand
October 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Did some free hand
They said that a guy had “a little bit of a groin injury” on Sunday night football and to me, there is no such thing as a little bit of a groin injury
October 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
They said that a guy had “a little bit of a groin injury” on Sunday night football and to me, there is no such thing as a little bit of a groin injury
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
October 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) is NOT expected to play in Week 6.
Per @benstandig.bsky.social
In other polling news, 38% of Americans also approve of kidney stones, gout, and painful groin pulls.
October 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
In other polling news, 38% of Americans also approve of kidney stones, gout, and painful groin pulls.
whatever bro sorry for nutting crazy hard after smearing your creamy poop across my balls and saturating my entire groin with your stinky muck
October 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
whatever bro sorry for nutting crazy hard after smearing your creamy poop across my balls and saturating my entire groin with your stinky muck
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice again on Thursday.
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice again on Thursday.
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
October 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice again on Thursday.
David Montgomery (groin) did NOT practice again on Thursday.
Don't see RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) today. Would be the second straight #Commanders practice he's missed.
October 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Don't see RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt (groin) today. Would be the second straight #Commanders practice he's missed.