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crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
Chapter 2 of #GuardianOfEdenAU is out!!! I posted from my phone so sorry if there's issues with formating XD
July 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
Ch. 3 is posted cause I can't control myself 🤣

#GuardianOfEdenAU
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#Monsterlover
#Naga!Lucifer

archiveofourown.org/works/667887...
July 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
I posted the first chapter for my Naga!Lucifer story!

Super special thanks to @titanictrash.bsky.social for setting up such a fun event!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#eldritchextravaganza #EldritchLucifer #AppleRadio #GuardianOfEdenAU #MonsterLover #MonsterFucker

archiveofourown.org/works/667887...
June 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
So I reread ch 1 for #GuardianOfEdenAU and I changed a few things and fixed some errors. No plot changes, just some description changes so it flows better. Also took out the mages/soldiers training areas, that doesn't exist anymore XD they're just generic training areas now lol more🧵⬇️
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
Edited ch 2 for #GuardianOfEdenAU and reposted it. There were a lot of errors, never editing from a laptop again, I'll tell you that 🤣 lots of description changes too but not worth rereading unless you really want to. No plot changes.

Also never gunna post an unfinished story again. Too stressful 😆
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social Crash @crashbandicoot96.bsky.social · Jul 16
So I reread ch 1 for #GuardianOfEdenAU and I changed a few things and fixed some errors. No plot changes, just some description changes so it flows better. Also took out the mages/soldiers training areas, that doesn't exist anymore XD they're just generic training areas now lol more🧵⬇️
July 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
Think I'm going to break up #GuardianOfEdenAU into three parts so I can post something on Friday. It'll also be nice not to edit another 16k(?) chapter XD that nearly killed me the first time 👻
July 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
It's 2am and I still haven't finished #GuardianOfEdenAU 😩 I only have one scene left to write so I should finish it tomorrow but I won't have time to edit it before my vaca. If I can borrow a laptop, I'll try to get it posted sometime next week, if not, then the 13th

It's at 13117W
July 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
#SinfulSnippetSunday #AppleRadio
#EldritchExtravaganza
#GuardianOfEdenAU

Still trying to figure out how to tag this XD
Lucifer released his hard bud with a soft pop while his fingers pulled harshly on the other. His serpentine tongue trailed downward and pressed into his belly button. Alastor’s stomach flinched inward but it didn’t prevent the intrusion. His hands caressed the tops of Alastor’s thighs before hooking under them to push them apart. Lucifer sucked harshly on a spot below his belly button and chuckled when Alastor’s hip undulated before releasing him with a loud pop. Alastor’s eyes shot open and his hips jerked when he felt that serpentine tongue drag along the underside of his cock. His hands were still held fast while his body was arched against Lucifer’s tail. He looked downward but could barely see the gold of Lucifer’s hair. Lucifer’s tongue swirled around the head as his already slick hand encircled the base. It slowly glided along his cock as he gave special attention to the head. The moment his hand reached the crown, he’d engulf the head and suck harshly for a moment then release as his hand moved back down. Alastor’s entire body tensed up with each suck as he grew close only to slump in disappointment when he was denied. He vaguely felt tears crawl toward his hairline as he cried out desperately. One of his legs was still held up in Lucifer’s grasp while the other hooked around his shoulder in an attempt to pull him closer. This time when his hand glided down his mouth followed until he let go and took Alastor to the root. He felt Lucifer’s nose nuzzle his brown curls as his tongue danced along the underside. His still slick hand grabbed the back of the thigh hooked around his shoulders but didn’t try to move him, only squeezing the sparse flesh. Lucifer’s mouth was tight around him and the pressure was almost unbearable. Alastor trembled and moaned loudly when Lucifer pulled back, entering Lucifer’s mouth had been smooth but fleshy spines dragged along his cock to prevent his exit. One of those spines scraped across the slit on his head and he wailed. “Lucifer!” he whined. Alastor’s body was completely tense when his back arched off of the tail under him as he pulled tight on his restraints. His eyes closed shut as he focused on the blissful heat engulfing his cock once more. He felt Lucifer’s throat constrict as he swallowed Alastor’s spend. His body twitched from overstimulation as Lucifer pulled off his member with a wet suck. Getting railed by a snake didn’t feel quite as daunting anymore.
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday
#GuardianOfEdenAU
#AppleRadio
#Monsterlover
#NSFW

What's this? A second WIP!!!!

What could Al possible want from his snake? 😏😉😋
Tonight would be his victory though. Alastor was sitting in the center of the bed with his legs tucked under him. The lights were dimmed and the sheer white canopy was closed. The lingerie Rosie had hidden in his purchase was finally going to get some use. It was all made from gold lace and soft mesh. Rosie called it a babydoll dress with matching panties. The bodice was made of lace and had apple patterns that stopped just above his ribs. The rest of the short dress, that barely reached past his pelvis, was a soft mesh. It opened in the front and was only tied together with one silk bow in the center of his chest. The panties were just strings with a small patch of fabric in the front. It barely covered his soft length. He didn’t understand the appeal and wondered why he shouldn’t just be naked with how see through the entire outfit was. He nervously pulled the matching shawl tighter around his shoulders. He forced himself to take slow deep breaths as he awaited Lucifer’s return. Alastor had sent him off to get a midnight snack and Lucifer had been eager to serve since they hadn’t been on the best of terms lately. Each second felt like an eternity as he waited. He knew full well that he was poking the bear, or in this case snake, but he felt like it was his best option. This was going to be a battle of willpower between them and one of them would come out on top. Alastor wasn’t so sure it was going to be him though. The door creaked open and he stiffened before forcing himself to relax. Rosie had instructed him on how to seduce the serpent. He sat with his back to the door so he could look over his shoulder alluringly. It made him feel foolish until he watched Lucifer drop the tray of snacks he’d gathered in shock. The canopy would hinder his view and all he’d see was a golden silhouette. Alastor’s face flushed completely red as Lucifer’s hungry gaze focused on him and the slits of his eyes dilated. His chest rose rapidly with his shallow breaths while the panties struggled to contain his growing member. “That’s a shame,” he spoke in a low tone as he faced forward again. “I was looking forward to those snacks.” Alastor jolted when he felt two cold hands grab his waist. He hadn’t even heard Lucifer approaching. “Ah-ah,” he smirked shakily. “Who said that you could-oh!” Lucifer’s hands shot up to squeeze his chest while Alastor’s eyes closed and leaned into the touch. He felt Lucifer’s chest press against his back as those obsidian fingers slowly circled his nipples. He heard a sharp hiss before he felt cool lips press against his neck. “You’re not supposed to-AH!” he moaned loudly when Lucifer pinched his sensitive buds. “You dressed up so nicely for me,” Lucifer whispered into his ear. “It would be such a shame not to enjoy it.” One of his hands descended toward his stomach but Alastor was quick to catch it. “I quite agree,” he responded with a shaky breath. “Give me what I want, what we both want, and I’ll give right in.” He turned his head to look up at Lucifer. “I’ll let you have me.”
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
#SinfulSnippetSunday
#AppleRadio
#GuardianOfEdenAU

Guess who stayed up late finishing this story XD I'll regret this in the morning but it was worth it. It needs to be heavily edited cause I gotta make sure the lore all matches up (can't go back to make changes like I normally do lol) only 6k words
Alastor hadn’t gotten much research done the past few days. He’d spent most of it in bed with Lucifer. He hadn’t realized how insatiable his snake could be. Exhaustion was starting to become a real problem too and he suspected that Lucifer was doing it on purpose. The only thing he had learned was that Lucifer could control when he released his venom so Alastor wasn’t in danger of getting hurt with each bite. It was good to know since he was covered in bite marks. It was well into evening and he had yet to leave the bed. Lucifer could heal his physical exhaustion but not his mental. “Grab me that water,” he commanded. His shadow quickly flew over and picked up the glass to hand to him. He’d learned he could use his shadow on accident one day when he couldn’t reach a book in the library and he tried to get a shadow puppet to climb the shelf, instead his shadow had reached up and grabbed the book first. It didn’t react to any sort of conversation and it only moved when he commanded it so he could only assume it was like an extra limb. That was probably for the best, he didn’t need to worry about it watching him have sex with Lucifer. Alastor drained his water and handed the cup back to his shadow to return to the table. He’d already eaten but he was starting to feel hungry again. He was definitely going to tell Lucifer no that night. He couldn’t handle the hours-long bout every night. With a groan he climbed out of bed and grabbed the robe on the nightstand along with his glasses. His shadow opened the door for him as he finished tying it in place. The walk to the kitchen didn’t take long and the guards at the gates leading to the outer palace bowed to him as he passed. As he walked by the pantry he heard a familiar voice and paused. “How long do you think I’ll be banished?” Pentious cried loudly. “I miss my experiments.” A gruff voice responded but he couldn’t make out the words. He’d been wanting to speak with Pentious for a while but Lucifer had smartly gotten rid of him. This may be a good chance to get a bit more information. He leaned against the wall next to the door and sent his shadow in. Alastor had to concentrate for it but he could see and hear things through his shadow. He closed his eyes as he focused. Husker sat at a small table with a depressed looking Pentious. He was laying with his face flat on the table with his arms across the surface. Angel leaned against the table with an amused expression. It looked like they were drinking Pentious’ sorrows away. The room was mostly crates and shelves while the only light source was a candle on the small table. That made it easy for his shadow to go unnoticed. “The only options I see,” Angel drank from his mug. “Is Alastor figuring out immortality or dying.” “I’m so fucked,” Pentious didn’t even lift his head. “It’s going to take decades before he dies.” “You could always leave him a hint,” Husker suggested, then drank from his flask. “Just don’t get caught.” “His Majesty would actually kill me for that,” Pentious looked up with outrage. “Hey, you fucked up and squealled…twice,” Angel shrugged. “We’re just giving you options.” “There’s always the chance he’ll figure it out on his own,” Husker grumbled. “His Majesty seems to think so.” It was sweet that Lucifer had so much confidence in him.
July 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday #AppleRadio #GuardianOfEdenAU
I changed the name 🤣 I'm never set on anything. Alastor is discovering things about himself... I'm sure it'll be fine
Alastor focused on the stage below them. They were seated in a private balcony with Angel, Husker and Pentious behind them. It was one of Shakespeare’s works, though he’d never heard the title before, Titus Andronicus. It started off simple enough but as the play progressed the more engrossed he became. The violence almost looked real and the blood spatter was beautiful. He was on the edge of his seat as he waited for the protagonist, Tidus, to get his revenge. Alastor could feel it was coming since he’d set up a grand banquet. Tidus kills his own daughter then reveals the empress’s sons were the ones that raped and dismembered her. Alastor’s nails dig into the banister as the emperor calls for the two men and Titus divulges that her sons were made into the meat pies they had all been eating at the banquet. Titus then kills the empress and the emperor kills Titus. Titus’ arm was sliced off and sent flying through the air right before his death. It landed with a wet splat on Alastor’s lap and covered them all in blood. Real blood. He touched the forearm and realized that the scenes looked real because people were actually dying and being dismembered. Alastor wondered if he could keep it as a souvenir or if he’d have to return it. His suit was ruined so surely they’d let him keep the arm as an apology. “Pentious,” Lucifer growled. “I told you it was realistic,” Pentious laughed nervously. “How lucky we are, that’s never happened before.” Lucifer sighed and reached for the dismembered arm but Alastor was quick to move it out of reach. “I believe I would like to keep this unique souvenir as a reminder of our first date,” he held the arm against his chest. More blood seeped from it and spilled into this lap. Lucifer shot him an uncertain look before retracting his hand. “I guess,” he hesitated. “If you…really want it.” “This is the most entertaining evening I’ve ever had,” he grinned excitedly. “I can’t even picture a better gift.” “I can’t be the only one that thinks that’s really fucked up,” Angel commented with disbelief. “Shut up,” Husker hissed at him. “Angel, Husk, go buy a big bouquet for the lead actor, Titus, and let him know about his arm,” Lucifer commanded as he stood. “Pentious, find someone to clean up the booth. Alastor and I are going home through a portal.”
May 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
Ok here's a little of both XD
#AppleRadio
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#RegressionAULoveLetters
#WIPWednesday

Just some sweet cuddling 💖💖💖
“You’re not some trinket, little doe,” Lucifer frowned. “I might as well be,” he grumbled. “I’m locked up like one.” “That’s for your safety,” Lucifer pressed into his side and wrapped his arms around Alastor’s waist. “You don’t know how this world works yet, even if you learn magic to defend yourself, you still don’t know the basics to survive here.” Alastor turned his head away as Lucifer rested a chin on his shoulder. He started to become more physically affectionate since their shared bath but had yet to push for anything more intimate. “Someday you’ll be able to traverse the city without me,” Lucifer said as his coil tightened slightly. “Once you learn more and I find a trustworthy escort.” “What about the three in the inner palace?” he inquired. “Those three are decent at fighting but I would prefer to find someone more specialized,” Lucifer rubbed his face against Alastor’s cheek and jaw. According to the book, this was the only way that snakes show affection and Lucifer clearly enjoyed it immensely. He started hissing softly and it was almost like a purr, that was not in the book but Alastor took it as another sign of affection. Alastor didn’t find it uncomfortable so he allowed Lucifer his fun. The cool scales against his skin felt pleasant enough. He always imagined scales to be rough and hard but Lucifer might be different because he was a dragon. This was definitely not where he thought his life would take him. Wrapped in a large snake’s coil while said snake happily rubbed their faces together. And that Alastor would start to enjoy it. Perhaps life here really wouldn’t be so bad, he thought. “Shouldn’t you be teaching me magic?” Alastor asked to interrupt the now aggressive rubbing. There was a discontented hiss before he pulled away and released his waist. “If I can teach you a spell, will you reward me?” Lucifer asked cheekily, his forked tongue peaking out slightly. “Shouldn’t I get a reward for learning?” Alastor asked slyly. “Hmmm?” he hummed thoughtfully. “Alright, I’ll reward you if you can figure out what your power is.” “How could you forgive me?” Alastor asked softly. “I killed your whole family and then had the audacity to send you a threatening letter.” Lucifer chuckled. “I did hate you,” he replied. “A lot, but I haven’t really spoken to anyone in my family in years. We used to send secret letters to each other but that just stopped one day.” He paused for a bit. “I loved who my siblings used to be, and maybe they’re still the same but they don’t treat me the same as before. After exchanging letters with you over the course of a few months, I realized how little they cared. You were a jerk but you responded to my letters quickly and they couldn’t be bothered to send me one at all.” “Letters are written both ways,” he stated. “I did write them,” Lucifer sighed. “They never responded.” “Hmm,” Alastor hummed. “You should try again once they introduce Emily to the public.” “Who?” he asked with confusion, clearly trying to search his memory for her. “Emily is Sarah’s illegitimate daughter,” he answered. “Vox and I staged our attack shortly after the current King died so they didn’t have time to bring her into the royal family.” “Wait!” Lucifer pulled back to look down at him. “Sarah? Goody-two shoes Sarah? Had a child out of wedlock? With who?” “Saint Peter.” “SAINT PETER?!” he shouted and shot up in bed. “Seriously? But they’re not supposed to have children! That’s such a scandal! That’s worse than what I did.” “Emily is a year older than Charlie,” Alastor said as he got comfortable on a normal pillow after his arm pillow was rudely taken from him. “Since Sarah will become the next queen, Emily will be the unrefuted heir. The perfect time to announce Charlie’s existence.” Lucifer blinked in shock then smiled. “And you knew that all along,” he raised an amused brow. “One of the things I was busy preparing for,” Alastor shrugged. Lucifer suddenly moved to cage him to the bed. One thick arm on either side of his head. “You’re being bad again, love,” he smirked. “Ready for another punishment? Or should I start charging you interest?" “I’m still sore from yesterday’s ‘interest,’” he grumbled.
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
crashbandicoot96.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday #AppleRadio #GuardianOfEdenAU
I know I said I wasn't going to be writing much buuuut I can't help myself 🤣 I really want to post this for the Eldritch thing, at least 1 chap

Here's human Al trying to learn magic.

The story is at 19k now, so there has been progress!
“This is completely contradictory,” Alastor complained and he leaned closer to Lucifer to show him the two pieces of information from two different books. “Here it says that humans cannot learn magic while this book states that it's difficult for a human to train in magic but it is still possible.” They were in their bedroom with Alastor sitting on Lucifer’s coil. The surrounding area by the fireplace was covered with various magic books that Alastor had read. He’d complained that the books were conflicting with one another and Lucifer had offered to help him learn. The radio tower was on hold due to infrastructure issues so he decided to focus on magic instead. “Human’s cannot learn magic,” Lucifer confirmed after reading the passages from both books. “You are either born with the capability to use it or not. You are very capable and have more than the average human. With training you can increase it marginally.” “Whoever wrote this book should be fired,” Alastor grumbled. “It’s misleading to simply state a human can’t learn.” “It’s just a beginners book, it doesn’t go into much detail,” Lucifer took the tome and flipped through it. “Is there anything in particular you wanted to learn or just in general.” “It would be nice to be able to defend myself,” Alastor stated. “I belong to the king after all. I’m sure people would find me valuable.” “You’re not some trinket, little doe,” Lucifer frowned. “I might as well be,” he grumbled. “I’m locked up like one.” “That’s for your safety,” Lucifer pressed into his side and wrapped his arms around Alastor’s waist. “You don’t know how this world works yet, even if you learn magic to defend yourself, you still don’t know the basics to survive here.” Alastor turned his head away as Lucifer rested a chin on his shoulder. He started to become more physically affectionate since their shared bath but has yet to push for anything more intimate. “Someday you’ll be able to traverse the city without me,” Lucifer said as his coil tightened slightly. “Once you learn more and I find a trustworthy escort.” “What about the three in the inner palace?” he inquired. “Those three are decent at fighting but I would prefer to find someone more specialized,” Lucifer rubbed his face against Alastor’s cheek and jaw. According to the book, this was a way that snakes show affection and Lucifer enjoyed it immensely. He started hissing softly and it was almost like a purr, this was not in the book but Alastor took it as another sign of affection. Alastor didn’t find it uncomfortable so he allowed Lucifer his fun. The cool scales against his skin felt smooth and soft. He always imagined scales to be rough and hard but Lucifer might be different because he was a dragon. This is definitely not where he thought his life would take him. Wrapped in a large snake’s coil while said snake happily rubbed their faces together. Alastor was starting to enjoy it too. Perhaps life here really wouldn’t be so bad, he thought. “Shouldn’t you be teaching me magic?” Alastor asked to interrupt the now aggressvie rubbing. There was a discontented hiss before he pulled away and released his waist. “If I can teach you a spell, will you reward me?” Lucifer asked cheekily, his forked tongue peaking out slightly. “Shouldn’t I get a reward for learning?” Alastor asked slyly.
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM