Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
That’s the bird guarding Ivana’s grave.
May 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That’s the bird guarding Ivana’s grave.
Ruby guarding me
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ruby guarding me
Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
June 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
my bf is resource guarding again 🙄
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my bf is resource guarding again 🙄
Furby guarding Ruby
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Furby guarding Ruby
🌸 guarding sunsets 🌸
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
🌸 guarding sunsets 🌸
Furby guarding me
January 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Furby guarding me
Furby guarding me
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Furby guarding me
Nancy Mace: "I'll be at the Super Bowl guarding the ladies' restrooms and inspecting genitalia."
February 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nancy Mace: "I'll be at the Super Bowl guarding the ladies' restrooms and inspecting genitalia."
Willow guarding her sock
November 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Willow guarding her sock
Corporate Security Detail Not Sure Why They Guarding Crock-Pot CEO
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January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Corporate Security Detail Not Sure Why They Guarding Crock-Pot CEO
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The safeguards ain't guarding!
The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.
Boy, did they screw up.
Boy, did they screw up.
April 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The safeguards ain't guarding!
I would love a drone footage of these troops guarding the federal buildings against no one. @dprzygoda.bsky.social know anyone?
This is actually perfect. The emptiness makes it look as ridiculous and wasteful as it is.
June 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I would love a drone footage of these troops guarding the federal buildings against no one. @dprzygoda.bsky.social know anyone?
Every soldier guarding an ICE agent is committing a crime.
June 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Every soldier guarding an ICE agent is committing a crime.
Guarding the aquarium. 🐟
📸 Albert Susana
📸 Albert Susana
September 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Guarding the aquarium. 🐟
📸 Albert Susana
📸 Albert Susana
fox says anyone who questions him guarding the henhouse is lazy and stupid
March 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
fox says anyone who questions him guarding the henhouse is lazy and stupid
Furby guarding me
December 24, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Furby guarding me
The man who doesn’t read and can’t handle a briefing furloughed the people guarding America’s most dangerous weapons.
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The man who doesn’t read and can’t handle a briefing furloughed the people guarding America’s most dangerous weapons.
we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning
June 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning
Willow guarding all of the clean socks
December 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Willow guarding all of the clean socks
Big brute guarding the gates! For Kyash
September 5, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Big brute guarding the gates! For Kyash