We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
Statement from Post Guild Leadership: The Washington Post Guild condemns the unjust firing of columnist Karen Attiah
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Statement from Post Guild Leadership: The Washington Post Guild condemns the unjust firing of columnist Karen Attiah
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
The guild authorizes you to SMOOCH
April 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The guild authorizes you to SMOOCH
watch as the mages guild ban conjuration next.
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
watch as the mages guild ban conjuration next.
Guild Engineer
April 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Guild Engineer
🎶🎵
We represent the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild
And in the name of the Pedophile Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Epsteinland.
Tra la la la la la la
🎵🎶
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
We represent the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild
And in the name of the Pedophile Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Epsteinland.
Tra la la la la la la
🎵🎶
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
🎶🎵
We represent the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild
And in the name of the Pedophile Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Epsteinland.
Tra la la la la la la
🎵🎶
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
We represent the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild, the Pedophile Guild
And in the name of the Pedophile Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Epsteinland.
Tra la la la la la la
🎵🎶
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
October 17, 2023 at 10:06 PM
D&D NIGHT:
PARTY: Cheesecake Factory!!!
GM: This is a medieval setting.
PARTY: …
GM: It’s Cheesecake Guild, dammit.
*five minutes later*
GM: Do you want to go to Cheesecake Guild or the whorehouse first?
PARTY: CHEESECAKE GUILD
PARTY: Cheesecake Factory!!!
GM: This is a medieval setting.
PARTY: …
GM: It’s Cheesecake Guild, dammit.
*five minutes later*
GM: Do you want to go to Cheesecake Guild or the whorehouse first?
PARTY: CHEESECAKE GUILD
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
D&D NIGHT:
PARTY: Cheesecake Factory!!!
GM: This is a medieval setting.
PARTY: …
GM: It’s Cheesecake Guild, dammit.
*five minutes later*
GM: Do you want to go to Cheesecake Guild or the whorehouse first?
PARTY: CHEESECAKE GUILD
PARTY: Cheesecake Factory!!!
GM: This is a medieval setting.
PARTY: …
GM: It’s Cheesecake Guild, dammit.
*five minutes later*
GM: Do you want to go to Cheesecake Guild or the whorehouse first?
PARTY: CHEESECAKE GUILD
Writers’ union urges investigation into Paramount move to cancel Colbert show
Writers’ union urges investigation into Paramount move to cancel Colbert show
Writers Guild of America requests New York attorney general investigate ‘potential wrongdoing’ after shock cancellation
The Writers Guild of America has called on New York state officials to launch an investigation into Paramount following its sudden decision to cancel The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
In a strongly worded statement issued on Friday, the Writers Guild of America East and the Writers Guild of America West asked New York state attorney general Letitia James to investigate Paramount over “potential wrongdoing” after the company announced the cancellation of the ‘Late Show’ on Thursday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Writers’ union urges investigation into Paramount move to cancel Colbert show
Olive and her familiars make up an entire sub-department at her Guild🐭🧀
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Olive and her familiars make up an entire sub-department at her Guild🐭🧀
Joan? of The Day: Guild Hall
May 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Joan? of The Day: Guild Hall
guild stash
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
guild stash
The Wigglytuff Guild play monopoly
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Wigglytuff Guild play monopoly
Guild-mandated uniform for ALL palicos
March 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Guild-mandated uniform for ALL palicos
Professionals, those Harlots Guild lads.
June 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Professionals, those Harlots Guild lads.
Not safe for the guild
March 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Not safe for the guild
I’m Proud of Jane Fonda and her well deserved screen actors guild award tonight .love you Jane.
February 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m Proud of Jane Fonda and her well deserved screen actors guild award tonight .love you Jane.
Guild Navigator Moo Deng
October 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Guild Navigator Moo Deng
The spacing guild is forever at war with the kerning guild
Once again I am begging the culture industry for a Dune movie or show about the spacing guild and mentats
December 10, 2024 at 8:06 AM
The spacing guild is forever at war with the kerning guild