gurt for your home! for your bed! for your chips! gurt for all! gurt for LIFE!
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February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
gurt for your home! for your bed! for your chips! gurt for all! gurt for LIFE!
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(Politically) I don’t even eat go-gurt
March 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
(Politically) I don’t even eat go-gurt
digital coupons got his stupid little ass. L Gurt
May 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
digital coupons got his stupid little ass. L Gurt
Some gurt I got from @aspenafterdinner.bsky.social :>
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Some gurt I got from @aspenafterdinner.bsky.social :>
yo gurt nervously look off to the side for me real quick
May 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
yo gurt nervously look off to the side for me real quick
@/shoe_bill______ Boi-gurt ✨
February 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
@/shoe_bill______ Boi-gurt ✨
me: be honest with me dude did you drink the potion that changes your legal name to gurt
gurt: [burps] no
gurt: [burps] no
July 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
me: be honest with me dude did you drink the potion that changes your legal name to gurt
gurt: [burps] no
gurt: [burps] no
"Stuffing Gurt with... uhhh *spins wheel...* custard???" > i dont think he likes it frizztopia.straw.page
May 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"Stuffing Gurt with... uhhh *spins wheel...* custard???" > i dont think he likes it frizztopia.straw.page
May 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
August 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
What? Afraid of the GURT?
September 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
What? Afraid of the GURT?
gurt voice claim
May 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
gurt voice claim
Snip both ends off a Go-gurt and
blowgurt your enemies
blowgurt your enemies
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Snip both ends off a Go-gurt and
blowgurt your enemies
blowgurt your enemies
gurt, upon commission request
October 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
gurt, upon commission request
