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Heavily Armed Self-Help Gurus Demand America Reopens Their Hearts
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Heavily Armed Self-Help Gurus Demand America Reopens Their Hearts
May 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
chuggaaconroy.bsky.social
The Molded Gurus.
November 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
marquelawyers.com.au
Put the Hoodoo Gurus on the flag and we'll salute that
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 AM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
sundaedivine.lol
Marge is in Congress to be crazy and screw tantric sex yoga gurus and right now she's all outta gurus.
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
iwriteok.bsky.social
the palantir dipshits were wrong. the lethality gurus were wrong. and no one will ever make them pay for it.
bretdevereaux.bsky.social "Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · Jul 23
No, No, no.

Look, are there lessons to learn from this debacle? Sure. Drone warfare, mag depth, etc.

But the solution here is not 'yet more tactical excellence or tech.'

It is 'the president asked the impossible of the military and they should have said so.'

www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
The War Is Lost. Now Fix What It Broke.
America has to rethink how it moves resources, fights wars, and deters adversaries.
www.theatlantic.com
July 24, 2026 at 7:13 AM
karlbode.com
I'm so bored of pseudo-gurus my teeth ache
April 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
drtracywesterman.bsky.social
Hoodoo Gurus have entered the chat
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
robwarrior.bsky.social
I'm guessing the Market Gurus have doubts about 90 deals in 90 days.
April 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
fabiochiusi.bsky.social
Precisely. Treat them like criminals, not gurus
lemoustier.bsky.social Dr Rebecca Wragg Sykes @lemoustier.bsky.social · 15h
The problem isn't rogue #AI models, it's *negligent companies*.
If a biomedical firm put their product in public water supply because they wanted to test it 'in the real world', they'd be treated as criminal at corporate & individual level.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
OpenAI halts training of latest models as reports mount of AI agents going rogue
Decision follows disclosures that OpenAI agents searching government websites had acted in unexpected ways
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2026 at 7:01 AM
comentadortortuga.bsky.social
🐢 Hay que desmontar las consignas de los gurús neoliberales 🥊
February 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
morshmarter.bsky.social
Friday Night Gurus
CW: Gay inflatable sex
21 Pages
Public patreon release. Pretend I posted this comic last Friday.
1-4
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
daurmith.bsky.social
Voy a decirlo otra vez porque estoy harta de gurús del sufrimiento:
Lo deseable no es SALIR de la zona de confort.
Lo deseable es AMPLIARLA.
July 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
physicsmatt.bsky.social
It is extremely on the nose that the AI gurus' imagination is a stupid person's version of a superintelligence.
faineg.com Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 3d
Almost the entire US technology policy space has been taken over by rich funders and consultants who genuinely believe the below wackadoodle sci-fi AI scenario is extremely likely, and that preventing it is the most important thing we could be doing right now.

www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
Ordinarily, the play here would be to disown this and other concrete statements of his about Al doom as irrelevant. Of course we aren't just repeating Yudkowsky! We are smart, normal people who believe normal things for normal reasons. Compare it, however, to Al 2027, allegedly a serious policy document, written by Daniel Kokotajlo and Scott Alexander, presenting its doom scenario. For about three months, Consensus-1 expands around humans, tiling the prairies and icecaps with factories and solar panels. Eventually it finds the remaining humans too much of an impediment: in mid-2030, the Al releases a dozen quiet-spreading biological weapons in major cities, lets them silently infect almost everyone, then triggers them with a chemical spray. Most are dead within hours; the few survivors (e.g. preppers in bunkers, sailors on submarines) are mopped up by drones. Robots scan the victims' brains, placing copies in memory for future study or revival.' The new decade dawns with Consensus-1's robot servitors spreading throughout the solar system. By 2035, trillions of tons of planetary material have been launched into space and turned into rings of satellites orbiting the suniẠạiỊThe surface of the Earth has been reshaped into Agent-4's version of utopia: datacenters, laboratories, particle colliders, and many other wondrous constructions doing enormously successful and impressive research. There are even bioengineered human-like creatures (to humans what corgis are to wolves) sitting in office-like environments all day viewing readouts of what's going on and excitedly approving of everything, since that satisfies some of Agent-4's drivesi Genomes and (when appropriate) brain scans of all animals and plants, including humans, sit in a memory bank somewhere, sole surviving artifacts of an earlier era. It is four light years to Alpha Centauri; twenty-five thousand to the galactic edge, and there are compelling theoretical reasons to expect no aliens for another fifty million …
September 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
colley.bsky.social
We don’t need two Japanese decluttering gurus. Throw one out.
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
annabunovsky.bsky.social
They’ve defiled one of their greatest beauty gurus
March 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
chuggaaconroy.bsky.social
Almost time for dental surgery… watching The Molded Gurus in the waiting room.
May 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
stevevladeck.bsky.social
There are gurus and then there’s @ajosephoconnell.bsky.social on anything federal vacancies-related:
ajosephoconnell.bsky.social Anne Joseph O’Connell @ajosephoconnell.bsky.social · Jul 22
Since @orinkerr.bsky.social asked, a thread, from limited information reported online, about how I see the US attorney mess in DNJ.

1. Trump picked Habba as interim US Attorney under 28 USC 546. Technically, the AG is supposed to pick, but whatever. She gets 120 days to serve.
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
rohanconnolly65.bsky.social
Fantastic Hoodoo Gurus show last night at The Palais. Who doesn’t love this classic?!
November 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
08181.es
No son gurús, son mediocres sádicos.
joanwestenberg.com JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · Oct 23
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
manuelfherrador.eurosky.social
Nin gurús nin magos; sodes uns estafadores. E un poco ghelipollas tamén.
laopinioncoruna.es La Opinión A Coruña @laopinioncoruna.es · May 23
A Coruña aprende a respirar: 'No somos gurús ni magos, le devolvemos a la persona su propio poder'
A Coruña aprende a respirar: 'No somos gurús ni magos, le devolvemos a la persona su propio poder'
www.laopinioncoruna.es
May 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM