enjoying my anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences
June 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
enjoying my anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences
You like novel gustatory experiences? I got her number. How do you like them novel gustatory experiences?
May 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
You like novel gustatory experiences? I got her number. How do you like them novel gustatory experiences?
A novel gustatory experience!
Took this picture in Brooklyn on Thursday. Not sure what all the fuss is about.
May 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
A novel gustatory experience!
The most elitist person you know: I am a simple man of the people. My gustatory experiences are quotidian.
May 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The most elitist person you know: I am a simple man of the people. My gustatory experiences are quotidian.
kind of beside the point, but I feel like this would have to be basically the gustatory equivalent of looking directly at the sun
In 2004 I saw Yudkowsky give a talk in which he said that when we upload our brains into the cloud and enter machine heaven, we will be able to taste the tastiest possible potato chip. That was his positive vision of the Singularity.
I know it sounds made up, but he did say it.
I know it sounds made up, but he did say it.
When they say things like they expect there is a 10% chance that AI wipes out humanity in a decade, you should not take that as bullshit that undermines their seriousness; you should take that as them being very serious about a self-fulfilling prophecy they intend to enact if they have the chance.
September 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
kind of beside the point, but I feel like this would have to be basically the gustatory equivalent of looking directly at the sun
We are chasing novel gustatory experiences, brother.
May 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
We are chasing novel gustatory experiences, brother.
It's a novel gustatory experience, ladies and germs.
May 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It's a novel gustatory experience, ladies and germs.
Great taste, less filling, never chases novel gustatory experiences.
June 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Great taste, less filling, never chases novel gustatory experiences.
personally i don't think "just drink your beer like a normal person" is "freaking out" but then i'm not the guy who wrote this frankly insane sentence — "Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences"
May 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
personally i don't think "just drink your beer like a normal person" is "freaking out" but then i'm not the guy who wrote this frankly insane sentence — "Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences"
i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers
May 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers
the mm was a typo and not meant to convey a gustatory satisfaction
March 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the mm was a typo and not meant to convey a gustatory satisfaction
I’m all in on AGI
(Apple Gustatory Intuition)
(Apple Gustatory Intuition)
September 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I’m all in on AGI
(Apple Gustatory Intuition)
(Apple Gustatory Intuition)
I’’D DO IT AGAIN — NOVEL GUSTATORY EXPERIENCES OR GO HOME!
i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers
May 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I’’D DO IT AGAIN — NOVEL GUSTATORY EXPERIENCES OR GO HOME!
Kicking back and enjoying an antidote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured.
May 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Kicking back and enjoying an antidote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured.
A always
B be
C chasing novel gustatory experiences
B be
C chasing novel gustatory experiences
Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing
Alt: Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing
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May 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
A always
B be
C chasing novel gustatory experiences
B be
C chasing novel gustatory experiences
I've heard that adding laxatives gives pierogis a certain gustatory je ne sais quoi.
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I've heard that adding laxatives gives pierogis a certain gustatory je ne sais quoi.
"What we got here is... failure to explore novel gustatory experiences."
May 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"What we got here is... failure to explore novel gustatory experiences."
Me, attempting to articulate that the sensory/gustatory experience of a good meal is one of my greatest pleasures:
August 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Me, attempting to articulate that the sensory/gustatory experience of a good meal is one of my greatest pleasures:
Genesee still makes Genny Ice, and drinking it at 10 AM in the snow to wash down some pierogi before a Bills game is one of the absolute worst gustatory experiences I've ever had!
January 28, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Genesee still makes Genny Ice, and drinking it at 10 AM in the snow to wash down some pierogi before a Bills game is one of the absolute worst gustatory experiences I've ever had!
who up chasing they novel gustatory experiences?
May 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
who up chasing they novel gustatory experiences?
“Decadence of a professional class” followed by “novel gustatory experiences” cannot be real life. It is impossible to reach that level of self parody
May 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
“Decadence of a professional class” followed by “novel gustatory experiences” cannot be real life. It is impossible to reach that level of self parody
At some point today I intend to work the phrase "novel gustatory experiences" into a conversation.
May 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
At some point today I intend to work the phrase "novel gustatory experiences" into a conversation.
trying to razzle dazzle us with gustatory only to fuck up antidote / anecdote is killing me
Not a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.
May 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
trying to razzle dazzle us with gustatory only to fuck up antidote / anecdote is killing me
What the fuck is girlcock??
I’m a gustatory learner btw :3
I’m a gustatory learner btw :3
September 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
What the fuck is girlcock??
I’m a gustatory learner btw :3
I’m a gustatory learner btw :3
tube food GOOD for pilot CORRECT AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS for pilot SUFFICIENT GUSTATORY PLEASURE for pilot
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July 1, 2026 at 10:20 AM
tube food GOOD for pilot CORRECT AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS for pilot SUFFICIENT GUSTATORY PLEASURE for pilot