Musk: welcome to da tesla diner!
Musk: or as we call it
Musk: Roko's Bistro!
Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!
Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!
Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!
Musk: we haffa da i-cola!
Musk: let that drink in!
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: or as we call it
Musk: Roko's Bistro!
Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!
Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!
Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!
Musk: we haffa da i-cola!
Musk: let that drink in!
Musk: mama mia!
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Musk: welcome to da tesla diner!
Musk: or as we call it
Musk: Roko's Bistro!
Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!
Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!
Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!
Musk: we haffa da i-cola!
Musk: let that drink in!
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: or as we call it
Musk: Roko's Bistro!
Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!
Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!
Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!
Musk: we haffa da i-cola!
Musk: let that drink in!
Musk: mama mia!
i haffa go peepee your honor
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i haffa go peepee your honor
HAFFA!
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HAFFA!
Musk: can i take you order
King: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose from
King: i think i'll get thhheeeeee
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King: what?
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King:
King: no i
Musk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king
King: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose from
King: i think i'll get thhheeeeee
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King: what?
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King:
King: no i
Musk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Musk: can i take you order
King: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose from
King: i think i'll get thhheeeeee
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King: what?
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King:
King: no i
Musk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king
King: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose from
King: i think i'll get thhheeeeee
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King: what?
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King:
King: no i
Musk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat
May 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat
Musk: mama mia da my empire, it crumble around me!
Musk: alla my tweets! they do nothing!
Musk: now i haffa nothing
Musk: nothing butta da love of my family
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk: alla my tweets! they do nothing!
Musk: now i haffa nothing
Musk: nothing butta da love of my family
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Musk: mama mia da my empire, it crumble around me!
Musk: alla my tweets! they do nothing!
Musk: now i haffa nothing
Musk: nothing butta da love of my family
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk: alla my tweets! they do nothing!
Musk: now i haffa nothing
Musk: nothing butta da love of my family
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
Musk:
King: elon, you can't just say you're going to give taylor swift a child!
Musk: eyyy whassa problem?
Musk: i just mean i give her a child!
Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!
Musk: eyyy whassa problem?
Musk: i just mean i give her a child!
Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!
September 12, 2024 at 6:14 PM
King: elon, you can't just say you're going to give taylor swift a child!
Musk: eyyy whassa problem?
Musk: i just mean i give her a child!
Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!
Musk: eyyy whassa problem?
Musk: i just mean i give her a child!
Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!
HAFFA!
That is worthy on your part, and I applaud you. If you speak to him, ask him to repost this:
March 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
HAFFA!
Momb still haffa make leggies on Josie new sweator
November 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Momb still haffa make leggies on Josie new sweator
Jag lyckades haffa den SISTA glutenfria semlan på lokala kaféet!!
🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Jag lyckades haffa den SISTA glutenfria semlan på lokala kaféet!!
🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend
Musk: do you haffa an anime girlfriend stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend
Musk: do you haffa an anime girlfriend stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife
July 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend
Musk: do you haffa an anime girlfriend stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend
Musk: do you haffa an anime girlfriend stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
April 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
M: yawwwn dis will haffa dew.
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
M: yawwwn dis will haffa dew.
I WON!!
(he's too young to chronicle his own story, so he'll just haffa challenge my version of history when he's able 😑)
(he's too young to chronicle his own story, so he'll just haffa challenge my version of history when he's able 😑)
today's meeting of the minds...
the battle of the wills shall now commence!
the battle of the wills shall now commence!
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I WON!!
(he's too young to chronicle his own story, so he'll just haffa challenge my version of history when he's able 😑)
(he's too young to chronicle his own story, so he'll just haffa challenge my version of history when he's able 😑)
BUDI COULD THINK LIKEA BIGGIRL!!! I COULD REMEMA IM BIG YOU HAFFA BELIVEME
April 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
BUDI COULD THINK LIKEA BIGGIRL!!! I COULD REMEMA IM BIG YOU HAFFA BELIVEME
Sverige har bara två sätt att behandla långväga gäster, oklart vilket som är värst:
• Haffa för cannabisbrott och bjuda på cowboysoppa.
• Ge Nobelpris och tvinga att kallprata med Chris O’Neill.
• Haffa för cannabisbrott och bjuda på cowboysoppa.
• Ge Nobelpris och tvinga att kallprata med Chris O’Neill.
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Sverige har bara två sätt att behandla långväga gäster, oklart vilket som är värst:
• Haffa för cannabisbrott och bjuda på cowboysoppa.
• Ge Nobelpris och tvinga att kallprata med Chris O’Neill.
• Haffa för cannabisbrott och bjuda på cowboysoppa.
• Ge Nobelpris och tvinga att kallprata med Chris O’Neill.
King: i have to say, i'm almost impressed by elon's new old timey racism
King: i mean, some of these slurs haven't been said in a hundred years
King: it takes some real effort to dig these up
Musk: didda you know da asiatic haffa da sideways vagine
King:
Musk: mama mia!
King: i mean, some of these slurs haven't been said in a hundred years
King: it takes some real effort to dig these up
Musk: didda you know da asiatic haffa da sideways vagine
King:
Musk: mama mia!
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
King: i have to say, i'm almost impressed by elon's new old timey racism
King: i mean, some of these slurs haven't been said in a hundred years
King: it takes some real effort to dig these up
Musk: didda you know da asiatic haffa da sideways vagine
King:
Musk: mama mia!
King: i mean, some of these slurs haven't been said in a hundred years
King: it takes some real effort to dig these up
Musk: didda you know da asiatic haffa da sideways vagine
King:
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: maybe i set you u da bomb eh?
Trump: maybe i'll end your government contracts
Musk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo house
Trump: maybe i'll deport you
Musk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?
Trump: maybe i'll kill you
Musk: [sweating intensifies]
Trump: maybe i'll end your government contracts
Musk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo house
Trump: maybe i'll deport you
Musk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?
Trump: maybe i'll kill you
Musk: [sweating intensifies]
June 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Musk: maybe i set you u da bomb eh?
Trump: maybe i'll end your government contracts
Musk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo house
Trump: maybe i'll deport you
Musk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?
Trump: maybe i'll kill you
Musk: [sweating intensifies]
Trump: maybe i'll end your government contracts
Musk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo house
Trump: maybe i'll deport you
Musk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?
Trump: maybe i'll kill you
Musk: [sweating intensifies]
En o annan alkis som sladdar in o haffar lite peoplesbeer, en vilsen ungdom som innan sitt första jobb behöver haffa en Nocco. Osv.
September 26, 2026 at 7:41 AM
En o annan alkis som sladdar in o haffar lite peoplesbeer, en vilsen ungdom som innan sitt första jobb behöver haffa en Nocco. Osv.
Musk: check outta dis menu stephano king
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
March 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Musk: check outta dis menu stephano king
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
233. A young girl in a colourful dress poses in the street near Haffa market in Salalah, Oman, 1998.
#Photography
Pentax MZ-5.
#Photography
Pentax MZ-5.
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
233. A young girl in a colourful dress poses in the street near Haffa market in Salalah, Oman, 1998.
#Photography
Pentax MZ-5.
#Photography
Pentax MZ-5.
If I’m not “haffa haffa haffa’n” then that shit ain’t hot enough
December 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
If I’m not “haffa haffa haffa’n” then that shit ain’t hot enough
March 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM