#HARD
Hard to believe this strategy didn't work
November 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Such a hard disease
November 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes” made me laugh so hard
Gotta say, Dan may have just dropped the most robust post-election analysis to date.

Props to Dan.
November 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
#fatcockfriday has our boners hard af.

So many beautiful hard cocks 🥵
November 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW HARD WE WORKED FOR THIS
RESULT: Democrats have flipped control of the local government in Hillsborough County, a populous county in Florida that's home to Tampa.

They had to sweep all four commission seats on the board, and they have.
November 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reality hit hard over at Fox News.
November 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Twisting the racism knob so hard it comes off in your hand
BREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
November 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's a hard job...but someone's gotta do it.
November 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Rock hard.
November 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we voted so hard we killed the cybertruck
November 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Math is hard
November 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Went blue so hard y’all killed the Cybertruck ☠️ 🌊

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
November 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Are u hard for this?
November 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hard at work, and hardly working.
November 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
nature won't start healing until I see those consumer RAM and hard drive prices falling
November 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Soft to Semi-Hard
November 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
DIE HARD

#deadlock
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Time to start asking hard questions of the knee-benders
November 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Make me hard in public restroom
November 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Polls Close Early As Reward For Everyone’s Hard Work https://theonion.com/polls-close-early-as-reward-for-everyones-hard-work/
November 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This asshole can be so hard to draw sometimes,,,
November 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
i realized i dont actually need to try that hard on these posts
November 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
See it’s not so hard
November 7, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Hard at work. #gainer
November 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
There's no better feeling than sun on your hard cock ☀️🍆
November 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM