Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
September 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
🐶:TY say hi to cousin, HFM.
September 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
🐶:TY say hi to cousin, HFM.
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
September 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
Her Feline Majesty: Today is the 6th anniversary of me adopting you guys. Celebrations continue!
Me: We're doing what we always do.
HFM: Yes. The Routine is everything! What's next.
Me: Nap?
HFM: I AM THERE AND I STEPPED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY LOL.
Me: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU.
HFM: I OFTEN WONDER.
Me: We're doing what we always do.
HFM: Yes. The Routine is everything! What's next.
Me: Nap?
HFM: I AM THERE AND I STEPPED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY LOL.
Me: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU.
HFM: I OFTEN WONDER.
October 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Her Feline Majesty: Today is the 6th anniversary of me adopting you guys. Celebrations continue!
Me: We're doing what we always do.
HFM: Yes. The Routine is everything! What's next.
Me: Nap?
HFM: I AM THERE AND I STEPPED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY LOL.
Me: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU.
HFM: I OFTEN WONDER.
Me: We're doing what we always do.
HFM: Yes. The Routine is everything! What's next.
Me: Nap?
HFM: I AM THERE AND I STEPPED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY LOL.
Me: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU.
HFM: I OFTEN WONDER.
Same to you.🫶🏿 Enjoy the movies, HFM.
September 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Same to you.🫶🏿 Enjoy the movies, HFM.
Her Feline Majesty: INFORM THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE MY NEW CATNIP TOY
Me: Consider them informed. How are you feeling?
HFM: WHEEE
Me: That's good.
HFM: I LOVE SANTA I LOVE YOU I LOVE EVERYBODY
Me: Even squirrels?
HFM: OH HECK EVEN SQUIRRELS
Me: That's a Christmas miracle.
HFM: THAT'S GOOD CATNIP
Me: Consider them informed. How are you feeling?
HFM: WHEEE
Me: That's good.
HFM: I LOVE SANTA I LOVE YOU I LOVE EVERYBODY
Me: Even squirrels?
HFM: OH HECK EVEN SQUIRRELS
Me: That's a Christmas miracle.
HFM: THAT'S GOOD CATNIP
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Her Feline Majesty: INFORM THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE MY NEW CATNIP TOY
Me: Consider them informed. How are you feeling?
HFM: WHEEE
Me: That's good.
HFM: I LOVE SANTA I LOVE YOU I LOVE EVERYBODY
Me: Even squirrels?
HFM: OH HECK EVEN SQUIRRELS
Me: That's a Christmas miracle.
HFM: THAT'S GOOD CATNIP
Me: Consider them informed. How are you feeling?
HFM: WHEEE
Me: That's good.
HFM: I LOVE SANTA I LOVE YOU I LOVE EVERYBODY
Me: Even squirrels?
HFM: OH HECK EVEN SQUIRRELS
Me: That's a Christmas miracle.
HFM: THAT'S GOOD CATNIP
One child with croup. One child with HFM. this should be illegal, someone get SCOTUS on the line
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One child with croup. One child with HFM. this should be illegal, someone get SCOTUS on the line
Pas d’arme, pas de sirène : ces nouveaux intervenants tentent de régler les problèmes de rue autrement.
➡️ https://l.franceculture.fr/hFm
➡️ https://l.franceculture.fr/hFm
September 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Pas d’arme, pas de sirène : ces nouveaux intervenants tentent de régler les problèmes de rue autrement.
➡️ https://l.franceculture.fr/hFm
➡️ https://l.franceculture.fr/hFm
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
September 27, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
You ain’t getting out of there without HFM or fungus, you can bet on that.
August 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
You ain’t getting out of there without HFM or fungus, you can bet on that.
Adult HFM is THE WORST!
July 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Adult HFM is THE WORST!
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
September 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Goodnight, Kat, Fam, and HFM.
My kid has HFM. This is dreadful. Someone should fix this.
April 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My kid has HFM. This is dreadful. Someone should fix this.
Meine persönliche Theorie zu Harald Martenstein ist, dass jemand, der so sehr aussieht wie ein Jazz-Studioschlagzeuger mit Lehrauftrag an der HfM Würzburg, ohne einer zu sein, eine tiefe Enttäuschung und ein rasendes Ressentiment mit sich herumtragen muss. Es geht gar nicht anders.
February 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Meine persönliche Theorie zu Harald Martenstein ist, dass jemand, der so sehr aussieht wie ein Jazz-Studioschlagzeuger mit Lehrauftrag an der HfM Würzburg, ohne einer zu sein, eine tiefe Enttäuschung und ein rasendes Ressentiment mit sich herumtragen muss. Es geht gar nicht anders.
now i have hfm 🤩🤩 it’s like if you had 30 active canker sores all the way down your throat, and also got hit by a bus.
this week on on “becka’s month from hell”: leo had a seizure on sunday (determined to be from a fever) and has now been confirmed to have hand, foot, and mouth disease 🤩 i want to die!
September 24, 2026 at 11:52 PM
now i have hfm 🤩🤩 it’s like if you had 30 active canker sores all the way down your throat, and also got hit by a bus.
Es sind Läuse im Kindergarten aufgetreten \o/.
Auf die Rotation HFM-Scharlach-Läuse ist einfach Verlass!
Auf die Rotation HFM-Scharlach-Läuse ist einfach Verlass!
October 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Es sind Läuse im Kindergarten aufgetreten \o/.
Auf die Rotation HFM-Scharlach-Läuse ist einfach Verlass!
Auf die Rotation HFM-Scharlach-Läuse ist einfach Verlass!
Columna | 'La inercia de Begoña Gómez', por Raquel Peláez social.elpais.com/hfm…
April 21, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Columna | 'La inercia de Begoña Gómez', por Raquel Peláez social.elpais.com/hfm…
Have you tried the HFM mod/HFM derivatives? Less of a car crash, more of a controlled stop in a layby without power steering
September 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Have you tried the HFM mod/HFM derivatives? Less of a car crash, more of a controlled stop in a layby without power steering
Louis is in 3rd place on Hello Magazine’s “Super Bowl 2025: The Best Dressed & Biggest Fashion Moments” list!
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February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Louis is in 3rd place on Hello Magazine’s “Super Bowl 2025: The Best Dressed & Biggest Fashion Moments” list!
www.hellomagazine.com/hfm/fashion-...
www.hellomagazine.com/hfm/fashion-...
My 1st literally had HFM while my second was being born. 🫠
me, as I peel, weeks after getting hand foot and mouth
a cartoon character says " i 'm a literal monster " in front of a picture
ALT: a cartoon character says " i 'm a literal monster " in front of a picture
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October 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My 1st literally had HFM while my second was being born. 🫠
Wtffffff??!?!? HFM sucks so bad.
July 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wtffffff??!?!? HFM sucks so bad.
Louis ranked #3 for #SuperBowl ‘Best Dressed List’ by hellofashion_uk!
#LouisTomlinson
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#LouisTomlinson
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February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Louis ranked #3 for #SuperBowl ‘Best Dressed List’ by hellofashion_uk!
#LouisTomlinson
🔗: www.hellomagazine.com/hfm/fashion-...
#LouisTomlinson
🔗: www.hellomagazine.com/hfm/fashion-...
Same to you 🫶🏿. Playtime before work is a good habit, HFM.
September 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Same to you 🫶🏿. Playtime before work is a good habit, HFM.