#HGTV
He simultaneously wants to be Hitler and also like an HGTV remodel host
November 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
all someone had to do was give that douche bag an HGTV show two decades ago.
November 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Obama was right

He should be on HGTV
November 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I watch all the HGTV design shows, and they never show anything this ugly.
November 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Avoiding election results on telly, so listening to HGTV and vegging while baking a(nother) pumpkin bread/butter pudding.
November 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Cuck version of HGTV Love it or List it where the person has to choose between a new guy with a huge cock or their boyfriend
November 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
HGTV be like “I breed pet snails and my wife sells wedding jumpsuits to one (1) heterosexual bride per year, out budget is $1.3 million”
October 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
They should have an HGTV show like "this old house" but instead of sanding and restraining floors, they're restoring foreskins and putting sugar on prolapses and its called "ye old bitch".
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
He's confirming Obama's joke that he really should be on HGTV and not in the White House.
November 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Did the speech air on HGTV?
November 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
tbh Hitler probably would have been into being an HGTV remodel host
November 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
everyone was so focused on Obama's Cheesecake Factory joke that we really slept on the HGTV burn
November 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Wow, I'm surprised Cathy Engelbert didn't schedule game 7 of the WNBA Finals for 2:00 a.m. on HGTV
October 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
He's trying out for HGTV.
November 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Almost anything on HGTV
November 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
your account has become some sort of hgtv show i can follow on bluesky. thank you
October 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Its the HGTV WH
November 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
HGTV DON SHOWED UP🤦‍♀️🤮
November 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Trump treating Washington like his own personal HGTV project is the most clear argument for DC statehood ever.
November 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
President Obama is right, we'd all be better off if Trump just transitioned laterally from the presidency to HGTV show host
Trump doesn't want to talk about affordability. He wants to talk about his arts & crafts and home renovation projects.
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"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
November 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
HGTV presents: Cozycore B&Bs with Ish & Queequeg
October 31, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I love how his HGTV press conference highlighting his stupid pool renovations yesterday seemingly took precedence over this probable lie. Great closing message.
November 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I am paying attention to this part of this HGTV episode for (1) reason (2?)
October 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This man should have an HGTV show about his cartooning life.
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me watching HGTV & Food Network on Election Day and maybe never even turning on a channel that reports news of *any* kind all the livelong day... it's above me now!
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November 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM