LOOKS LIKE WOKES BACK ON THE MENU HE/HIMS
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
LOOKS LIKE WOKES BACK ON THE MENU HE/HIMS
Puppy push hims brains out... 😵💫
November 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Puppy push hims brains out... 😵💫
Heer ai wuz, jus maykin th biskits on Dade. All ov a suddin, hims pull owt hims fone an starte recording th me! Ai stop th biskits a turn ma bakk on th him!
ROODS! 😾
Sorree bowt th View noize in th bakkgrownd.
ROODS! 😾
Sorree bowt th View noize in th bakkgrownd.
November 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Heer ai wuz, jus maykin th biskits on Dade. All ov a suddin, hims pull owt hims fone an starte recording th me! Ai stop th biskits a turn ma bakk on th him!
ROODS! 😾
Sorree bowt th View noize in th bakkgrownd.
ROODS! 😾
Sorree bowt th View noize in th bakkgrownd.
Ai amayze dat hims still woke!
November 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Ai amayze dat hims still woke!
Dades hims got an sorprise for the me, bedder be an werld croose.
November 7, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Dades hims got an sorprise for the me, bedder be an werld croose.
Do you even like hims... 🥺
this is capybara Bug (me) in his two formes
if you wish to draw him (me) you can do that and its cool. sometimes i draw him (me) too and he (me) cums hard and fucks hard. welcome to my page
if you wish to draw him (me) you can do that and its cool. sometimes i draw him (me) too and he (me) cums hard and fucks hard. welcome to my page
November 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Do you even like hims... 🥺
November 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Bestie Lou showing off the one of hims famus shapes
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bestie Lou showing off the one of hims famus shapes
happy flat fuck friday, friends🐊
November 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
happy flat fuck friday, friends🐊
An hims gotta be worne owt frum hiz urleeyur rampaje thru th howse!
November 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
An hims gotta be worne owt frum hiz urleeyur rampaje thru th howse!
Wotta kewt innturn yuo had, Flanoy! Nowe hims th Salsa Keeng! 👑
November 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Wotta kewt innturn yuo had, Flanoy! Nowe hims th Salsa Keeng! 👑
Dade throwded the me oute of bedde for puttign mine bunt in hims fayce. 😾
November 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Dade throwded the me oute of bedde for puttign mine bunt in hims fayce. 😾
Yez, and if Foggy win, Chancleta can be hims Segrentarri of Intirryors (becoz of indoors type).
November 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Yez, and if Foggy win, Chancleta can be hims Segrentarri of Intirryors (becoz of indoors type).
Hoaw Waz da hims eber beinks dat smol! 🙀
November 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hoaw Waz da hims eber beinks dat smol! 🙀
Awww hims big mouf. ♥️
November 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Awww hims big mouf. ♥️
Hims big mouf, him bite 😈
November 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hims big mouf, him bite 😈
Hims pumpin piyne kones!
🤎😹
🤎😹
November 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hims pumpin piyne kones!
🤎😹
🤎😹
I LOVE HIMS
November 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I LOVE HIMS
Hims up late tonite. Gunnite kewpie.
November 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Hims up late tonite. Gunnite kewpie.
Ooo boars loving his new soft teal thong. Hims feels nekked in them😈🤭
November 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Ooo boars loving his new soft teal thong. Hims feels nekked in them😈🤭
*sigh* Lads, sit downe heer an let me tell th yuo abowt a yung cat naymed Bertie. Hims had th mowss magnifeesen trubbel puffs evah seene… ⚫️⚫️ 🙀😿🤎🤎🤎
November 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
*sigh* Lads, sit downe heer an let me tell th yuo abowt a yung cat naymed Bertie. Hims had th mowss magnifeesen trubbel puffs evah seene… ⚫️⚫️ 🙀😿🤎🤎🤎
Not as obsessed as you are about other people's testosterone. Someone should just get you a Hims prescription already.
Pete Hegseth lashes out over efforts to impeach him:
In case you've noticed, they're obsessed. A disgruntled, defeated congressman, along with all his Democrat allies, has also dropped sham articles of impeachment against yours truly, just like they tried against President Trump twice.
In case you've noticed, they're obsessed. A disgruntled, defeated congressman, along with all his Democrat allies, has also dropped sham articles of impeachment against yours truly, just like they tried against President Trump twice.
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Not as obsessed as you are about other people's testosterone. Someone should just get you a Hims prescription already.
New on the MAHA v. Susie Wiles fight spilling out into public view, involving previously unreported work between the company Hims and the lobbying firm where Wiles' daughter, Katie, is a partner (same daughter from the Republika Srpska shooting range). straightfromthehut.substack.com/p/the-susie-...
The Susie Wiles v. MAHA war heats up
Wiles’ daughter, Katie, is at the center of it — and a previously unreported tie to Hims helps connect the public and private spat.
straightfromthehut.substack.com
November 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
New on the MAHA v. Susie Wiles fight spilling out into public view, involving previously unreported work between the company Hims and the lobbying firm where Wiles' daughter, Katie, is a partner (same daughter from the Republika Srpska shooting range). straightfromthehut.substack.com/p/the-susie-...
Cuz itt weerd no habbin hims stikkin hims camra in ma fase all dai!
November 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Cuz itt weerd no habbin hims stikkin hims camra in ma fase all dai!