#HIRED
Reader, they hired me.
August 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dems finally hired someone that knows how to reply 🤣💀
April 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
who hired this guy anyway?
September 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
she's just doing what she was hired to do
Why would you need to put a pause on a story that has been meticulously fact-checked and lawyered?

Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
yeah that's why we hired her
There's a person on Twitter who for years ended every single tweet, easily thousands of them, with "Moreover, lCE must be abolished" and I've never seen someone so vindicated in their commitment
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
should've hired me
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Bari just hired this guy lol
Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Wow.

A convicted Jan. 6 Capitol rioter has been hired to work in a Pentagon office that handles classified military information.

Elias Irizarry was hired to work in the DOD’s Special Operations and Low Intensity Conflict, and internal alarms are going off.

www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Jan 6 Capitol Rioter Elias Irizarry Hired at Pentagon: Rpt
A convicted Jan. 6 Capitol rioter is raising concerns after reportedly being hired to work in a Pentagon office that handles classified military information.
www.mediaite.com
June 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Louder for the people in the back…

DO NOT BUY WHERE YOU WILL NOT BE HIRED📢
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
"Who is it?"
"Hired goons."
"Hired goons?"
April 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
HIRED
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𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯—𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴!
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hired!
July 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
THEY HIRED THE MAN
September 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
(evidence: they also hired Lincoln Riley)
September 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Do not buy

where you will not be hired
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ive hired this deer to stare softly at you
August 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is why she was hired.
Gabbard accuses Obama of “treasonous conspiracy”
July 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I hired this cat to stare at you.
October 30, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I hired this dog to stare at you
April 25, 2026 at 9:57 AM
In Trumpland only useful idiots get hired, not competent, qualified people.
July 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Should have hired Chris Hansen.
September 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
good riddance to DEI, says man hired because he is a conservative
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
when you get hired at fat girl mall
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM