#HIring
Hiring your brother is the original affirmative action for white people.
Diversity initiatives were meant to overcome the old patterns of nepotism, so I guess it makes sense that the enemies of diversity are big fans of nepotism.
Why is Pete Hegseth bringing his wife to top security meetings and hiring his brother at the Pentagon? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
March 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
October 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Now hiring!
December 18, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“FCC says Disney is hiring too many black people.”
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Are you hiring?
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
alex jones brain when he briefly considered hiring legitimate lawyers to represent him
October 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Now hiring
November 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians
April 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hiring - en mask!
@theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Something, something…merit based hiring?
tinyurl.com/5dcmk3uf

Phil Hegseth, younger brother of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, has landed a pivotal role within the Trump administration. Phil now serves as a senior adviser at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and acts as the liaison officer to the Department of Defense.
Pete Hegseth Gives His Younger Brother Cushy Pentagon Job Despite Having Questionable Experience
In a move that has critics raising their eyebrows (and perhaps rolling their eyes), Phil Hegseth, younger brother of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, has landed a pivotal role within the Trump administ...
tinyurl.com
March 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Firing. Re-hiring.
Firing. Re-hiring. 🇺🇸

#DOGE
@berkeleyjr.bsky.social
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
February 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“While I have your attention, is anyone hiring?”

— Stephen Colbert at the #Emmys.
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dear god... we've found them
May 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reese Witherspoon on Diane Keaton hiring her as a fresh-faced girl from Nashville. #RIP
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hiring off Twitter is even worse, by an order of magnitude, than when Homeland Security was hiring TSA employees off of pizza boxes.
They are hiring….off of Twitter??
November 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
5. Bluesky's team consists of about 20 full-time employees. That's a million users here per employee now 🤯

Also, we're hiring!

bsky.social/about/join
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
2027 hiring plans getting drawn up.
BMW AIMS TO CUT 20% OF MANAGEMENT JOBS WITH AI ASSISTANCE.
September 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Yes. And also hiring Lewis
In addition to the current endorsement issue, I think a big lesson of this has to do with the choices the Post made *before* this. If you're going to literally make your brand "Democracy dies in darkness" and then you do this, it turns out it matters to people.
"[T]he figure represents about 8% of the paper’s paid circulation of 2.5 million subscribers, which includes print as well. The number of cancellations continued to grow Monday afternoon."
October 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Monday time. Anyone hiring? Lol.
July 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Good news! South Beach Tow is hiring.
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM