hne: …okay. im okay now
dk: alright, activating… there you—are you in prison??
hne: no! im in the chapels reflection chamber!
dk: it looks like a prison
hne: its austere!
dk: right… so youre saying you contacted the demon king and got hit on by a succubus in a church?
hne: a chapel! …and y-yes
dk: alright, activating… there you—are you in prison??
hne: no! im in the chapels reflection chamber!
dk: it looks like a prison
hne: its austere!
dk: right… so youre saying you contacted the demon king and got hit on by a succubus in a church?
hne: a chapel! …and y-yes
May 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hne: …okay. im okay now
dk: alright, activating… there you—are you in prison??
hne: no! im in the chapels reflection chamber!
dk: it looks like a prison
hne: its austere!
dk: right… so youre saying you contacted the demon king and got hit on by a succubus in a church?
hne: a chapel! …and y-yes
dk: alright, activating… there you—are you in prison??
hne: no! im in the chapels reflection chamber!
dk: it looks like a prison
hne: its austere!
dk: right… so youre saying you contacted the demon king and got hit on by a succubus in a church?
hne: a chapel! …and y-yes
dk: interesting choice
hne: its the only place on the estate thats *mine*, okay? i set all the seals here so i know no one is… umm…
dk: youre… afraid of being spied on in your own home?
hne: im not afraid of it. i know its happening
dk: …
hne: your eye is twitching
dk: …
hne: you seem upset
hne: its the only place on the estate thats *mine*, okay? i set all the seals here so i know no one is… umm…
dk: youre… afraid of being spied on in your own home?
hne: im not afraid of it. i know its happening
dk: …
hne: your eye is twitching
dk: …
hne: you seem upset
May 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
dk: interesting choice
hne: its the only place on the estate thats *mine*, okay? i set all the seals here so i know no one is… umm…
dk: youre… afraid of being spied on in your own home?
hne: im not afraid of it. i know its happening
dk: …
hne: your eye is twitching
dk: …
hne: you seem upset
hne: its the only place on the estate thats *mine*, okay? i set all the seals here so i know no one is… umm…
dk: youre… afraid of being spied on in your own home?
hne: im not afraid of it. i know its happening
dk: …
hne: your eye is twitching
dk: …
hne: you seem upset
[weeks later]
hne: hello? are you there?
fem voice: is that…?
hne: whos there? wait did that bastard give me a scroll to his secretary? ugh of course—
dk: no i did not
fem voice: secre…? okay trophy wife—
hne: trophy wife?! listen up bitch—
dk: Lily, please dont antagonize her
hne: L-Lily?!?
hne: hello? are you there?
fem voice: is that…?
hne: whos there? wait did that bastard give me a scroll to his secretary? ugh of course—
dk: no i did not
fem voice: secre…? okay trophy wife—
hne: trophy wife?! listen up bitch—
dk: Lily, please dont antagonize her
hne: L-Lily?!?
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
[weeks later]
hne: hello? are you there?
fem voice: is that…?
hne: whos there? wait did that bastard give me a scroll to his secretary? ugh of course—
dk: no i did not
fem voice: secre…? okay trophy wife—
hne: trophy wife?! listen up bitch—
dk: Lily, please dont antagonize her
hne: L-Lily?!?
hne: hello? are you there?
fem voice: is that…?
hne: whos there? wait did that bastard give me a scroll to his secretary? ugh of course—
dk: no i did not
fem voice: secre…? okay trophy wife—
hne: trophy wife?! listen up bitch—
dk: Lily, please dont antagonize her
hne: L-Lily?!?
dk: hah, good. should i activate visuals?
hne: no!
dk: oh? something you dont want me to see?
hne: …just give me a minute and let me preserve my dignity
dk: i dont know what you mean. i simply got distracted for a few minutes and forgot to activate them
hne: …thank you
dk: …
hne: ……
dk: …
hne: no!
dk: oh? something you dont want me to see?
hne: …just give me a minute and let me preserve my dignity
dk: i dont know what you mean. i simply got distracted for a few minutes and forgot to activate them
hne: …thank you
dk: …
hne: ……
dk: …
May 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
dk: hah, good. should i activate visuals?
hne: no!
dk: oh? something you dont want me to see?
hne: …just give me a minute and let me preserve my dignity
dk: i dont know what you mean. i simply got distracted for a few minutes and forgot to activate them
hne: …thank you
dk: …
hne: ……
dk: …
hne: no!
dk: oh? something you dont want me to see?
hne: …just give me a minute and let me preserve my dignity
dk: i dont know what you mean. i simply got distracted for a few minutes and forgot to activate them
hne: …thank you
dk: …
hne: ……
dk: …
C hristian
L indner
O hne
W irtschaftliche
N achhaltigkeit
L indner
O hne
W irtschaftliche
N achhaltigkeit
November 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
C hristian
L indner
O hne
W irtschaftliche
N achhaltigkeit
L indner
O hne
W irtschaftliche
N achhaltigkeit
dk: …
hne: i know it sounds bad
dk: ……
hne: okay fine it *is* bad
dk: ………
hne: please say something
dk: this isnt a social call
hne: n-no
dk: whats going on?
hne: you have to promise not to get angry and break things
dk: huh? i cant promise i wont get angry but im not gonna throw a tantrum
hne: i know it sounds bad
dk: ……
hne: okay fine it *is* bad
dk: ………
hne: please say something
dk: this isnt a social call
hne: n-no
dk: whats going on?
hne: you have to promise not to get angry and break things
dk: huh? i cant promise i wont get angry but im not gonna throw a tantrum
May 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
dk: …
hne: i know it sounds bad
dk: ……
hne: okay fine it *is* bad
dk: ………
hne: please say something
dk: this isnt a social call
hne: n-no
dk: whats going on?
hne: you have to promise not to get angry and break things
dk: huh? i cant promise i wont get angry but im not gonna throw a tantrum
hne: i know it sounds bad
dk: ……
hne: okay fine it *is* bad
dk: ………
hne: please say something
dk: this isnt a social call
hne: n-no
dk: whats going on?
hne: you have to promise not to get angry and break things
dk: huh? i cant promise i wont get angry but im not gonna throw a tantrum
Frühstücken ohne Madame und hne Kind (Freibad) und mit
July 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Frühstücken ohne Madame und hne Kind (Freibad) und mit
hne: i know. apparently its… ‘normal’ for nobles. i knew that, but…
dk: you thought hed be different
hne: i thought hed at least listen! but thats not the worst part
dk: what could possibly be—wait, no. no fucking way
hne: the suitor hes chosen is…
dk: by how much?
hne: …eight years
dk: you thought hed be different
hne: i thought hed at least listen! but thats not the worst part
dk: what could possibly be—wait, no. no fucking way
hne: the suitor hes chosen is…
dk: by how much?
hne: …eight years
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hne: i know. apparently its… ‘normal’ for nobles. i knew that, but…
dk: you thought hed be different
hne: i thought hed at least listen! but thats not the worst part
dk: what could possibly be—wait, no. no fucking way
hne: the suitor hes chosen is…
dk: by how much?
hne: …eight years
dk: you thought hed be different
hne: i thought hed at least listen! but thats not the worst part
dk: what could possibly be—wait, no. no fucking way
hne: the suitor hes chosen is…
dk: by how much?
hne: …eight years
hne: and thats how the War of the Chemise That Wasnt Quite What I Was Looking For started
dk: …maybe its a good thing you cant stand Lily
hne: huh? wait what does that—
dk: good night
hne: —mean? ugh he ended the spell. ass.
Lily: hey you done yet?
hne: yes, we’re done
dk: …maybe its a good thing you cant stand Lily
hne: huh? wait what does that—
dk: good night
hne: —mean? ugh he ended the spell. ass.
Lily: hey you done yet?
hne: yes, we’re done
May 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
hne: and thats how the War of the Chemise That Wasnt Quite What I Was Looking For started
dk: …maybe its a good thing you cant stand Lily
hne: huh? wait what does that—
dk: good night
hne: —mean? ugh he ended the spell. ass.
Lily: hey you done yet?
hne: yes, we’re done
dk: …maybe its a good thing you cant stand Lily
hne: huh? wait what does that—
dk: good night
hne: —mean? ugh he ended the spell. ass.
Lily: hey you done yet?
hne: yes, we’re done
hne: ugh shes so infuriating! i just want to throw her against a wall and—
dk: definitely never tell her that
hne: huh? why?
dk: just imagine it… youve got your arm over her chest, pressing her into the wall, your faces close enough to feel the others breath—
hne: okay, okay, stop! i-i… i get it
dk: definitely never tell her that
hne: huh? why?
dk: just imagine it… youve got your arm over her chest, pressing her into the wall, your faces close enough to feel the others breath—
hne: okay, okay, stop! i-i… i get it
May 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
hne: ugh shes so infuriating! i just want to throw her against a wall and—
dk: definitely never tell her that
hne: huh? why?
dk: just imagine it… youve got your arm over her chest, pressing her into the wall, your faces close enough to feel the others breath—
hne: okay, okay, stop! i-i… i get it
dk: definitely never tell her that
hne: huh? why?
dk: just imagine it… youve got your arm over her chest, pressing her into the wall, your faces close enough to feel the others breath—
hne: okay, okay, stop! i-i… i get it
dk: i need you to ask
hne: why?! its… so humiliating
dk: i get the feeling youve been denied and punished every time youve ever asked for help and it pisses me off
hne: why would you care??
dk: i just do
hne: ugh, fine! i… i need you to help me and my children escape to the demon kingdom
hne: why?! its… so humiliating
dk: i get the feeling youve been denied and punished every time youve ever asked for help and it pisses me off
hne: why would you care??
dk: i just do
hne: ugh, fine! i… i need you to help me and my children escape to the demon kingdom
May 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
dk: i need you to ask
hne: why?! its… so humiliating
dk: i get the feeling youve been denied and punished every time youve ever asked for help and it pisses me off
hne: why would you care??
dk: i just do
hne: ugh, fine! i… i need you to help me and my children escape to the demon kingdom
hne: why?! its… so humiliating
dk: i get the feeling youve been denied and punished every time youve ever asked for help and it pisses me off
hne: why would you care??
dk: i just do
hne: ugh, fine! i… i need you to help me and my children escape to the demon kingdom
hne: theres really no one else?
dk: theres no one better, and i intend to use the best. should i not?
hne: no! no, i-i… im sorry. im being unreasonable. im just… stressed, i think
dk: …
hne: ill… try to make it work. no, no, i will make it work
dk: and if doesnt?
hne: …then ill talk to you
dk: theres no one better, and i intend to use the best. should i not?
hne: no! no, i-i… im sorry. im being unreasonable. im just… stressed, i think
dk: …
hne: ill… try to make it work. no, no, i will make it work
dk: and if doesnt?
hne: …then ill talk to you
May 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
hne: theres really no one else?
dk: theres no one better, and i intend to use the best. should i not?
hne: no! no, i-i… im sorry. im being unreasonable. im just… stressed, i think
dk: …
hne: ill… try to make it work. no, no, i will make it work
dk: and if doesnt?
hne: …then ill talk to you
dk: theres no one better, and i intend to use the best. should i not?
hne: no! no, i-i… im sorry. im being unreasonable. im just… stressed, i think
dk: …
hne: ill… try to make it work. no, no, i will make it work
dk: and if doesnt?
hne: …then ill talk to you
hne: whew, thats a relief
dk: it shouldnt be, its just basic adult behavior!
hne: right?! thats what i—sorry, we’re getting off topic. i need to talk to you about Amy… and Adrian… my whole family really…
dk: what about them, exactly?
hne: Adrian wants to betroth Amy
dk: but shes nine!??!
dk: it shouldnt be, its just basic adult behavior!
hne: right?! thats what i—sorry, we’re getting off topic. i need to talk to you about Amy… and Adrian… my whole family really…
dk: what about them, exactly?
hne: Adrian wants to betroth Amy
dk: but shes nine!??!
May 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
hne: whew, thats a relief
dk: it shouldnt be, its just basic adult behavior!
hne: right?! thats what i—sorry, we’re getting off topic. i need to talk to you about Amy… and Adrian… my whole family really…
dk: what about them, exactly?
hne: Adrian wants to betroth Amy
dk: but shes nine!??!
dk: it shouldnt be, its just basic adult behavior!
hne: right?! thats what i—sorry, we’re getting off topic. i need to talk to you about Amy… and Adrian… my whole family really…
dk: what about them, exactly?
hne: Adrian wants to betroth Amy
dk: but shes nine!??!
Höfuð. Herðar. Hné. Tær. Líkamspartasalan. Ármúla.
July 27, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Höfuð. Herðar. Hné. Tær. Líkamspartasalan. Ármúla.
hne: i dont hate her!
dk: coulda fooled me
hne: she just… agitates me, is all
dk: okay… well, keep it under control for now. maybe you two will settle into a routine that doesnt involve brawling
hne: …unlikely
dk: give it a chance? and if it doesnt work we can talk about it
dk: coulda fooled me
hne: she just… agitates me, is all
dk: okay… well, keep it under control for now. maybe you two will settle into a routine that doesnt involve brawling
hne: …unlikely
dk: give it a chance? and if it doesnt work we can talk about it
May 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
hne: i dont hate her!
dk: coulda fooled me
hne: she just… agitates me, is all
dk: okay… well, keep it under control for now. maybe you two will settle into a routine that doesnt involve brawling
hne: …unlikely
dk: give it a chance? and if it doesnt work we can talk about it
dk: coulda fooled me
hne: she just… agitates me, is all
dk: okay… well, keep it under control for now. maybe you two will settle into a routine that doesnt involve brawling
hne: …unlikely
dk: give it a chance? and if it doesnt work we can talk about it
dk: we’ll talk later, Lily
Lily: okay, byeeee
hne: how can you stand her?
dk: dunno. why cant you?
hne: shes… ugh, i dont know. she gets on my nerves, does it have to be deep?
dk: no, but… you two fought, what, twice?
hne: three times
dk: and yet you hate her more than me. im insulted
Lily: okay, byeeee
hne: how can you stand her?
dk: dunno. why cant you?
hne: shes… ugh, i dont know. she gets on my nerves, does it have to be deep?
dk: no, but… you two fought, what, twice?
hne: three times
dk: and yet you hate her more than me. im insulted
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
dk: we’ll talk later, Lily
Lily: okay, byeeee
hne: how can you stand her?
dk: dunno. why cant you?
hne: shes… ugh, i dont know. she gets on my nerves, does it have to be deep?
dk: no, but… you two fought, what, twice?
hne: three times
dk: and yet you hate her more than me. im insulted
Lily: okay, byeeee
hne: how can you stand her?
dk: dunno. why cant you?
hne: shes… ugh, i dont know. she gets on my nerves, does it have to be deep?
dk: no, but… you two fought, what, twice?
hne: three times
dk: and yet you hate her more than me. im insulted
dk: good. its a plan
hne: okay. ill… get going then
dk: good ni—oh! you were right, she loved the gift
hne: the gift…? oh, for her birthday! i knew she’d like anything you made. whatd you go with?
dk: a silver house crest pendant, with gems that match her eyes
hne: y-you *made* that?!
hne: okay. ill… get going then
dk: good ni—oh! you were right, she loved the gift
hne: the gift…? oh, for her birthday! i knew she’d like anything you made. whatd you go with?
dk: a silver house crest pendant, with gems that match her eyes
hne: y-you *made* that?!
May 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
dk: good. its a plan
hne: okay. ill… get going then
dk: good ni—oh! you were right, she loved the gift
hne: the gift…? oh, for her birthday! i knew she’d like anything you made. whatd you go with?
dk: a silver house crest pendant, with gems that match her eyes
hne: y-you *made* that?!
hne: okay. ill… get going then
dk: good ni—oh! you were right, she loved the gift
hne: the gift…? oh, for her birthday! i knew she’d like anything you made. whatd you go with?
dk: a silver house crest pendant, with gems that match her eyes
hne: y-you *made* that?!
Toll: Sehr umkämpftes, aber faires Spiel, bei dem auch ohne die Tore auf dem Platz mehr los war, als im Hinspiel.
Scheiße: H*rens*hne-Singsang dies, H*rens*hne-Singsang das, Spielerinnen als Nutten beschimpfen, angeblich erwachsene Man-Babies mit null Fähigkeiten einen Raum (oder Block) zu lesen.
Scheiße: H*rens*hne-Singsang dies, H*rens*hne-Singsang das, Spielerinnen als Nutten beschimpfen, angeblich erwachsene Man-Babies mit null Fähigkeiten einen Raum (oder Block) zu lesen.
April 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Toll: Sehr umkämpftes, aber faires Spiel, bei dem auch ohne die Tore auf dem Platz mehr los war, als im Hinspiel.
Scheiße: H*rens*hne-Singsang dies, H*rens*hne-Singsang das, Spielerinnen als Nutten beschimpfen, angeblich erwachsene Man-Babies mit null Fähigkeiten einen Raum (oder Block) zu lesen.
Scheiße: H*rens*hne-Singsang dies, H*rens*hne-Singsang das, Spielerinnen als Nutten beschimpfen, angeblich erwachsene Man-Babies mit null Fähigkeiten einen Raum (oder Block) zu lesen.
ég verð seint kallaður dramadrottning en fyrirr viku tognaði ég á hné. velti nú fyrir mér hvort þurfi að stífa fótinn eða skipta um hné
October 7, 2023 at 11:33 AM
ég verð seint kallaður dramadrottning en fyrirr viku tognaði ég á hné. velti nú fyrir mér hvort þurfi að stífa fótinn eða skipta um hné
[two weeks later]
hne: what the fuck?!?
dk: hello mr demon king sir thank you for sending your most trusted advisor on a dangerous covert mission to help me and my children
hne: how is SHE your most trusted advisor??
Lily: by being ride or die and good at everything, obviously
dk: more or less
hne: what the fuck?!?
dk: hello mr demon king sir thank you for sending your most trusted advisor on a dangerous covert mission to help me and my children
hne: how is SHE your most trusted advisor??
Lily: by being ride or die and good at everything, obviously
dk: more or less
May 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
[two weeks later]
hne: what the fuck?!?
dk: hello mr demon king sir thank you for sending your most trusted advisor on a dangerous covert mission to help me and my children
hne: how is SHE your most trusted advisor??
Lily: by being ride or die and good at everything, obviously
dk: more or less
hne: what the fuck?!?
dk: hello mr demon king sir thank you for sending your most trusted advisor on a dangerous covert mission to help me and my children
hne: how is SHE your most trusted advisor??
Lily: by being ride or die and good at everything, obviously
dk: more or less
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