what's your Signature Homowner Move, mine is getting absolutely soaked in torrential rain ensuring our various drains and gutters are functioning (this particular waterfall was thanks to one of my 9yo's tennis balls, oops)
November 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
what's your Signature Homowner Move, mine is getting absolutely soaked in torrential rain ensuring our various drains and gutters are functioning (this particular waterfall was thanks to one of my 9yo's tennis balls, oops)
Before elections is the time to ask questions. Don't randomly pick and then complain afterwards. I haven't yet decided how I'll vote, but as a homowner and tax payer, I'm concerned about how those huge taxes I pay are spent and the agenda & track record of those in charge of that spending.
October 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Before elections is the time to ask questions. Don't randomly pick and then complain afterwards. I haven't yet decided how I'll vote, but as a homowner and tax payer, I'm concerned about how those huge taxes I pay are spent and the agenda & track record of those in charge of that spending.
September 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
like, come on. It's a house. It's not gonna be ruined by being near another house. Like, what, if they're within 5 feet the houses become gay?
oooooo, that's why if you own one you're a HOMOwner. Mind blown.
oooooo, that's why if you own one you're a HOMOwner. Mind blown.
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
like, come on. It's a house. It's not gonna be ruined by being near another house. Like, what, if they're within 5 feet the houses become gay?
oooooo, that's why if you own one you're a HOMOwner. Mind blown.
oooooo, that's why if you own one you're a HOMOwner. Mind blown.
Now that I've got this condo, I guess I'm a HOMOwner
November 8, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Now that I've got this condo, I guess I'm a HOMOwner
I don’t and will never understand leafblower dudes. Like, not landscapers. Homowner dudes that seem to always be fucking using their leafblowers.
December 23, 2023 at 3:47 PM
I don’t and will never understand leafblower dudes. Like, not landscapers. Homowner dudes that seem to always be fucking using their leafblowers.
bro you've had the worst homowner luck in 2026. up your coverage 🌭🤞🏼
April 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
bro you've had the worst homowner luck in 2026. up your coverage 🌭🤞🏼
This is peak homowner!
June 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is peak homowner!
i enjoy when he sing: i love stealin/i love takinthings in the al bundy one
-and-
oh xmas tree o xmas tree bo boe ba bee bo bee boe
and the thing about not moving a couch upstairs for homowner zoidgert
-and-
oh xmas tree o xmas tree bo boe ba bee bo bee boe
and the thing about not moving a couch upstairs for homowner zoidgert
September 23, 2024 at 3:15 AM
i enjoy when he sing: i love stealin/i love takinthings in the al bundy one
-and-
oh xmas tree o xmas tree bo boe ba bee bo bee boe
and the thing about not moving a couch upstairs for homowner zoidgert
-and-
oh xmas tree o xmas tree bo boe ba bee bo bee boe
and the thing about not moving a couch upstairs for homowner zoidgert
#HOMOwner Shenanigans: Happy to show off my gym is coming together nicely and now I can start hosting actual quality matches instead of just some mattress matches 😈
July 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
#HOMOwner Shenanigans: Happy to show off my gym is coming together nicely and now I can start hosting actual quality matches instead of just some mattress matches 😈
Official first project as #HOMOwner is complete! I managed to put this fence up in only a couple hours and my dogs can now run around and potty without being on the leashes. I guess you can say I’m masc now 💅
#masc4masc #butchqueen #pride
#masc4masc #butchqueen #pride
June 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Official first project as #HOMOwner is complete! I managed to put this fence up in only a couple hours and my dogs can now run around and potty without being on the leashes. I guess you can say I’m masc now 💅
#masc4masc #butchqueen #pride
#masc4masc #butchqueen #pride
Homo homeowner.
HOMOwner.
HOMOwner.
April 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Homo homeowner.
HOMOwner.
HOMOwner.
I've upgraded from being a HOMO to being a HOMOwner!
(pending some document signing etc)
(pending some document signing etc)
June 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've upgraded from being a HOMO to being a HOMOwner!
(pending some document signing etc)
(pending some document signing etc)
Homowner 2: The Packening - this is like, $700 worth of tea.
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Homowner 2: The Packening - this is like, $700 worth of tea.
this is so specific but im so 30s homowner brained lately i just wanna shop for furniture and do home improvement projects .
March 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is so specific but im so 30s homowner brained lately i just wanna shop for furniture and do home improvement projects .
Everyone that owns a house is gay
They’re a homowner
They’re a homowner
June 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Everyone that owns a house is gay
They’re a homowner
They’re a homowner
I CAN PROUDLY SAY THAT IM FINALLY A HOMOWNER :D
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I CAN PROUDLY SAY THAT IM FINALLY A HOMOWNER :D