A daye wythout anachronisme ys lyke Oscar Wilde wythout hys cyberdeck.
September 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
A daye wythout anachronisme ys lyke Oscar Wilde wythout hys cyberdeck.
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, shake hys heade, rolle up hys sleeves, and walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, shake hys heade, rolle up hys sleeves, and walke ynto the store.
September 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, shake hys heade, rolle up hys sleeves, and walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, shake hys heade, rolle up hys sleeves, and walke ynto the store.
THE COUNCIL OF ELROND
Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?"
Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?"
Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
September 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
THE COUNCIL OF ELROND
Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?"
Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?"
Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
Thomas Aquinas yn hys car. He doth inserte a cd ynto the cd playere
"Telle ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTES on GOD"
Thomas Aquinas doth smyle. Thys ys hys favorite song.
"Telle ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTES on GOD"
Thomas Aquinas doth smyle. Thys ys hys favorite song.
May 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Thomas Aquinas yn hys car. He doth inserte a cd ynto the cd playere
"Telle ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTES on GOD"
Thomas Aquinas doth smyle. Thys ys hys favorite song.
"Telle ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTES on GOD"
Thomas Aquinas doth smyle. Thys ys hys favorite song.
Timothée Chalamet ys goinge to spell hys name that waye and then complayne about opera?
March 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Timothée Chalamet ys goinge to spell hys name that waye and then complayne about opera?
When the nephew of Kyng Arthour left Camelot on hys quest to seeke the Green Knighte, the entyre Round Table threw hym a Gawain away partye.
December 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
When the nephew of Kyng Arthour left Camelot on hys quest to seeke the Green Knighte, the entyre Round Table threw hym a Gawain away partye.
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys tricorder
September 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys tricorder
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys Comme des Garçons hatte
September 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys Comme des Garçons hatte
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
Sufjan Stevens clearinge hys schedule and getting to worke
May 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sufjan Stevens clearinge hys schedule and getting to worke
All these GoT spinoff media and such when Elric of Melniboné ys right ther and Tom Hiddleston ys at the heighte of hys poweres
May 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
All these GoT spinoff media and such when Elric of Melniboné ys right ther and Tom Hiddleston ys at the heighte of hys poweres
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
Everye tyme Ich see a cybertruck Ich wonder wher the giant dork robot left hys othir sadde metal shoe.
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Everye tyme Ich see a cybertruck Ich wonder wher the giant dork robot left hys othir sadde metal shoe.
A daye wythout anachronisme ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys x-wing
August 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A daye wythout anachronisme ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys x-wing
Lebron could never.
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Lebron could never.
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
June 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
Threads: ”Hys hys Pai, ei mitään natsivitsejä tänne🧐”
Minä: ”Väitättekö etteivät natsit muka ole naurettavia🙄”
Minä: ”Väitättekö etteivät natsit muka ole naurettavia🙄”
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Threads: ”Hys hys Pai, ei mitään natsivitsejä tänne🧐”
Minä: ”Väitättekö etteivät natsit muka ole naurettavia🙄”
Minä: ”Väitättekö etteivät natsit muka ole naurettavia🙄”
He hath done so manye movyes. Kan we nowe please recognize hys achievement and call hym "Ryan Goose"?
July 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
He hath done so manye movyes. Kan we nowe please recognize hys achievement and call hym "Ryan Goose"?
Grittye Alf reboot wher Alf ys a galactic detectyve haunted by hys past and pursued by a mysterious and shadowye cartel of pirate cattes
March 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Grittye Alf reboot wher Alf ys a galactic detectyve haunted by hys past and pursued by a mysterious and shadowye cartel of pirate cattes
June 15, 2026 at 10:14 AM
The ende of Shrinking S3E3, when all of Harrison Ford's harde worke yn hys career and all the power of hys legende doth gracefullye land yn four wordes that hit you lyke an unexpected wave and are actuallye good goddamn advyce -- that ys therapy for real.
February 20, 2026 at 5:18 AM
The ende of Shrinking S3E3, when all of Harrison Ford's harde worke yn hys career and all the power of hys legende doth gracefullye land yn four wordes that hit you lyke an unexpected wave and are actuallye good goddamn advyce -- that ys therapy for real.
... and leappinge to saye throughe an upper wyndow there fell with hym a peece of tymber which dashyd hys braynes aboute hys eares and so pytiously burnt'. Disappointingly, the chronicle notes no pious Christian lesson to be learned from this mischance.
September 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
... and leappinge to saye throughe an upper wyndow there fell with hym a peece of tymber which dashyd hys braynes aboute hys eares and so pytiously burnt'. Disappointingly, the chronicle notes no pious Christian lesson to be learned from this mischance.
Hys🤫 Oon pakosalla🫣 Se ruottalainen muikki ilmoitti olevansa paksuna😬
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March 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hys🤫 Oon pakosalla🫣 Se ruottalainen muikki ilmoitti olevansa paksuna😬
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