hahaha eat shit bitch
I'm reading Bronze Age Pervert's post-election eulogy and it's beautiful. He's completely demoralized and blames Elon Musk for a great deal of the right's current woes. Some passages are just delicious:
November 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
hahaha eat shit bitch
Hahaha
The only product I think Elon Musk ever actually designed is the Cybertruck. I absolutely believe that is 100% him. And not just because it is a low quality product, but it looks like someone who doesn't understand cars (or aesthetic design in general) came up with it.
November 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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November 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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It’s a constant process of seeing what they can get away with.
Google, accused of trying to bully schools into using AI, backs off from announced change
The Mountain View digital advertising giant has embarked on a major push to bring generative AI into students’ work.
www.mercurynews.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Hahaha:
HAHAHA EAT SHIT, BUM
A HUGE call: Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has won Georgia's governorship, NBC projects.
The last time a Democrat was elected governor was *1998.* Bottoms will also be both first woman and first Black person to lead the state, as well as first Black woman elected governor of ANY state.
The last time a Democrat was elected governor was *1998.* Bottoms will also be both first woman and first Black person to lead the state, as well as first Black woman elected governor of ANY state.
November 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
HAHAHA EAT SHIT, BUM
Yes! Hahaha! Yes!
BREAKING: AI stock futures plunge across the board as a Democratic blue wave takes shape in the midterm elections.
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Yes! Hahaha! Yes!
Yes hahaha! Ẏ̵͙͙̖͓̽̂̆͆̎̏̀͝͝͝E̵̡̢͎̯͇̲̮̰̼̹̝̗̮͂̒̾͐̈́͜S̶̛̛͔̫̮̗̮͆̕͠!̶̢̩̫̳͈̖͖̪̖͙̜̬̫̚͜
November 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Yes hahaha! Ẏ̵͙͙̖͓̽̂̆͆̎̏̀͝͝͝E̵̡̢͎̯͇̲̮̰̼̹̝̗̮͂̒̾͐̈́͜S̶̛̛͔̫̮̗̮͆̕͠!̶̢̩̫̳͈̖͖̪̖͙̜̬̫̚͜
so they got what like four graphics cards hahaha okay alright alright calm down
November 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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November 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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HAHAHA!!!
Talarico received more early votes than Paxton received in total
That race was over before the polls opened yesterday
That race was over before the polls opened yesterday
November 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
HAHAHA!!!
Cry harder you republican fucks hahaha
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Cry harder you republican fucks hahaha
Hahaha, schitterende fck u naar Trumptiedumptie
Canada lights-up Niagara Falls in Blue, sending a powerful message of solidarity with Dems & their Blunami!
November 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Hahaha, schitterende fck u naar Trumptiedumptie
hahaha look who got the clean-up call after the anderson cooper debacle
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
hahaha look who got the clean-up call after the anderson cooper debacle
hahaha fuck you Vivek, you vile trash heap, enjoy your loser party you loser
November 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
hahaha fuck you Vivek, you vile trash heap, enjoy your loser party you loser
hahaha what the fuck, did I have a stroke bsky.app/profile/step...
WOW: Texas Democrats could gain FULL control over state government.
Forget blocking new gerrymanders if that happens, they could *replace* the GOP's maps entirely, massively expand voting access, and take control over election administration in the biggest Trump state
Forget blocking new gerrymanders if that happens, they could *replace* the GOP's maps entirely, massively expand voting access, and take control over election administration in the biggest Trump state
I am jaw-dropped.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
hahaha what the fuck, did I have a stroke bsky.app/profile/step...
Hahaha NOOOO OH MY GODDD hahaha
November 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Hahaha NOOOO OH MY GODDD hahaha
this is bluesky's finest hour, the polls actually missed in our favor hahaha
We are currently tracking toward a D+13 generic ballot
November 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
this is bluesky's finest hour, the polls actually missed in our favor hahaha