Baby Huey, almost a week old. #yardbirds #HaikuAlt

Windy and 10 degrees. #arwx #HaikuAlt

Heckuva job, Walmart. #HaikuAlt

We packed Plex four pints of peppered picklings. This is our graduating class. They think they're smart. #HaikuAlt

Five pieces? Don't zoom in on the price. #HaikuAlt

I just gave my only favorite new cardboard box up.
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Santa got Alvin an oil change and a toilet tank flap. Alvin got himself a wee backpack.
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Wear loose sweatpants, walk through electronics pulling them up frequently, pick up a small item, carry it around the store in your hand with your phone a while, then leave the item discreetly elsewhere inside something you pull off a shelf and look at.

Repeat.

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This cafeteria is not the way I left it. Or where. Those tables are hellish for giant ogres as I. #HaikuAlt