Kobold who’s easily defeated by their elemental weakness (handsfree hairtrigger type attacks)
March 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Kobold who’s easily defeated by their elemental weakness (handsfree hairtrigger type attacks)
Waitt, “exploding” is handsfree hairtrigger spting rope straight down onto the ground,,
May 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Waitt, “exploding” is handsfree hairtrigger spting rope straight down onto the ground,,
Kobold that is NOT extremely critted by hairtrigger quickshot stuff!!
May 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Kobold that is NOT extremely critted by hairtrigger quickshot stuff!!
Cages are for looking snug n cute and having a bouncy lil coinpurse and for hairtrigger shooting rope through handsfree, (which doesnt make you feel relieved or any less pent up)
imo,
imo,
April 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Cages are for looking snug n cute and having a bouncy lil coinpurse and for hairtrigger shooting rope through handsfree, (which doesnt make you feel relieved or any less pent up)
imo,
imo,
you know what i love about bluesky? that hairtrigger mute. Boom, gone.
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
you know what i love about bluesky? that hairtrigger mute. Boom, gone.
I'm very glad we don't have Nazis here, but the hairtrigger defensiveness and combativeness that defines this place is going to kill it
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I'm very glad we don't have Nazis here, but the hairtrigger defensiveness and combativeness that defines this place is going to kill it
It’s /always/ morally correct to corrupt knights into hairy slutty shortstacks with huge butts and messy hairtrigger orgasms that Just Wont Stop.
June 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It’s /always/ morally correct to corrupt knights into hairy slutty shortstacks with huge butts and messy hairtrigger orgasms that Just Wont Stop.
the worst fucking part about this is i had just gotten my brain melted in half so i was. on a bit of a hairtrigger and i fucking KNOW i was blushing
coworker: aw emmy dont be jealous. that's my baby. my hand to hold.
coworker 2: hey I have two hands
coworker 3: yea the other ones mine
coworker: aw but you can watch if you want though
coworker 2: you gotta pay though
coworker 2: hey I have two hands
coworker 3: yea the other ones mine
coworker: aw but you can watch if you want though
coworker 2: you gotta pay though
hey sorry why did my coworkers just call me a cuck and tell me i could pay to watch them hold hands
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
the worst fucking part about this is i had just gotten my brain melted in half so i was. on a bit of a hairtrigger and i fucking KNOW i was blushing
Big dumb wolf defeated once again by his own hairtrigger response...duuuuuuh >//////>
www.furaffinity.net/view/59766572/
Art by @nikraccoom.bsky.social
Opponent is Kyrie @kyriethekutie.bsky.social
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Art by @nikraccoom.bsky.social
Opponent is Kyrie @kyriethekutie.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Big dumb wolf defeated once again by his own hairtrigger response...duuuuuuh >//////>
www.furaffinity.net/view/59766572/
Art by @nikraccoom.bsky.social
Opponent is Kyrie @kyriethekutie.bsky.social
www.furaffinity.net/view/59766572/
Art by @nikraccoom.bsky.social
Opponent is Kyrie @kyriethekutie.bsky.social
Drunk dad hairtrigger temper
November 20, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Drunk dad hairtrigger temper
Gives you taurism and double horse junk (cock, pussies, butthole) and multi arms and 3x multi boobs and double heads and priapism and hairtrigger orgasms and overwhelming horny instincts and infinite overlapping pregnancies and cocktongues and udder balls and and and -
March 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Gives you taurism and double horse junk (cock, pussies, butthole) and multi arms and 3x multi boobs and double heads and priapism and hairtrigger orgasms and overwhelming horny instincts and infinite overlapping pregnancies and cocktongues and udder balls and and and -
Mutuals asking to do it for free: i may be buried in my queue rn but believe me u dont want the smoke im hairtrigger quick to declare war
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mutuals asking to do it for free: i may be buried in my queue rn but believe me u dont want the smoke im hairtrigger quick to declare war
Small penis condescension
Talking down to it and calling it a little guy. Acting like it needs to be taken care of and coddled. Saying it’s natural that some things are just too overwhelming for its hairtrigger. Chastising for touching it instead of asking for help
Talking down to it and calling it a little guy. Acting like it needs to be taken care of and coddled. Saying it’s natural that some things are just too overwhelming for its hairtrigger. Chastising for touching it instead of asking for help
June 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Small penis condescension
Talking down to it and calling it a little guy. Acting like it needs to be taken care of and coddled. Saying it’s natural that some things are just too overwhelming for its hairtrigger. Chastising for touching it instead of asking for help
Talking down to it and calling it a little guy. Acting like it needs to be taken care of and coddled. Saying it’s natural that some things are just too overwhelming for its hairtrigger. Chastising for touching it instead of asking for help
These guys are so strong and brave and tough and definitely not afraid of their own shadow or living in a constant state of hairtrigger psychosis
June 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
These guys are so strong and brave and tough and definitely not afraid of their own shadow or living in a constant state of hairtrigger psychosis
I’m not a pathetic hairtrigger diaper dork, I’m a premature demon.
April 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m not a pathetic hairtrigger diaper dork, I’m a premature demon.
so i was on a hairtrigger, sorry comrade 😭😭😭
August 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
so i was on a hairtrigger, sorry comrade 😭😭😭
March 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
BuckyO,Hare with a Very Chunky HairTrigger!~
He has Active Duel Wielding action now~
(draw him for easter a while back btw)
Lets Blast em! >:3 hehe
(I hope one of these days the Games get a Re-release someday <;3 I didnt get to play em yet)
He has Active Duel Wielding action now~
(draw him for easter a while back btw)
Lets Blast em! >:3 hehe
(I hope one of these days the Games get a Re-release someday <;3 I didnt get to play em yet)
May 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
BuckyO,Hare with a Very Chunky HairTrigger!~
He has Active Duel Wielding action now~
(draw him for easter a while back btw)
Lets Blast em! >:3 hehe
(I hope one of these days the Games get a Re-release someday <;3 I didnt get to play em yet)
He has Active Duel Wielding action now~
(draw him for easter a while back btw)
Lets Blast em! >:3 hehe
(I hope one of these days the Games get a Re-release someday <;3 I didnt get to play em yet)
venomous retort
waiting, hairtrigger-eager;
go on. make my day
waiting, hairtrigger-eager;
go on. make my day
October 30, 2023 at 7:01 PM
venomous retort
waiting, hairtrigger-eager;
go on. make my day
waiting, hairtrigger-eager;
go on. make my day
I have blocked way more people on bluesky than I ever blocked on Twitter. I have a hairtrigger block now
May 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I have blocked way more people on bluesky than I ever blocked on Twitter. I have a hairtrigger block now
IDK about hate exactly, the ocean always struck me as being on the "don't start none, won't be none" system but just with a hairtrigger perception of what constitutes starting some.
August 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
IDK about hate exactly, the ocean always struck me as being on the "don't start none, won't be none" system but just with a hairtrigger perception of what constitutes starting some.
Great, exactly what something you keep parked in public spaces needs. A hairtrigger moose trap.
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Great, exactly what something you keep parked in public spaces needs. A hairtrigger moose trap.
Ooh, bonus update: if you reply to MY thread, in which I have clearly and repeatedly explained that I am hairtrigger blocking people at my absolute whim, telling me I'm overreacting?
Guess what, that's also a block!
Guess what, that's also a block!
February 20, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Ooh, bonus update: if you reply to MY thread, in which I have clearly and repeatedly explained that I am hairtrigger blocking people at my absolute whim, telling me I'm overreacting?
Guess what, that's also a block!
Guess what, that's also a block!