get Bishop out of there, we can’t get him broken in half before next week 
November 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
get Bishop out of there, we can’t get him broken in half before next week 
Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
Why Hasn't Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
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Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
Not sure what I want from him more: to be broken in half or to get a diaper change 🫠
November 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Not sure what I want from him more: to be broken in half or to get a diaper change 🫠
The two of them staying wedged together half laying on the ground like their legs are broken… mhmmm #BBSkyBluvieNight
November 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The two of them staying wedged together half laying on the ground like their legs are broken… mhmmm #BBSkyBluvieNight
Just realised about 90% of you won’t realise that’s Dragon Lee getting broken in half
November 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Just realised about 90% of you won’t realise that’s Dragon Lee getting broken in half
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Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
In The Know’s Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed’s string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progressive movement in America.
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More than HALF of the House districts flipped by Democrats are members of our #UnrigWashington campaign.
Voters across the country made it crystal clear: This election was a referendum on the GOP's price-hiking corruption and our broken political system.
Voters across the country made it crystal clear: This election was a referendum on the GOP's price-hiking corruption and our broken political system.
November 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
More than HALF of the House districts flipped by Democrats are members of our #UnrigWashington campaign.
Voters across the country made it crystal clear: This election was a referendum on the GOP's price-hiking corruption and our broken political system.
Voters across the country made it crystal clear: This election was a referendum on the GOP's price-hiking corruption and our broken political system.
i am going to become the joker
November 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i am going to become the joker
turned out absolutely lovely thank you for the blessings Nigella luv xx
November 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
turned out absolutely lovely thank you for the blessings Nigella luv xx
Everyone has funny answers, but I was legitimately radicalized as a kid by having relatives and the parents of half of my friends in Michigan lose their jobs in auto plant closings and, after moving to West Virginia, seeing my friends' fathers and grandfathers have their bodies broken in coal mines.
Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Everyone has funny answers, but I was legitimately radicalized as a kid by having relatives and the parents of half of my friends in Michigan lose their jobs in auto plant closings and, after moving to West Virginia, seeing my friends' fathers and grandfathers have their bodies broken in coal mines.
Almost half of these guys flamed out spectacularly 12 years ago, but sure, they're the guys ready to rebuild the broken Republican party.
November 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Almost half of these guys flamed out spectacularly 12 years ago, but sure, they're the guys ready to rebuild the broken Republican party.
Maybe I can give him a hidden scar or two that looks like alabaster.....maybe he can keep replaying "half-broken /thing/" in his head.......
November 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Maybe I can give him a hidden scar or two that looks like alabaster.....maybe he can keep replaying "half-broken /thing/" in his head.......
The screw has unfortunately broken in half completely! 🥹
November 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The screw has unfortunately broken in half completely! 🥹
BART escalators are so much better than 10 years ago tbh. Half the time if one is broken it's because someone is actively working on it.
November 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
BART escalators are so much better than 10 years ago tbh. Half the time if one is broken it's because someone is actively working on it.
The Wolves say Joan Beringer has a broken nose and will not return.
Will need another big half from Jonathan Kuminga and for Trey Lyles to play strong defense.
Will need another big half from Jonathan Kuminga and for Trey Lyles to play strong defense.
November 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Wolves say Joan Beringer has a broken nose and will not return.
Will need another big half from Jonathan Kuminga and for Trey Lyles to play strong defense.
Will need another big half from Jonathan Kuminga and for Trey Lyles to play strong defense.
these are from last year n i never got around to finishing them but heres some wip designs from me n @beefjerkie.bsky.social s fantasy milk bar thing
some other lil infos in the alt tex
#furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #hyper #fatfur
some other lil infos in the alt tex
#furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #hyper #fatfur
November 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
these are from last year n i never got around to finishing them but heres some wip designs from me n @beefjerkie.bsky.social s fantasy milk bar thing
some other lil infos in the alt tex
#furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #hyper #fatfur
some other lil infos in the alt tex
#furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #hyper #fatfur
TJ Shannon will return tomorrow night vs Utah after a 3-game absence, the Wolves say.
Good to see Joan Beringer questionable after missing the second half vs New Orleans.
If Beringer can play he will wear a face mask for his broken nose.
Good to see Joan Beringer questionable after missing the second half vs New Orleans.
If Beringer can play he will wear a face mask for his broken nose.
November 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
TJ Shannon will return tomorrow night vs Utah after a 3-game absence, the Wolves say.
Good to see Joan Beringer questionable after missing the second half vs New Orleans.
If Beringer can play he will wear a face mask for his broken nose.
Good to see Joan Beringer questionable after missing the second half vs New Orleans.
If Beringer can play he will wear a face mask for his broken nose.
Just read Palmer's Ode to the Half-Broken and loved it. sf & social commentary, full of both grim extrapolations into our current future and humour and hope as well. Great characters.
November 8, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Just read Palmer's Ode to the Half-Broken and loved it. sf & social commentary, full of both grim extrapolations into our current future and humour and hope as well. Great characters.
Our copiers were broken half the time, but sure, doing surgery!
November 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Our copiers were broken half the time, but sure, doing surgery!
Her dad left her a journal with all her current triggers and "selves"
One day, after some raunchy sex, she pulls back all the layers to the core of her mom, the scrambled bits of who she was before she was broken and then fixed
Core!Mom isn't very talkative, she acts like she's half asleep
One day, after some raunchy sex, she pulls back all the layers to the core of her mom, the scrambled bits of who she was before she was broken and then fixed
Core!Mom isn't very talkative, she acts like she's half asleep
November 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Her dad left her a journal with all her current triggers and "selves"
One day, after some raunchy sex, she pulls back all the layers to the core of her mom, the scrambled bits of who she was before she was broken and then fixed
Core!Mom isn't very talkative, she acts like she's half asleep
One day, after some raunchy sex, she pulls back all the layers to the core of her mom, the scrambled bits of who she was before she was broken and then fixed
Core!Mom isn't very talkative, she acts like she's half asleep
One of the two memorial stones to the martyrs of the 1787 Calton weavers' strike has fallen off the wall at the Calton Burying Ground and broken in half. The other is missing.
November 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
One of the two memorial stones to the martyrs of the 1787 Calton weavers' strike has fallen off the wall at the Calton Burying Ground and broken in half. The other is missing.
Several, all in the line of duty adventuring. I headcannon that Y'shtola and Krile are skilled enough in healing magic that they can rapidly heal broken bones, but it hurts like a mother fucker and a half. Nalno dreads broken bones as a result and is always sore for about a week after one is healed
November 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Several, all in the line of duty adventuring. I headcannon that Y'shtola and Krile are skilled enough in healing magic that they can rapidly heal broken bones, but it hurts like a mother fucker and a half. Nalno dreads broken bones as a result and is always sore for about a week after one is healed