#HalfManHalfBiscuit
November 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit play Rock City, Nottingham on Thursday 21st January! 🎸 Get ready for their unmistakable mix of sharp wit, offbeat humour and alternative sounds.

#HalfManHalfBiscuit #AlternativeRock #Nottingham
October 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Well that's today's earworm sorted!

#HalfManHalfBiscuit

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Horror Clowns Are Dickheads [Official Art Track]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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October 30, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Oxford Biscuits
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Nice boots Nigel!
October 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A mixed bunch, it's fair to say - one better than expected, one so bad it's good, one of interest only to fans of #HalfManHalfBiscuit and one just mediocre. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky #HMHB
October 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
He has a travelling army of synthetic supporters #halfmanhalfbiscuit
I hosted an in-conversation with AI minister Kanishka Narayan at Labour conference

We covered a lot of ground...

He said there was too much AI “doomerism” in Westminster

And revealed he has used synthetic AI focus groups to gauge public opinion on a range of topics

1/9
October 4, 2026 at 8:50 AM
As Nigel sings in the #HalfManHalfBiscuit classic Knobheads on Quiz Shows:

"Born too late for the First World War
The Siege of Troy was long before my time."

A certain Beastly quizzer recently described ½M½B as a parody band; Mark, they are so much more than that.
September 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Tyrolean Knockabout
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September 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Calling all Half Man Half Biscuit fans 📖

We’re now proud stockists of Friday Night Fever by Steve Hill — a journey across Britain with fans of Birkenhead’s much-loved band.

Order your copy here 👇🏻
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#TRFC #SWA #HalfManHalfBiscuit
September 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Book number 31 took a very scenic route around The Oblong but has finally arrived

As always, I've read the last page first (is that normal?)
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
August 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Book number 31 took a very scenic route around The Oblong but has finally arrived

As always, I've read the last page first (is that normal?)
#hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit
August 21, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Catching up on the gymnastics coverage from the other night, and @sreb23.bsky.social gleefully recite some #halfmanhalfbiscuit lyrics to each other when they hand back to the studio pundits…

@hmhbLyrics
#hmhb
August 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Pub I'm in just played HMHB You're The Reason Why Paradise Lost and, yes, I'm staying for another pint. #HalfManHalfBiscuit
March 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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🎵God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake, then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven🎵

#halfmanhalfbiscuit
HMHB Dickie Davies Eyes
YouTube video by neil73
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September 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“So much for your journey of self-discovery
You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card
The decree nisi came through this morning
And I just called to say:
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo”
#halfmanhalfbiscuit
April 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
January 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
2/2…Fast forward 2yrs- you can listen anytime,anywhere -this show is perfect for 24 HOUR GARAGE PEOPLE.
Now ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A DUKLA PRAGUE
AWAY KIT & a Mixcloud subscription!
#HalfManHalfBiscuit are SU
Featured Artists this week! New show drops on Weds @mixcloud.bsky.social
May 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It was NATIONAL SHITE DAY when #stereounderground was taken off air. The
TRUMPTON RIOTS occurred on-line; folk were DEPRESSED BEYOND TABLETS!
Complaints to Points of View; LETTERS SENT to some BOGUS OFFICIAL at the Beeb-written in crayon whilst wearing JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES.
#Halfmanhalfbiscuit
May 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM