𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴? 𝘞𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘐𝘘𝘴.
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June 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴? 𝘞𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘐𝘘𝘴.
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How’s Yukon Cornelius doing? Anybody heard? He owes me $ for hamhocks and guitar strings.
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
How’s Yukon Cornelius doing? Anybody heard? He owes me $ for hamhocks and guitar strings.
it's misty and cold today so I'm making split pea soup
May 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
it's misty and cold today so I'm making split pea soup
Fat cankles and hamhocks in cute striped socks..
February 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Fat cankles and hamhocks in cute striped socks..
Come on, Hamhocks! Spill some tea!
I didn’t have MTG threatening to expose Republicans on my bingo card
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Come on, Hamhocks! Spill some tea!
I wonder if I should go to the rave this con...I usually don't, but...piggies like to dance.
Shake my hamhocks on the floor...
Shake my hamhocks on the floor...
July 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I wonder if I should go to the rave this con...I usually don't, but...piggies like to dance.
Shake my hamhocks on the floor...
Shake my hamhocks on the floor...
*theme song intensifies*
"I'm Emily St. James, and welcome back to The Ultimate American Pig here on Fox. We're one step closer to finding out who America's best pig is. Now let's find out a little bit more about Sergeant Hamhocks."
*cue montage*
"I'm Emily St. James, and welcome back to The Ultimate American Pig here on Fox. We're one step closer to finding out who America's best pig is. Now let's find out a little bit more about Sergeant Hamhocks."
*cue montage*
Just imagine a tournament of champions of all victors of their respective state fairs. Which State has the best Apple Pie? Who has the nations best Quilt? Who is the Ultimate American Pig?
June 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
*theme song intensifies*
"I'm Emily St. James, and welcome back to The Ultimate American Pig here on Fox. We're one step closer to finding out who America's best pig is. Now let's find out a little bit more about Sergeant Hamhocks."
*cue montage*
"I'm Emily St. James, and welcome back to The Ultimate American Pig here on Fox. We're one step closer to finding out who America's best pig is. Now let's find out a little bit more about Sergeant Hamhocks."
*cue montage*
Getting my legs back to normal leg shape. Knee feels good and stable. Give me a few months and they'll be proper hamhocks again and my ass will be two beach balls stuffed in a CVS bag
June 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Getting my legs back to normal leg shape. Knee feels good and stable. Give me a few months and they'll be proper hamhocks again and my ass will be two beach balls stuffed in a CVS bag
I love love love when I see a bee out in the world with hamhocks full of pollen
February 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I love love love when I see a bee out in the world with hamhocks full of pollen
I got cornmeal, gunpowder, hamhocks and guitar strings. Back up MFer!
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I got cornmeal, gunpowder, hamhocks and guitar strings. Back up MFer!
The second that gator offered collard greens i thought "bunny cant have that - theres hamhocks in there"
August 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The second that gator offered collard greens i thought "bunny cant have that - theres hamhocks in there"
a pool of semi-sentient hamhocks
April 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a pool of semi-sentient hamhocks
Leg day pray for me and my hamhocks
May 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Leg day pray for me and my hamhocks
OKAY MORE BICYCLING
Ow...my poor hamhocks...
Ha! Two more miles done today on those horrendous hills...Tried to go a little faster this time, much to the chagrin of my rump roast...
Ah well, no pain no gain as they say...
Ow...my poor hamhocks...
Ha! Two more miles done today on those horrendous hills...Tried to go a little faster this time, much to the chagrin of my rump roast...
Ah well, no pain no gain as they say...
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
OKAY MORE BICYCLING
Ow...my poor hamhocks...
Ha! Two more miles done today on those horrendous hills...Tried to go a little faster this time, much to the chagrin of my rump roast...
Ah well, no pain no gain as they say...
Ow...my poor hamhocks...
Ha! Two more miles done today on those horrendous hills...Tried to go a little faster this time, much to the chagrin of my rump roast...
Ah well, no pain no gain as they say...
not many people know this but "hamhocks" and "Gadzooks" are etymological cousins, as "Gadzooks" comes from "God's hooks," referring to the nails that held Christ to the cross; "hamhocks" comes from the same thing only for the Hamburglar
February 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
not many people know this but "hamhocks" and "Gadzooks" are etymological cousins, as "Gadzooks" comes from "God's hooks," referring to the nails that held Christ to the cross; "hamhocks" comes from the same thing only for the Hamburglar
They're calling her Captain Hamhocks
July 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
They're calling her Captain Hamhocks
Who had Hamhocks turning whistleblower on their Bingo card?
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene openly accuses Donald Trump of orchestrating a massive government coverup.
She reveals Trump forced Speaker Mike Johnson to block the Epstein files and even triggered a government shutdown to protect elite abusers.
Pure corruption.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
She reveals Trump forced Speaker Mike Johnson to block the Epstein files and even triggered a government shutdown to protect elite abusers.
Pure corruption.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
April 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Who had Hamhocks turning whistleblower on their Bingo card?
So the tiger is just giving us two servings of hamhocks huh?
March 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So the tiger is just giving us two servings of hamhocks huh?
five hamhocks says they were from a temp agency.
July 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
five hamhocks says they were from a temp agency.
Always hamhocks!😃
May 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Always hamhocks!😃
When I was growing up it was the Kaiser roll emoji that represented a woman’s beautiful juicy hamhocks and the peach emoji was for the gays
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I was growing up it was the Kaiser roll emoji that represented a woman’s beautiful juicy hamhocks and the peach emoji was for the gays
fuck me the loser stench off those unwashed hamhocks is too much to bear
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
fuck me the loser stench off those unwashed hamhocks is too much to bear
Gisèle is bringing gysahl greens w smoked hamhocks in it and she’s also bringing the potato salad bc frankly she doesn’t trust anybody else’s.
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gisèle is bringing gysahl greens w smoked hamhocks in it and she’s also bringing the potato salad bc frankly she doesn’t trust anybody else’s.