Chris Hansen buying ads before the Chris Hansen movie.
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Chris Hansen buying ads before the Chris Hansen movie.
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims.
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Chris Hansen was never the hero
On 'Primetime' and the real child abuse investigations that Hansen led astray.
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September 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims.
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Somewhere between Robert Hansen and Aldrich Ames.
August 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Somewhere between Robert Hansen and Aldrich Ames.
The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own Jeremy Hansen 🇨🇦
April 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own Jeremy Hansen 🇨🇦
Should have hired Chris Hansen.
September 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Should have hired Chris Hansen.
Congratulations to Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen. We are so proud of you. 🇨🇦❤️
www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
Canada’s Hansen becomes first non-American astronaut sent on moon mission
With a fiery roar from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen launched to the moon aboard the Artemis II on Wednesday.
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April 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Congratulations to Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen. We are so proud of you. 🇨🇦❤️
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*Alan Hansen wincing at defending face*
September 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
*Alan Hansen wincing at defending face*
“Hi, Megyn R. Kelly, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Have a seat over there.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Hi, Megyn R. Kelly, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Have a seat over there.”
It reminds me of everyone thinking Dear Evan Hansen was about a gay kid
September 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
It reminds me of everyone thinking Dear Evan Hansen was about a gay kid
Chris Hansen hearing Robert Pattinson was going to play him, “how cool is that?”
Chris Hansen seeing the trailer:
Chris Hansen seeing the trailer:
August 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Chris Hansen hearing Robert Pattinson was going to play him, “how cool is that?”
Chris Hansen seeing the trailer:
Chris Hansen seeing the trailer:
Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?”
The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents”
Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents”
Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
September 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?”
The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents”
Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents”
Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
holding out hope Matt Gaetz's confirmation hearing for AG is just a very elaborate Chris Hansen sting
November 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
holding out hope Matt Gaetz's confirmation hearing for AG is just a very elaborate Chris Hansen sting
Phoning the FBI, Chris Hansen, and Jesus
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Phoning the FBI, Chris Hansen, and Jesus
Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention.
September 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention.
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Richard Cadena Hansen .. The Guy Otine
Richard Cadena Hansen .. The Guy Otine
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
yurasis.political
Richard Cadena Hansen .. The Guy Otine
Richard Cadena Hansen .. The Guy Otine
It’s time to appoint Chris Hansen as Special Prosecutor in the Jeffrey Epstein case.
July 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s time to appoint Chris Hansen as Special Prosecutor in the Jeffrey Epstein case.
Chris Hansen to a guy with synesthesia: you feel how this looks, right
September 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Chris Hansen to a guy with synesthesia: you feel how this looks, right
model: noah hansen
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
model: noah hansen
JOKIC IS THE SERBIAN HANSEN YANG
June 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
JOKIC IS THE SERBIAN HANSEN YANG
How is he so good at this, man
September 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
How is he so good at this, man
Bro everyone in this administration is clutching a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade and having a tense conversation with Chris Hansen
RFK Jr. complains that teen boys today don’t have enough sperm
May 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Bro everyone in this administration is clutching a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade and having a tense conversation with Chris Hansen
