#Hapsburg
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March 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"I'm a Hapsburg!"
September 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
modern day american hapsburg ass family
*credit card* debt? he’s carrying more than a million in fucking *credit card debt*?!? that’s even fucking stupider than at least 50 fucking percent of every other stupid and dangerous thing he believes, that’s “would be broke 5 years after winning the lottery” stupid
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who is in the running to serve as health and human services secretary, revealed he was carrying up to $1.2 million in credit card debt in recent financial disclosures, per CNBC.
February 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hapsburg Futurism
What an incredible photograph. Both the Tatra and the Gas Station are incredible. It feels like a frame out of Tintin!
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
He has Hapsburg haw
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hapsburg AI is a brilliant phrase
How much is that due to the Habsburg AI phenomenon do you think?
June 3, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Harry Kane looks like a Hapsburg the generation before it got really bad.
Harry Kane looks like a villain James Spader would’ve played in a John Hughes movie
Harry Kane in England National Team Kit
ALT: Harry Kane in England National Team Kit
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July 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i have but only when describing a hapsburg
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“My genes are pristine, like a Hapsburg”
November 18, 2023 at 10:42 PM
mattie lubchansky, née mattie von hapsburg medici rockefeller walton al saud lubchansky
August 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
That code base is going to look like a Hapsburg family tree.
June 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It's the digital Hapsburg effect
Your universe is a photocopy of a photocopy of a…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You may be a fit for: Hussar Mercenary @ House of Hapsburg
September 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ALL THAT MONEY JUST TO LOOK LIKE A HAPSBURG??!!
September 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Lol, dude has a Hapsburg penis.
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ah the famously mono-ethnic Hapsburg Empire and Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Branko is at it again (highly derogatory)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The resemblance is uncanny
March 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Emily Wellington (6'9", Manhattan), Scott Ellison (7'5", Beverly Hills), and Winston Hapsburg (8'1", Cape Cod) all resent these assumptions you're making about their family wealth.
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Closet Hapsburg
July 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The Hapsburg Effect is definitely accelerating
Up to 46% of the text "AI" companies are commissioning to train their LLM models may be generated by AI models themselves.

Without new human-generated texts, AI's will only get worse.
In fact, they are doing exactly that: arxiv.org/abs/2306.07899
April 13, 2024 at 3:16 PM
she’s not even hot! she looks like a hapsburg! bsky.app/profile/saga...
okay you know how her reporting is based on fucking all the guys she reports about

i have a theory....
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you're in line to explain the Hapsburg chin STAY IN LINE
July 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The House of Hapsburg was believed to be cursed by a supernatural raven that would appear just before members of the Hapsburg family suffered a tragic death.

art by Jackie Morris #folklore
#mythologymonday
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
RFK is what happens when you allow the elites to too tightly interbreed - he’s our American Hapsburg equivalent
There are things happening in that man’s head which it would take an international team of experts to figure out.
August 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM