Stoppit the wide kobold has trouble holding weapons
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Stoppit the wide kobold has trouble holding weapons
BATTIN DOWN THE HATCHETS
#JustABitOfFunShaun
#JustABitOfFunShaun
December 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM
BATTIN DOWN THE HATCHETS
#JustABitOfFunShaun
#JustABitOfFunShaun
Put your hatchets in the air
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Put your hatchets in the air
I want candidates taking hatchets to data centers like they’re the Carrie Nations of the 21st Century
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I want candidates taking hatchets to data centers like they’re the Carrie Nations of the 21st Century
Hatchets to hatchets, bugs to bugs
August 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Hatchets to hatchets, bugs to bugs
we should kill paypal with hatchets and whatnot
July 2, 2023 at 3:04 PM
we should kill paypal with hatchets and whatnot
That turned out way better than I expected 🙃 Those are not just little hatchets, they are tiny...
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July 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That turned out way better than I expected 🙃 Those are not just little hatchets, they are tiny...
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And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put ‘em 😮💨
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 AM
And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put ‘em 😮💨
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Jess & I got lost in our backyard today & I immediately went out and bought a Voorhees level of implements of destruction to clear the overgrown paths in the woods. Hatchets, axes, machetes, clippers, gloves, a saw. Also a meat cleaver for the grill station. Ready for the forest or a slasher movie.
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Jess & I got lost in our backyard today & I immediately went out and bought a Voorhees level of implements of destruction to clear the overgrown paths in the woods. Hatchets, axes, machetes, clippers, gloves, a saw. Also a meat cleaver for the grill station. Ready for the forest or a slasher movie.
it isn't yatchets like hatchets
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it isn't yatchets like hatchets
one of the texts saying digging up hatchets??? Pleaseeeee lmao
“I bury hatchets but keep maps of where I put em”
“I bury hatchets but keep maps of where I put em”
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
one of the texts saying digging up hatchets??? Pleaseeeee lmao
“I bury hatchets but keep maps of where I put em”
“I bury hatchets but keep maps of where I put em”
Imagine being so bad at diplomacy you make several countries bury centuries-old hatchets.
China, Japan, and South Korea agree to “closely cooperate” in response to U.S. tariffs
April 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Imagine being so bad at diplomacy you make several countries bury centuries-old hatchets.
BATTIN DOWN THE HATCHETS
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
BATTIN DOWN THE HATCHETS
and jordan would spin me around in the chair until i get dizzy enough to take my turn with the throwing hatchets. i know it in my heart.
April 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
and jordan would spin me around in the chair until i get dizzy enough to take my turn with the throwing hatchets. i know it in my heart.
Don't drunkenly chase bears with hatchets: Park Rangers
The real question is who gave the bears the fuckin' hatchets...
The real question is who gave the bears the fuckin' hatchets...
September 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Don't drunkenly chase bears with hatchets: Park Rangers
The real question is who gave the bears the fuckin' hatchets...
The real question is who gave the bears the fuckin' hatchets...
this shit is gonna turn me into the 21st century online gambling version of one of those pre-prohibition women who entered bars and smashed the shit out of the booze with hatchets
Like many conspiracies this could have remained to a significant extent secret- or at least plausibly deniable- but the stupid fuck couldn’t resist tweeting a complaint that his bags went un-pumped.
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this shit is gonna turn me into the 21st century online gambling version of one of those pre-prohibition women who entered bars and smashed the shit out of the booze with hatchets
I don't think this Temu mega toy sale ad featuring racks and racks of unsold Studio Hatchets looks as alluring as they thought it would
July 31, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I don't think this Temu mega toy sale ad featuring racks and racks of unsold Studio Hatchets looks as alluring as they thought it would
I won a pro quest with hatchets kassai today. No, I'm not joking.
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I won a pro quest with hatchets kassai today. No, I'm not joking.
...one year later "Hey babe, did you see my 11 hatchets and 9 cigar cutters??"
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
...one year later "Hey babe, did you see my 11 hatchets and 9 cigar cutters??"
what if i killed you with guns and hatchets and whatnot lol
January 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what if i killed you with guns and hatchets and whatnot lol
🎵 Now pull your hatchets out, juggalos
Pull your hatchets and put 'em in the air
Cause is time for somebody to die in this bitch Come on Chop, chop, chop, chop🎵
#InsaneClownPosse #ICP
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Pull your hatchets and put 'em in the air
Cause is time for somebody to die in this bitch Come on Chop, chop, chop, chop🎵
#InsaneClownPosse #ICP
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September 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
🎵 Now pull your hatchets out, juggalos
Pull your hatchets and put 'em in the air
Cause is time for somebody to die in this bitch Come on Chop, chop, chop, chop🎵
#InsaneClownPosse #ICP
@cutefruit18.bsky.social
X: CuteFruit18
Pull your hatchets and put 'em in the air
Cause is time for somebody to die in this bitch Come on Chop, chop, chop, chop🎵
#InsaneClownPosse #ICP
@cutefruit18.bsky.social
X: CuteFruit18
pushing a bill they know won't pass to combat something that's already illegal while musk's 4chan tweens take hatchets to government billing systems on behalf of their mad king
Schumer: "Today Leader Jeffries and I are joining together to push legislation to prevent unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department's payment systems and protect Americans across the country ... we call our legislation, 'stop the steal'"
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
pushing a bill they know won't pass to combat something that's already illegal while musk's 4chan tweens take hatchets to government billing systems on behalf of their mad king