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"Sholmes, the Egyptian mummy has vanished from the museum"

"And Geriarty left a #phantasm in its place, Hatson"

"But it looks remarkably like a bedsheet"

"Geriarty is never particular with his disguises, Hatson"
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November 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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"Sholmes, the dinosaur skeleton has vanished from the museum"

"Geriarty, Hatson. He craves the #exhilaration of discovering prehistoric life"

"But why leave a chicken skeleton?"

"He's rehearsing, Hatson. His ambition is enormous, but his budget is poultry"

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November 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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"Sholmes,circus elephant vanished"

"Geriarty, Hatson. A grand #illusion"

"But where can he hide an elephant?"

"Somewhere obvious, mate"

"Like where?"

"Inside the circus tent"

"But that's where we found it"

"Exactly.He's mastered hiding things in plain sight"
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November 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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"Sholmes, the royal banquet display has been disturbed"

"Geriarty, Hatson. He is #ravenous for attention"

"But why steal the silver plates?"

"He wants his dinner party to look historically important"
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October 31, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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"Sholmes, the train's dessert trolley has vanished. The passengers look #elated"

"Geriarty took it, Hatson. He's offering free pudding to everyone"

"How generous"

"Not quite. He's charging for the spoon, the napkin and the privilege of licking the plate"
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October 30, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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"Sholmes, the birthday cake is missing, but the children are #cheering"

"Geriarty took it, Hatson"

"Why are they cheering?"

"He promised them extra slices if they blamed the birthday boy"
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October 29, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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"Sholmes, all the croissants in the bakery have disappeared"

"Geriarty wants to #start a diet, Hatson"

"Then why steal them?"

"He plans to defeat the temptation by keeping them out of sight"
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October 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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"Sholmes, every hotel guest has received a bill for a thousand pounds"

"Geriarty is testing their #travel budgets, Hatson"

"That is outrageous"

"Geriarty doesn't think so"

"Why?"

"He's conducting a study to know whether panic makes people better negotiators"
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October 27, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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"Sholmes, every banana in the market is gone"

"Geriarty dug a tapering escape tunnel, Hatson"

"A tunnel?"

"Yes It narrows towards his house"

"How do bananas fit into this?"

"He plans to feed the guards until they forget why they're chasing him"
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October 26, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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"Sholmes,every fish has vanished from the aquarium"

"Search Geriarty’s house,Hatson"

"But it’s #miles away"

"He has a bathtub large enough to hold the evidence"

"He stole the fish?"

"Obviously.He wanted an audience that listens to his speeches without swimming away"
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October 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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"Sholmes, the crown has vanished. I #doubt the guards were asleep"

"Quite right, Hatson. Geriarty gave them comfortable chairs"

"He wanted them to relax?"

"He wanted them to stop standing between him and the crown"
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October 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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"Sholmes, every bar stool is missing"

"Geriarty is testing their #commitment, Hatson"

"To what? Drinking while standing?"

“Precisely. He believes a customer who can balance three drinks deserves an appreciation"
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October 23, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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"Sholmes, all the prices of menu dishes have disappeared"

"Geriarty is #fueling a test of customer patience, Hatson"

"How will people order?"

"He wants the diners to guess the prices and appreciate the surprise when the bill arrives"
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October 22, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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"Sholmes,the librarian is #nervous. Every bookmark has disappeared"

"Geriarty is our culprit,Hatson"

"Why do that?"

"He wants readers to abandon their books and buy his invention"

"What is it?"

"A bookmark that reads the story aloud including the pages you skipped"
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October 21, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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"Sholmes, all the room keys have disappeared"

"Geriarty is #training hotel guests in memory, Hatson"

"How?"

"By making them remember which rooms they booked before they sleep in the wrong ones"
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October 20, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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"Sholmes, the guru promised a secret #lottery trick beside this well. Now he's vanished"

"Did anyone see Geriarty?"

"A robed man climbed into a waiting car"

"Elementary, Hatson. Geriarty has attained enlightenment"

"It comes with a driver?"

"Indeed, Hatson"
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October 18, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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"Sholmes,penguin enclosure's open"

"Those wet #sneakers are Geriarty’s, Hatson"

"Has he stolen a penguin?"

“No, he enrolled it in his training session "

"Training?"

"He's training it to steal wallets"

"Why penguin?"

"His usual accomplices are demanding hikes"
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October 19, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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"All the hotel room keys have mysteriously vanished, Sholmes"

"Geriarty behind it, Hatson. He planned an #unexpected hospitality crisis"

"What does he gain?"

"He plans to charge guests for finding their own rooms. His latest business model is confusion, Hatson"
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October 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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"Sholmes, the clock has stopped #dead at noon"

"Geriarty has removed the gears, Hatson"

"Does he want to stop time?"

"No, not today. He wants to arrive late everywhere and blame the clock"
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October 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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"Sholmes, the mayor’s speech has vanished. Geriarty?"

"Naturally, Hatson. Real #bravery is stealing a speech that empties halls"

"His motive?"

"Three hours of public revenge"

"Because the town denied him pizza?"

"And the last cookie,Hatson. Geriarty never forgives"
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October 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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"Sholmes, someone stole village clock tower bell"

"Did anybody hear a #sound?"

"A cart leaving at dawn"

"Geriarty has taken it, Hatson"

"But why steal a bell?"

"He wants to wake the entire village whenever he feels lonely, mate"
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October 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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"Sholmes, the laboratory's giant magnet is gone"

"Geriarty at it, Hatson. His notes show a #delta between his debts and his available coins"

"He wants to attract money?"

"Precisely. He believes the magnet will pull coins from every pocket in the town"
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October 12, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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"Sholmes,pub's chairs have vanished...All of them"

"#Calm yourself, Hatson. Geriarty needed them"

"For a party?"

"No, he’s teaching the guests to stand respectfully during his speeches"
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October 11, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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"Every pillow in the hotel has been stolen, Sholmes"

"Its Geriarty, Hatson. He wanted to test his earthquake theory"

"By taking the pillows?"

"Yes. He believes guests scream less during a #quake when they have nothing soft to hide behind"
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October 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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"Sholmes, a punter bet his entire fortune on a horse Geriarty recommended"

"A #siren call of effortless riches, Hatson"

"And the horse.. was it any good?"

"Magnificent. It refused to race and ate the betting slip"
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October 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM