My man looks like Andrew Carnegie if he had hawked reverse mortgages
August 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My man looks like Andrew Carnegie if he had hawked reverse mortgages
Imagine if Biden had said people would have to tighten their belts, do without, suffer through an austere Christmas while he golfed, hawked meme coins and bragged about lavishing the Oval Office in gaudy gold.
They’d all be shitting wild kittens.
They’d all be shitting wild kittens.
May 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Imagine if Biden had said people would have to tighten their belts, do without, suffer through an austere Christmas while he golfed, hawked meme coins and bragged about lavishing the Oval Office in gaudy gold.
They’d all be shitting wild kittens.
They’d all be shitting wild kittens.
HE HAWKED BIBLES WITH HIS NAME ON THEM HAWLEY YOU IRREDEEMABLE DIPSHIT
May 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
HE HAWKED BIBLES WITH HIS NAME ON THEM HAWLEY YOU IRREDEEMABLE DIPSHIT
Schools: we need to ban cell phones.
Also schools: let’s adopt every edtech AI product hawked to us.
Also schools: let’s adopt every edtech AI product hawked to us.
August 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Schools: we need to ban cell phones.
Also schools: let’s adopt every edtech AI product hawked to us.
Also schools: let’s adopt every edtech AI product hawked to us.
So tell me how it felt
When you hawked on tuah
Did you get your rizz?
When you hawked on tuah
Did you get your rizz?
September 30, 2026 at 11:13 AM
So tell me how it felt
When you hawked on tuah
Did you get your rizz?
When you hawked on tuah
Did you get your rizz?
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Guess that was a crypto scam that was hawked to ya
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Guess that was a crypto scam that was hawked to ya
He hawked his dignity.
September 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
He hawked his dignity.
🎵 I hawked the tua
but I did not kill the CEO 🎵
but I did not kill the CEO 🎵
December 10, 2024 at 7:36 AM
🎵 I hawked the tua
but I did not kill the CEO 🎵
but I did not kill the CEO 🎵
Ah, the salad days, where pudding powder cookie recipes were hawked by a sex pervert
September 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Ah, the salad days, where pudding powder cookie recipes were hawked by a sex pervert
How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
December 9, 2024 at 4:46 AM
How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
I'm afraid you have "hawked" your last "tuah", Mister Bond
September 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I'm afraid you have "hawked" your last "tuah", Mister Bond
she hawked her last tuah
September 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
she hawked her last tuah
Seems like someone should have talked tuah a lawyer, who would have told you to not say yes to everything that’s hawked tua-ya
[Muppet Christmas Carol voice] And Hawk Tuah girl... who was NOT named in the lawsuit,
Hawk Tuah Girl Breaks Silence After Meme Coin Crash and Class Action Suit
Haliey Welch, the influence better known as Hawk Tuah Girl, says she's cooperating with investors suing the crypto team who launched her meme coin.
www.rollingstone.com
December 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Seems like someone should have talked tuah a lawyer, who would have told you to not say yes to everything that’s hawked tua-ya
Hawked Tuah close to the sun
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Hawked Tuah close to the sun
By my count, this is the seventh Trump appointee who at some point hawked woo-ish supplements, cure-alls, wellness boosts, or other quackery.
Three are tapped to lead public health agencies.
Three are tapped to lead public health agencies.
"Mr. Boulos has a history of small business ventures. Corporate records in Nigeria tie him to a restaurant & to Tantra Beverages, a now-defunct company set up to sell an “erotic drink” that “gives men and women the ultimate stimulating push,” acc to its manufacturer"
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/w...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/w...
Trump’s Pick as Mideast Adviser, Massad Boulos, Is a Truck Salesman
The lore around Massad Boulos, Tiffany Trump’s father-in-law, is that he is a billionaire dealmaker. Records show otherwise.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
By my count, this is the seventh Trump appointee who at some point hawked woo-ish supplements, cure-alls, wellness boosts, or other quackery.
Three are tapped to lead public health agencies.
Three are tapped to lead public health agencies.
you've hawked your last tuah motherfucker
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
you've hawked your last tuah motherfucker
You got Tony Hawked???
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You got Tony Hawked???
Just hawked a loogie on a cyber truck.
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just hawked a loogie on a cyber truck.
Again, the reason why Trump talks down Ukraine’s actual successes in an existential war is that his kids are supposed to profit from his war of vanity. It’s all an advertising campaign to him, right down to the burials of US soldiers, where he hawked his golf cap.
BROWDER: Rubio was chastising Mohammed bin Salman, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, for doing defense deal with Ukraine without getting permission from U.S. They're pissed.
We're in world where superpowers aren't so superpower-ful anymore, and supposed weak powers aren't so weak.
We're in world where superpowers aren't so superpower-ful anymore, and supposed weak powers aren't so weak.
April 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Again, the reason why Trump talks down Ukraine’s actual successes in an existential war is that his kids are supposed to profit from his war of vanity. It’s all an advertising campaign to him, right down to the burials of US soldiers, where he hawked his golf cap.
Newsom pointed out that Trump hawked magic beds while millions of Americans are at risk of losing their health care.
Newsom Trolls Trump Over Bizarre Magic Bed Conspiracy
Newsom pointed out that Trump hawked magic beds while millions of Americans are at risk of losing their health care.
trib.al
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Newsom pointed out that Trump hawked magic beds while millions of Americans are at risk of losing their health care.
This man has been out of office for less than two weeks. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/n...
Eric Adams Hawked a Crypto Coin. A Day Later, $1 Million Was Missing.
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This man has been out of office for less than two weeks. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/n...
FINAL: HAWKED OUT.
September 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
FINAL: HAWKED OUT.