To make matters even worse, this new headshaver thingy is not really working out...
...because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.

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Dreaded Batterpudding Hurler and Phantom Headshaver were my earliest exposures to Goonland. They feel like nice intros to general Goon-ery.

My headshaver foil pinged out but it was still in the return window so they sent me another, saved £27. But it happened again. Not in warranty now so I thought sod it, I'm fixing this shit myself. Just took it apart, managed to figure it out, and now it works. Huzzah. 9am, doing alright ^_^

Phantom headshaver of Brighton?
Scradge?

The Goons - Phantom Headshaver of Brighton
The Goons - Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill on Sea
The Goons - Napoleon's Piano
The Goodies - Pennanink
The Goodies - Ecky Thump
Fawlty Towers - when Basil thrashes the car
Blackadder Goes Forth - final episode

Update: I got my headshaver out of storage today, and it is now charging.

Left the headshaver at home.

Having to wet shave my head for the first time. Ugh

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