July 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Passt ja zu einer Gegenwart, in der Männer mit Geld mit allem davonkommen
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Passt ja zu einer Gegenwart, in der Männer mit Geld mit allem davonkommen
Congratulations to @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social for being awarded an honorary degree by the @uofglasgow.bsky.social
in recognition of her meaningful contribution to society.
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in recognition of her meaningful contribution to society.
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March 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Congratulations to @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social for being awarded an honorary degree by the @uofglasgow.bsky.social
in recognition of her meaningful contribution to society.
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in recognition of her meaningful contribution to society.
www.gla.ac.uk/news/headlin...
"After months and months of ceaseless whining about the doxxing of ICE agents, there hasn’t been a single peep from Attorney General Pam Bondi about the future of facial recognition in Meta glasses."
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/88634...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/88634...
March 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"After months and months of ceaseless whining about the doxxing of ICE agents, there hasn’t been a single peep from Attorney General Pam Bondi about the future of facial recognition in Meta glasses."
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/88634...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/88634...
They use different rules, it's headlinese
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Headline - Wikipedia
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September 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
They use different rules, it's headlinese
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Please read this recent study to understand the human health implications of Abundance Folk berating the idea of robust air filtration systems in housing units near highways: health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
May 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Please read this recent study to understand the human health implications of Abundance Folk berating the idea of robust air filtration systems in housing units near highways: health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
No more testing for rabies, monkeypox, other pox viruses at the CDC.
They want Americans dead.
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They want Americans dead.
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CDC temporarily pauses rabies, pox virus testing | AHA News
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has temporarily paused rabies and pox virus testing, according to an update on its website March 30.
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April 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
No more testing for rabies, monkeypox, other pox viruses at the CDC.
They want Americans dead.
www.aha.org/news/headlin...
They want Americans dead.
www.aha.org/news/headlin...
Archaeocamp: Archaeology for place-based learning
How archaeology is helping children put down roots in their community: www.gla.ac.uk/news/headlin...
How archaeology is helping children put down roots in their community: www.gla.ac.uk/news/headlin...
How archaeology is helping children put down roots in their community
Primary school pupils in Scotland have become archaeologists for their town, uncovering stories of the past and building a powerful sense of belonging through a groundbreaking UofG led archaeology pro...
www.gla.ac.uk
September 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Archaeocamp: Archaeology for place-based learning
How archaeology is helping children put down roots in their community: www.gla.ac.uk/news/headlin...
How archaeology is helping children put down roots in their community: www.gla.ac.uk/news/headlin...
Let’s talk about vaccines. THEY WORK. Cases of cervical cancer are dropping in many parts of the world where there is access to the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine. HPV is blamed for causing most cervical cancer cases.
🧾 health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
🧾 health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
August 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Let’s talk about vaccines. THEY WORK. Cases of cervical cancer are dropping in many parts of the world where there is access to the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine. HPV is blamed for causing most cervical cancer cases.
🧾 health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
🧾 health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...
Good morning what a wonderful day time to check the NBA headlin— *sout take* BILLUPS WHAT?!
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Good morning what a wonderful day time to check the NBA headlin— *sout take* BILLUPS WHAT?!
Not an Onion headlin...wait....
“When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism,” said DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday...
theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Not an Onion headlin...wait....
September 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I know of of a great place to start looking
September 27, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I know of of a great place to start looking
Think again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
Headline - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Think again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
The TARDIS sneakily pops up in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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Doctor Who's TARDIS pops up in Star Trek
The TARDIS from Doctor Who sneakily appears in a Star Trek episode
cultbox.co.uk
August 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The TARDIS sneakily pops up in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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*Someone* seems unfamiliar with how newspaper headlines have been written since ... forever.
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Headline - Wikipedia
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June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*Someone* seems unfamiliar with how newspaper headlines have been written since ... forever.
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June 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
this gets asked a lot and it’s because the onion follows the “headlinese” format so omitting “is” in a headline is correct headlinese
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![Headlinese is an abbreviated form of news writing style used in newspaper headlines. 201
Because space is limited, headlines are written in a compressed telegraphic style, using special syntactic conventions, 21 including:
• Forms of the verb "to be" and articles (a, an, the are usually omitted.
• Most verbs are in the simple present tense, e.g.
"Governor signs bill", while the future is expressed by an infinitive, with to followed by a verb, as in "Governor to sign bill"
• The conjunction "and" is often replaced by a comma, as in "Bush, Blair laugh off microphone mishap". [22]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mf5dzzqkp7fnmby6blfeljwj/bafkreiapgfv3qvkrzlvpfxu2eco3wjpheluycwhjxai5jmy245emlcmzjy)
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this gets asked a lot and it’s because the onion follows the “headlinese” format so omitting “is” in a headline is correct headlinese
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
Doctor Who writer says Season Two is coming in April
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Doctor Who writer says Season Two is coming in April
According to what he wrote in his email newsletter, newly-announced Doctor Who screenwriter Inua Williams revealed that transmission of the eight episodes of Doctor Who Season Two will span the months...
cultbox.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Doctor Who writer says Season Two is coming in April
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