Snooker is the sporting version of easy listening.

No crowd noise, not much nationalism, no politics, no obvious heels like “Man City” Rengers or #HeelDjokovic to hate-watch. Just some middle-aged guys in waistcoats strolling round a table looking confused. Perfect background telly. #MastersSnooker

Hilarious watching John McEnroe go on an unhinged rant on the BBC asking why people boo Djokovic, who was already detested for his aggressiveness on court years before he became an anti-vax nut. #PleaseRetire #HeelDjokovic

Anti-vaxxers, where you at? Every time a fan fainted at a football match, you would always flood Twitter with ALL CAPS saying this proves the hidden dangers of the evil vaccine.

Now your pin-up idol can’t play tennis no more and can’t stop vomming on court. Do Your Own Research. 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 #HeelDjokovic

Wait wait wait, is #Wimbledon good again? Are we back already? #HeelDjokovic

Amazed he’s had time to win all those Grand Slams, between square-going randoms and sprinting away in terror from vaccinated folk. #HeelDjokovic

#HeelDjokovic

Ok both these matches are class now tbf ngl. #Wimbledon #HeelDjokovic

Finally, some good news. 🥲 #HeelDjokovic

Anyway it’s not all bad news eh. #HeelDjokovic