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"Like an hour ago" fucking slayed me.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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So, Helen Keller walks into a bar...

...and a table...

...and a chair.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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The funniest wolf attack in cinema history, hands down.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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This came out the same year as Insidious 3. Lin Shaye's SO cool for continuing to do stuff like this after being anointed horror royalty.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Co-starring Barry Bostwick as Johnny Depp!

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June 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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I had SUCH a crush on Alanna Ubach back in the Beakman's World days.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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399) Helen Keller vs Nightwolves (2015)

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Poster for the 2015 film with the title in red at the bottom below a picture of a woman whose face has claw marks over the eyes and there's a full moon behind her with bats flying around
June 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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So, how did Helen Keller get pock marks all over her face?

Learning to eat with a fork.

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June 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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690) Helen Keller vs Nightwolves (2015)

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Poster for the 2015 film with the title in red at the bottom below a picture of a girl in buns with scratches across both eyes and knives in both hands. Behind her is a full moon and lots of bats
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Well, that's some intro. I'm here and I brought my Helen Keller jokes with me!

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June 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The irony of this YT video having no closed captions available.

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June 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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That was some gonzo fun! Loved it so much I'm not gonna LB review it until tomorrow so it'll be on my #LastFourWatched on Friday. The people must know!

Thanks @tattooedgranny.bsky.social

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June 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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When they were throwing the stuffed wolves at the actors in the first attack I was DYING. Just smacking them in the face. Never not funny.

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June 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Yeah, you totally missed Alanna Ubach (you might know her from Waiting...). She was the best part! (My decades-long crush on her notwithstanding)

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June 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM