Patty hellbeast
March 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Patty hellbeast
Patty hellbeast
March 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Patty hellbeast
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
Hellbeast Garm doodle.
July 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hellbeast Garm doodle.
The Orange Trumpstein Hellbeast is going to lose it! 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Orange Trumpstein Hellbeast is going to lose it! 🤣
Miniature husband and his shadowy hellbeast boyfriend.
August 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Miniature husband and his shadowy hellbeast boyfriend.
Just so damned tired of this apricot hellbeast.
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just so damned tired of this apricot hellbeast.
"Apricot Hellbeast"..😅😂🤣🎯👏👏👏
April 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"Apricot Hellbeast"..😅😂🤣🎯👏👏👏
Hellbeast won't leave on his own accord. It's straitjacket time.
The appropriate response to this insane performance is that Trump clearly needs to step down.
Trump is so clearly insane. It’s a national emergency.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hellbeast won't leave on his own accord. It's straitjacket time.
Thank you, Scotland, for providing us with such colourful descriptions of Donald Trump—such as Orange Shitgibbon, Witless Fucking Cocksplat, Tangerine Wankmaggot, Mangled Apricot Hellbeast, and many others.
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Thank you, Scotland, for providing us with such colourful descriptions of Donald Trump—such as Orange Shitgibbon, Witless Fucking Cocksplat, Tangerine Wankmaggot, Mangled Apricot Hellbeast, and many others.
Then a hellbeast ate him.
September 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Then a hellbeast ate him.
Mangled apricot hellbeast
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Mangled apricot hellbeast
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Nancy Mace is obsessed with penises because she's afraid someone will find hers.
Same reason Mike Johnson is obsessed with queerness.
Same reason the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast is obsessed with crime.
Same reason Mike Johnson is obsessed with queerness.
Same reason the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast is obsessed with crime.
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nancy Mace is obsessed with penises because she's afraid someone will find hers.
Same reason Mike Johnson is obsessed with queerness.
Same reason the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast is obsessed with crime.
Same reason Mike Johnson is obsessed with queerness.
Same reason the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast is obsessed with crime.
Of course the hellbeast will persist with his insanity (also there's no guarantee the hellbeast will wake up tomorrow).
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Of course the hellbeast will persist with his insanity (also there's no guarantee the hellbeast will wake up tomorrow).
I stopped trusting CNN when they allowed the Orange Hellbeast air-time for a one-sided diatribe and no one corrected him.
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I stopped trusting CNN when they allowed the Orange Hellbeast air-time for a one-sided diatribe and no one corrected him.
Your comment assumes a level of mental competency that I do not think the Apricot Hellbeast possesses at this point. Here's to hoping.
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Your comment assumes a level of mental competency that I do not think the Apricot Hellbeast possesses at this point. Here's to hoping.
What in cthulhu kind of hellbeast is this?
February 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What in cthulhu kind of hellbeast is this?
hellbeast laura dragon of destruction
August 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
hellbeast laura dragon of destruction
It’s almost new years. Do I get to shed this human skin and be a giant hellbeast at midnight lmao. That’s how it works right? New year new me?
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s almost new years. Do I get to shed this human skin and be a giant hellbeast at midnight lmao. That’s how it works right? New year new me?
One of the worst ideas in science history was allowing paleontologists to name discoveries after themselves and their buddies, thats how a terrifying giant apex land predator like this ends up named not hellbeast or deathclaw but... Andrew
May 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
One of the worst ideas in science history was allowing paleontologists to name discoveries after themselves and their buddies, thats how a terrifying giant apex land predator like this ends up named not hellbeast or deathclaw but... Andrew
Seems like there would've been a window back when the cops literally arrested that hellbeast a few times.
For the fuckteenth time, how the HELL did we ever let this fascist fuckface back in the White House?
September 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Seems like there would've been a window back when the cops literally arrested that hellbeast a few times.
Introducing Widdle the hellbeast
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Introducing Widdle the hellbeast
Senselessly attacked by this hellbeast
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Senselessly attacked by this hellbeast
baby!Ebony Odogaron is honestly kinda cute for a voracious hellbeast
March 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
baby!Ebony Odogaron is honestly kinda cute for a voracious hellbeast