#Helth
helth!
September 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
COUSE HELTH
September 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Going though the emperor's feed. This was posted yesterday.

He wants to get rid of the James Brady Press room and bring back the FDR pool (which he had built as therapeutic helth reasons). Doubtful Trump ever swims but definitely wants to send message that free press days are numbered.
September 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
tanks helth 🙏
September 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ha aparecido helth en tu timeline. Tu salud será bendecida con mucha robustez e iras a mejor drásticamente.

No necesitas darle RT ni like. Helth trabaja públicamente
September 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Dont push your self. If you need to stop and rest, do so. Commission can wait for your helth comes first.
September 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I yamb sowry of dis Smils. Dis is harde foar da peeble. Nun helth caer is purrfick bott da werld cud do betur iffin us ebber deside to. Wischin ur gramma a speedea recobery.
September 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Noed wot im dreem of Smils? I’m dreem ov skotchlant an nashinal helth caer.
September 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It would be a helth story or a crime story or a human interest story but very unlikely to be a political story. Evidence, if there was any doubt, that we are better off without the union.
September 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Finally got the #recipe up for these babies in case you want to be your own Italian Sausage King?
You can make them w/ or w/o liver (not traditional, but tasty)... it adds a nice richness & depth of flavor & now your saaaassagess is *helth fud*

(I think that's how it works, anyway? (*IANAD)). 🍽️🍜🍝
September 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Yuose sew gud, taykink cair ob yuor Momb’s helth.
September 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
mine dade liff quartre mile awey, but imb comb bakk on momb car nodt by paw. Imb not adapt to diffrint howse an beink alone so munsh inside alle day wen he at werk an stort gettink stressed owt an haff helth issues. So momb bring me bakk
September 22, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Thank you 🥰

Helth.
September 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
It’s on the list.

Boobs
Butts
Dicks
Farts
Sharts
Helth
Beef
Queef
Cum

It’s a social media tenet ffs
September 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
(am trying to be safer rn by making it fun of it ✨ check out how healthy i am ✨ wow am so skilled at... memtal helth ✨)
September 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Gud helth to tha youze!”
September 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“Amb glad. Do a helth!”
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
a two-fer week! getting my pre-workout dawg

that’s 24

#helth
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September 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I find it Fucked up that im debating on whether I should tell my parents about my high blood pressure. It's just early signs but there helth nuts and I don't want to give them an excuse to control me more.
September 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
took my probiotic with a Cherry Coke Zero & the snack-size mini packs of granola bites I ate for lunch at my desk
September 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
You can tell I'm really serious about my #helth because I just googled "nutritional value costco hotdog"
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“helth”
September 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
sorry i gotta catch up i'm doing this while i'm making pasta
September 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ma Dade uzzed tuo eet dose wen hims wuz kitton bakk in th 70’s. Dere wuz a helth fud stoor neer hims howse dat solde dem.
September 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Pronounces "piece de resistance" correctly and understands how the front camera works? Holy crap.

I've no plans to buy Oreos of any description (because HELTH), but massive props to this guy.
September 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM