"Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you""
Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
Oh god though. Imagine being a flintstones and getting an appliance that's really into it. Like, everyone else's vacuum beast is all "it's a living" and yours is just snuffling about the place going "yes daddy more, more". Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you".
October 8, 2026 at 8:33 AM
"Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you""
Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
whooped hemingway's ass by two words
Wanted: Accurate daily newspaper
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
whooped hemingway's ass by two words
Look at Hemingway’s bathroom in his Florida home. 🤤
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Look at Hemingway’s bathroom in his Florida home. 🤤
Hemingway’s classic ‘The Old Man and the Court’
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hemingway’s classic ‘The Old Man and the Court’
Kicked Hemingway's ass, doubled him up
December 1, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Kicked Hemingway's ass, doubled him up
Live feed of this pugilistic icon of 21th century masculinity and heir to Hemingway's throne:
August 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Live feed of this pugilistic icon of 21th century masculinity and heir to Hemingway's throne:
Found a book about some of you
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Found a book about some of you
The city is dense; you'll never see every corner. The photo for now marks where I need to return: Saint-Étienne-du-Mont Church.
We passed Hemingway’s first apartment. He lived here in the 1920s, newly married, newly poor, carrying stories in his pockets.
joellemctigue.substack.com/p/tracing-sh...
We passed Hemingway’s first apartment. He lived here in the 1920s, newly married, newly poor, carrying stories in his pockets.
joellemctigue.substack.com/p/tracing-sh...
March 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The city is dense; you'll never see every corner. The photo for now marks where I need to return: Saint-Étienne-du-Mont Church.
We passed Hemingway’s first apartment. He lived here in the 1920s, newly married, newly poor, carrying stories in his pockets.
joellemctigue.substack.com/p/tracing-sh...
We passed Hemingway’s first apartment. He lived here in the 1920s, newly married, newly poor, carrying stories in his pockets.
joellemctigue.substack.com/p/tracing-sh...
Time for Fareed to plagiarize Hemingway's last work.
"Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, who will be in charge of DOGE, are both brilliant, and the federal government has clearly become too expansive..."
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Time for Fareed to plagiarize Hemingway's last work.
Hemingway's three-word story was even darker.
August 11, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Hemingway's three-word story was even darker.
Earnest Hemingway's "The Emoji Movie"
Maya Angelou's "A Goofy Movie"
...🤔
Octavia Butler's "Rick and Morty"
Octavia Butler's "Rick and Morty"
October 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Earnest Hemingway's "The Emoji Movie"
yeah, hemingway’s estate has been *very* keen on not talking about their gender dysphoria nor their trans daughter.
presumably, this is because it might impact the profits from licensing out hemingway’s likeness for brand deals with masculinity lifestyle companies 🙃
presumably, this is because it might impact the profits from licensing out hemingway’s likeness for brand deals with masculinity lifestyle companies 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
yeah, hemingway’s estate has been *very* keen on not talking about their gender dysphoria nor their trans daughter.
presumably, this is because it might impact the profits from licensing out hemingway’s likeness for brand deals with masculinity lifestyle companies 🙃
presumably, this is because it might impact the profits from licensing out hemingway’s likeness for brand deals with masculinity lifestyle companies 🙃
Hemingway’s heir
September 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hemingway’s heir
So I guess there are multiple teens that Mariel Hemingway's character in Manhattan could be based on
May 23, 2024 at 4:32 PM
So I guess there are multiple teens that Mariel Hemingway's character in Manhattan could be based on
Thinking a lot about Hemingway's "gradually, then suddenly" quote for some reason
March 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thinking a lot about Hemingway's "gradually, then suddenly" quote for some reason
"Gradually, and then suddenly" from Ernest Hemingway's novel The Sun Also Rises
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"Gradually, and then suddenly" from Ernest Hemingway's novel The Sun Also Rises
From Banana Fish to Cowboy Bebop, Ernest Hemingway’s The Snows of Kilimanjaro once hung heavy in the consciousness of doomed men in anime and manga.
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
From Banana Fish to Cowboy Bebop, Ernest Hemingway’s The Snows of Kilimanjaro once hung heavy in the consciousness of doomed men in anime and manga.
I have found many things in books, snakeskin is a first though...
April 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I have found many things in books, snakeskin is a first though...
Hemingway’s first draft was: “For Sale. Wedding Dress. Never Worn. Slight Semen Stain on Bodice”
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hemingway’s first draft was: “For Sale. Wedding Dress. Never Worn. Slight Semen Stain on Bodice”
Hemingway's lost masterpiece.
October 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Hemingway's lost masterpiece.
"Excellent..."
- Ernest Hemingway's cat
- Ernest Hemingway's cat
"In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
- Ernest Hemingway
- Ernest Hemingway
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 AM
"Excellent..."
- Ernest Hemingway's cat
- Ernest Hemingway's cat
Hanging out at Hemingway’s, Key West. HAPPY CATURDAY Bluesky!
January 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hanging out at Hemingway’s, Key West. HAPPY CATURDAY Bluesky!
Hemingway’s grave, Ketchum, Idaho
June 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Hemingway’s grave, Ketchum, Idaho
Ernest Hemingway's 'A Farewell to Arms' is now in the public domain
so here's my official Readful Things piece.
so here's my official Readful Things piece.
January 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ernest Hemingway's 'A Farewell to Arms' is now in the public domain
so here's my official Readful Things piece.
so here's my official Readful Things piece.
OMG, Noah Wyle wears Hemingway’s shirt to Golden Globes!
January 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
OMG, Noah Wyle wears Hemingway’s shirt to Golden Globes!