Intro post!
Pronouns: he/him/heyasshole
Height: 6' 1"
Shoe size: 10.5
Zodiac: Drunkard
Smoke: you holdin?
Tattoos: full body self portrait
Piercings: sarcastic wit
Favorite drink: Old Fashioned

#HeyAsshole
#AimHigher
#SuckThatGunLikeYouSuckPutin
#FuckTrumpForever

#HeyAsshole
#StartWithYourself
#YouFuckingPig
#FuckTrumpForever

I know I'm often told that there's a pot of gold
But I don't see no fucking rainbow and my coffee's cold
I know I should be grateful
I know I'm good and able
But I don't have the strength to get up from the kitchen table

#WatskyandKateNash
#HeyAsshole
#notjustsad

But when you take a punch
Don't you ever forget
Why you get up and you put one foot in front of the next

#KateNash #Watsky
#HeyAsshole

🎶 I know I'm often told that there's a pot of gold

But I don't see no fucking rainbow
And my coffee's cold

I know I should be grateful

I know I'm good and able

But I don't have the strength to get up from the kitchen table 🎶

#Watsky #KateNash #HeyAsshole

#heyasshole

Finally getting to @scalzi.com's Old Man's War and I'm instantly bummed that I didn't listen to it earlier.

#HeyAsshole had me cracking up in my airplane seat.