#HeyGERM
#HeyGERM Four heads. Four flavors. Somehow, all salty. Imagine trying to look intimidating and ending up in a candy lineup. The label says “JUMBO.” That’s the packaging doing charity work. Calm down, Push Pop. Nobody’s buying the tough-guy act. #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #MrCoop #JayHip
September 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
#HeyGERM - Are Hales’ Fans a Textbook Toxic Fandom?
FULL VIDEO: https://loom.ly/mUywDU8 #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #GoogleAI #ToxicFandom #LuthmannNews
August 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Michael Volpe condemns Halesverse supporters who are cheering a Florida Bankruptcy Court outcome that could leave a six-year-old without her home. Chief U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Mary Watts Colón has a mess on her hands
#MichaelVolpe #WhatTheHales #JeremyHales #HeyGERM
https://loom.ly/qv0ACCA
September 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#HeyGERM Funny thing about sealed court records — they have a way of finding sunlight when insiders get sick of covering for clowns 🤡📂 #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #HalesFearsLuthmann
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#HeyGERM
Your case isn’t “under attack.”
It’s rotting from the inside.
Sworn affidavits. Wrong target. No corrections.
That’s not persecution — that’s incompetence.
#LegalFaceplant #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #HalesFearsLuthmann
https://loom.ly/Xnd5g8E
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
FBI complaint filed: Jeremy Hales accused of elder abuse & perjury after serving WRONG MAN in federal case. Retired pharmacist says “Paid Agitator” Hales is exactly what Trump warned about. #FBI #ElderAbuse #PaidAgitator #HeyGERM #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales
https://loom.ly/4U8Ab6o
#DigitalHarassment
September 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#HeyGERM — You turned federal court into a YouTube set and now you’re getting billed for the production. $50K+ Rule 11 sanctions incoming. #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #CourtroomCircus #Federal Court
You mocked a federal judge as “Bozo” and a lawyer as “Deuce Foreskin.” 🤡 #PocketRocketShochet
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A federal “default” entered against a misspelled, misidentified person with no service isn’t justice—it’s theater. Enter the #CrocodileCopulator era. #HeyGERM
https://loom.ly/jri2V64
“Crocodile Copulator” isn’t a fact—it’s satire. And sometimes satire is the only way to explain absurd lawfare.
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
#HeyGERM
Calling satire “revenge porn” doesn’t make it illegal.
It just tells everyone you don’t understand the law.
Or comedy.
Or the First Amendment.
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales
https://loom.ly/zF02_pM
If parody = felony, Hustler v. Falwell never happened.
Bad news GERM: it did.
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dragon drone courtroom entrance and trial-by-combat
#HeyGERM, you talked “trial by combat,” then ran for the paper shields. Luthmann says if Robbie Keszey rides into Gainesville on a dragon drone, the Halesverse better clear the runway. The court drama has gone medieval.
https://loom.ly/jmhZqoQ
July 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Game of Thrones Comparison: Jeremy Hales as Theon Greyjoy
#HeyGERM, the Theon Greyjoy comparison writes itself: loud prince energy, paper courage, and a desperate grip on the latest “favorite toy.” Trademark law is not a royal scepter. It is not a gag order. And Luthmann is not asking permission.
July 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
#HeyGERM - HALES FAILS. Lisa Lee represented herself and beat back THREE subpoena demands.
https://loom.ly/G86n3-s
Richard Luthmann plays the hearing, examines NDFL Bankruptcy Judge Colón’s reasoning, and checks Hales against the record.
#LisaLee #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #LuthmannNews
September 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
#HeyGERM Megan Fox criticized Florida Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins for sitting down with Luthmann. Pure jealousy from a self-proclaimed Anti-Republican. Imagine her response if Luthmann landed Donald Trump in the Oval Office. #heypiglet #whatthehales #luthmannnews #MAGA
https://loom.ly/IhelGSA
September 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
#HeyGERM David Helm wants $50,550 in fees. Richard Luthmann reads your opposition with Two Lees in a Pod—and explains where he thinks it falls apart. Watch THE HALESVERSE IMPLODES IN REAL TIME on Rumble. #JeremyHales #Halesverse
https://loom.ly/GcQWlFY
September 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
#HeyGERM Your Halesverse smear merchant has a credibility file. Megan Fox said an Ohio child-rape case was “most likely a fraud” and suggested the victim might not exist.

WATCH: https://loom.ly/bMQuKgY

#jeremyhales #whatthehales #meganfoxwriter #MichaelVolpe
August 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
#HeyGERM - You wanted Lisa Lee’s messages, scripts, metadata, financial records, and viewer identities.
FULL ARTICLE AND VIDEO: https://loom.ly/UtxXKmQ
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #LisaLee #Rule45 #MotionToQuash #FirstAmendment #Journalism
August 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#HeyGERM Lisa Lee has a question: If you want to rummage through her program’s revenues, should the bankruptcy court examine how much money you made producing years of content about Michelle Preston?Subpoena boomerang!
FULL VIDEO: https://loom.ly/5u2fuvc
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #BankruptcyCourt
August 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Bogotá’s appellate hammer follows Danesh Noshirvan into federal court, while a handwriting expert points seven disputed signs at Jeremy Hales and excludes Lynette Preston.
#HeyGERM #JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #DaneshNoshirvan #ThatDaneshGuy #CancelCulture
FULL VIDEO: https://loom.ly/eLKvGYs
August 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
August 18, 2026 at 10:41 AM
August 18, 2026 at 10:25 AM
#HeyGERM - Hales’ Attempt to Overturn an Adoption
FULL VIDEO: https://loom.ly/mUywDU8
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #CourtWatch #LuthmannNews
August 18, 2026 at 10:11 AM
August 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
#HeyGERM - Piglet: Public Figure, Public Dirt
#HeyGERM, when online personalities dig into private lives, should they expect the same spotlight back?
Watch: https://loom.ly/gZeK3aI
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #TwoLeesInAPod #Satire #PublicFigures #LuthmannNews
August 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
#HeyGERM - They’re Dragging Other Channels In
#HeyGERM, the threat is familiar: upset one creator, and suddenly an ecosystem of allied channels piles on.
Watch: https://loom.ly/gZeK3aI
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #CreatorBrigading #TwoLeesInAPod #YouTube #LuthmannNews
August 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
#HeyGERM - Kimmy the Mod Exposed
GERM, Lisa Lee answers Kimmy the Mod with a firsthand account of their former relationship.
Watch: https://loom.ly/gZeK3aI
#JeremyHales #WhatTheHales #KimmyTheMod #TwoLeesInAPod #CreatorDrama #LuthmannNews
August 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM