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Turn off the speech function of your Google assistent. After all, it wouldn't be able to hear "Hey Google" if it wasn't already listening to you anyway

#google #googleassistant #GoogleHome #android #heygoogle #privacy
Google just paid 68 million dollars after its assistant recorded private conversations in people's homes, including talks nobody ever said Hey Google to start. You were told it only listened after Hey Google. Turns out it listened anyway, strangers reveiwed the tapes, and Google calls that a misunderstanding worth 68 million dollars.
November 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
wendymrisme.bsky.social
#HeyGoogle! Now I know why my Maps navigation voice changed from a neutral North American accent to a horrible vocal fry! Tip for anyone else infuriated by it: in the app, tap on your profile to change the voice. I went to British English! #BigTechIsEvil

www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...
'She sounds mad at me': Google Maps has a new voice, and many people don't like it | CBC News
The new voice for the directions feature on Google Maps started rolling out earlier this year as part of the tech giant's ongoing updates to improve the driving experience and make voice guidance more...
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October 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
ososalsosal.bsky.social
How is my heygoogle that can't even recognise "turn on the lights" gonna have room for a trillion parameter frontier model, but less be able to run it?

These fuckers are *desperate* to get throttled by govt to prevent their bubble bursting. They're saying anything to scare the lawmakers.
October 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
dan1964.bsky.social
All About @dan1964.bsky.social 😺 😺 😺

#AllAboutMe #MeMe #adulting #funny #humor #joke

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #alexa #google #siri #apocolypse #HeyGoogle #AIHumor
October 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
westovarian.bsky.social
Has Google renamed its AI offering SI yet? It bent over quickly on Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. #HeyGoogle
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 22
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
September 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
littlebearoz.bsky.social
#HeyGoogle - stop blatant #rentseeking and pushing your #AIslop (on the SETTINGS MENU after the latest July 2026 update / #PixelDrop ). #CorporateGreed + #TechBro #LateStafeCapitalism at it's finest. 😒

#Google #GooglePixel #Ai #Subscriptions #STFUandDONTtakemymoney 🖕🏽
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
pacnwguy.bsky.social
Time to bombard Google with requests to change it back.

#HeyGoogle
#LakeOntarioForever
August 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
sam-7.bsky.social
@googlesearch.bsky.social

#HeyGoogle... so, what's going on here?
Google search results for "US presidents in order." The results shoe Trump twice in a row, and exclude President Biden entirely.
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
turtal.bsky.social
#heyGoogle WTF?
February 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
turtal.bsky.social
#heygoogle. Please do not change the Gulf of Mexico’s name to the Gulf of America. That’s just stupid. You, the mighty Google, need to stand up to the tyrant! Humanity needs you more than ever!
January 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
kathpat.bsky.social
To @googlesearch.bsky.social , why does a google search of ‘presidents in order’ NOT have a photo of Joe Biden? WHY??? A Google search reveals that the orange FOTUS is pictured twice. Get your sh*t together and fix it asap!
Google (@googlesearch.bsky.social)
#HeyGoogle
googlesearch.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
piratewenchart.bsky.social
Go Fuck Yourself
#HeyGoogle
Pass it on.
January 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
olivenolivenol.eurosky.social
"Hey Google, ich stinke!"

"Igitt, geh bitte duschen. Ich spiele radioeins für dich", sagt Heygoogle und schaltet den Badlüfter ein.

Beste Programmierung überhaupt, die der Liebste da ausgefuxt hat. 👌
April 15, 2024 at 10:49 AM
z-wavealliance.org
Did you hear? @Google is a sponsor of the #ZWave Pavilion & Home at #CES2018 ! Come check out products working with Google Home in Sands #41717 #heygoogle
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
z-wavealliance.org
#HeyGoogle, turn on the lights! Check out this demo of the brand new Milo #smarthome speaker by @Hogar_Controls #meetmilo
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
mprove.bsky.social
#HeyGoogle Switching off comments for #GulfOfMexico won’t help you to "make google great again."

#uxfail
Dialog box in google maps: Posting is currently turned off for this type of place Some types of places are more likely to receive posts, like reviews, that violate Google's policies. To prevent this, Google has turned off posting.
February 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
mprove.bsky.social
#HeyGoogle In fact you have made several strategic mistakes since the times of »Don’t Be Evil«
( #funfact It is still there! Just scroll down at abc.xyz/investor/goo... and read the last sentence. )

In case of the #GulfOfMexico you are even over-conforming to 🎃’s orders.
And remember... don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right – speak up! Last updated January 17, 2024 Alphabet
February 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
mprove.bsky.social
@heygoogle.bsky.social #HeyGoogle You have made a mistake. According to Executive Order 14172 only the Northern part of the #GulfOfMexico shall be renamed.
/cf. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

ChronoLink: mprove.de/chrono?q=24....

Map via sovereignlimits.com/boundaries/m...

Pls fix the bug.
(b) As such, within 30 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of the Interior shall, consistent with 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, take all appropriate actions to rename as the “Gulf of America” the U.S. Continental Shelf area bounded on the northeast, north, and northwest by the States of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida and extending to the seaward boundary with Mexico and Cuba in the area formerly named as the Gulf of Mexico. The Secretary shall subsequently update the GNIS to reflect the renaming of the Gulf and remove all references to the Gulf of Mexico from the GNIS, consistent with applicable law. The Board shall provide guidance to ensure all federal references to the Gulf of America, including on agency maps, contracts, and other documents and communications shall reflect its renaming.
February 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
kha2e.bsky.social
#HeyGoogle. You insult the whole community of your users to pander to one malignant narcissist? Wow is that small of you.

It's the Gulf of Mexico you chickens.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
claudiasimas.bsky.social
Isso é muito sensacional!!! #HeyGoogle #HomeAlone #GoogleAssistant
https://youtu.be/xKYABI-dGEA
November 9, 2024 at 12:31 AM
5gooddogs.bsky.social
It is now, and always will be The Gulf of Mexico. Bootlickers.

#HeyGoogle
January 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
adamriemer.bsky.social
My new post on SEJ is live. The person wants to know why their rankings and keywords didn't return after they refreshed their copy.

It's because copy is only one part of SEO, everything matters to be able to perform.
www.searchenginejournal.com/ask-an-seo-w...

#SEO #HeyGoogle #marketing
Ask An SEO: Why Didn’t My Keywords Come Back After I Changed My Page Content?
If keyword visibility drops again after improving, content may not be the issue. Site health, over-optimization, and irrelevant links could be affecting it.
www.searchenginejournal.com
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
adamriemer.bsky.social
Right now could be the perfect time to restore an AskJeeves style search engine. Its kind of what the original was supposed to be doing, but it didn't have the LLM systems to power it.

#SEO #SEOchat #HeyGoogle
a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her
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January 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
adamriemer.bsky.social
AI Overviews are missing source links and citations for some queries today. Hopefully they can add them back in.

Also seeing quora, forums, and other opinion sites being sourced on medical and health queries.

#SEO #HeyGoogle #seochat
January 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
adamriemer.bsky.social
New layout for me on product queries.

- Product listings
- Where to buy
- YouTube and/or social media reviews
- A retailer (Macy's) with a collection/category page and how recently the page was updated as a tag

Under shop the store it has two retailers not from above.

#SEO #HeyGoogle #marketing
December 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM