Ai wotchin ma Dade az him go ovurr ma Bloosky feede. Hims no a v gud sekraterry. Hims alwaiz layte wif
Ma lonch. Hims tawk tuo th me wifowt aksin purrmisshun furst. Hims eben kikk th me offa hims leggies aftah onlee 45 minnutes ov ma nap! 🤎😾😹
Ma lonch. Hims tawk tuo th me wifowt aksin purrmisshun furst. Hims eben kikk th me offa hims leggies aftah onlee 45 minnutes ov ma nap! 🤎😾😹
September 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Ai wotchin ma Dade az him go ovurr ma Bloosky feede. Hims no a v gud sekraterry. Hims alwaiz layte wif
Ma lonch. Hims tawk tuo th me wifowt aksin purrmisshun furst. Hims eben kikk th me offa hims leggies aftah onlee 45 minnutes ov ma nap! 🤎😾😹
Ma lonch. Hims tawk tuo th me wifowt aksin purrmisshun furst. Hims eben kikk th me offa hims leggies aftah onlee 45 minnutes ov ma nap! 🤎😾😹
Riley enjoying hims boks.
September 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Riley enjoying hims boks.
April 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Bilbo learnin’ hims magics
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bilbo learnin’ hims magics
HIMS BACK!?! How dare!!!! Lookit hims trying to beings all cute, but I'm knowings truth!!!
💛Dale
💛Dale
September 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
HIMS BACK!?! How dare!!!! Lookit hims trying to beings all cute, but I'm knowings truth!!!
💛Dale
💛Dale
Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
SAN FRANCISCO—Touting the move as a minimally intrusive and private way to keep its sexual health medications available to a wide customer base, Hims announced Tuesday that erections provided by the c...
theonion.com
March 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners https://theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-line-of-folders-to-hold-in-front-of-embarrassing-boners/
June 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners https://theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-line-of-folders-to-hold-in-front-of-embarrassing-boners/
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
SAN FRANCISCO—Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to...
theonion.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
drawing my he/hims vs my she/hers
December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
drawing my he/hims vs my she/hers
Dis iz ma brudder Star. Hims came from an alpaca farm Mama helped out on. When hims was born hims Mama said no fanks. One front leg is longer than the udder. We finks him limp iz purrfect! We wubs him too!
November 20, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Dis iz ma brudder Star. Hims came from an alpaca farm Mama helped out on. When hims was born hims Mama said no fanks. One front leg is longer than the udder. We finks him limp iz purrfect! We wubs him too!
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Tuodais #whiskerswednesday an #throwbackthursday submisshun iz frum ma cuzzin Teddy, ovah th 🌈. Dis wen hims wuz kitton an hims hav hims babee whiskies.
September 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Tuodais #whiskerswednesday an #throwbackthursday submisshun iz frum ma cuzzin Teddy, ovah th 🌈. Dis wen hims wuz kitton an hims hav hims babee whiskies.
November 4, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Søren with the Boots That Stay On
hims' rainy buppy booties
hims' rainy buppy booties
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Søren with the Boots That Stay On
hims' rainy buppy booties
hims' rainy buppy booties
SQUIRL OUTSIDE
I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING
PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING
PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SQUIRL OUTSIDE
I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING
PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING
PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anyway, look at hims now 😌
October 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Anyway, look at hims now 😌
October 28, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Black and white hims
December 23, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Black and white hims
oh Hims and Hers, you were *so close* to getting it
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
oh Hims and Hers, you were *so close* to getting it
SOMETHING WE ALL CAN AGREE ON
MY BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKES
MY BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKES
September 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
SOMETHING WE ALL CAN AGREE ON
MY BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKES
MY BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKES
I can't stop drawing hims,,,
September 7, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I can't stop drawing hims,,,
November 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM