#HippoPOTUS
Hippopotus?
October 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Hippopotus

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October 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hippopotus

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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.

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September 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Hippopotus

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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.

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September 28, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Hippopotus

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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.

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September 23, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Lake Hippopotus
August 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hippopotus

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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.

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August 24, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Get the HippoPotus out of office
August 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Who wants the contract and how much kickback will hippoPOTUS get for himself?
August 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Hippopotus

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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.

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August 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Kirk was, in fact, a POS. The HIPPOPOTUS is, also factually, a POS.
“‘Just to clarify, this is what they charged you with,’ he told Bushart …: ‘Threatening Mass Violence at a School.’

“‘At a school?’ Bushart said, sounding confused.

“But the officer had no further explanation. ‘I ain’t got a clue,” he said, chuckling. ‘I just gotta do what I have to do.’ “
In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
but riters, don't you know

you're being a real hippocrates rn

a real hippopotus

a hypodermic needle
May 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
HIPPOPOTUS. And Uncle Vladimir knows it.
May 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My favorite picks:
HIPPOPOTUS & UNCLE SCAM
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
HIPPOPOTUS is my favorite lmao
May 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is not only Pedonald admitting he's in, but also that doctoring document is totally something he intends to do.

Remember : with the Hippopotus, every accusation is a confession.
Always.

And republicans and magats are fine with it.
Reporter: You had said you had not been briefed that your name was in the Epstein files, doesn’t the AG have to tell you?

Trump: It’s a hoax. Those files were run by the worst scum on earth. They run by Garland, Comey… They can easily put something in the files that’s a phony.
July 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You know you won't get the Hippopotus on charges about Epstein, right?
Those are probably destroyed if they ever existed and no justice court in the U.S. would have the capacity nor the will at this point to prosecute him.

The only harm you can get, is through magat support.
July 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
His Excremency King Hippopotus, still has in mind the anexation of Greenland🇬🇱.
Would you bet he's doing the same in Canada🇨🇦, seeking for traitors?

Carney needs to triple our military's size ASAP and offer training bases to our European NATO partners.
youtube.com/shorts/NR7L4...
Denmark FURIOUS With America Over Spying
YouTube video by PDS News Clips
youtube.com
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not pleasing the Hippopotus is unlawful.

Remember when he said he was the las?
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thread.
The Hippopotus is demanding from 🇺🇦 at least 300% the value the of aid provided by Biden.
Remember that most of the stuff given to 🇺🇦 was ald stuff ready to be di$mantled at hight cost.
Also, 70% of the money mobilized got spent in the 🇺🇸, not in Ukraine.
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hair Twittenfürher
Hamburglar
His Unholyness Jailpotus 1st
HippoPOTUS
HypoPOTUS
Il Dufus Donatello Mussoloonie
Impotus
Jabba the trump
Kim Don Un
Lex Loser
Lie-atollah
Mango Mussoloonie
Mar-a-Lardo
Mar-a-Loco
Orange Cheato
Orange Orban
Orange Utan
Pervarotti
Presidementia
Pumpkin McPornhumper
February 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And it is not only WRONG but downright EVIL.

And now everyone of those governmental democratic institution is bending to please their Mussoloonie Hippopotus.

That is the kind of spiral that led to gas chambers and other horrors.

That shit ain't Canadian YET.
But remember he wants 🇨🇦 as the 51th...
February 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM