Mike Lee deleted this tweet lmao
February 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Mike Lee deleted this tweet lmao
"ICE agents are the equivalent of cartel hitmen" is a wild take, but Mike Lee is here for it.
OK, dude. Neither ICE nor Cartel Hitmen should wear masks. I want to be intellectually consistent to avoid being owned by Based Mike.
February 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"ICE agents are the equivalent of cartel hitmen" is a wild take, but Mike Lee is here for it.
OK, dude. Neither ICE nor Cartel Hitmen should wear masks. I want to be intellectually consistent to avoid being owned by Based Mike.
February 23, 2026 at 12:28 AM
OK, dude. Neither ICE nor Cartel Hitmen should wear masks. I want to be intellectually consistent to avoid being owned by Based Mike.
So he’s saying cartel hitmen and ICE are comparable?
February 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
So he’s saying cartel hitmen and ICE are comparable?
Mike Lee: ICE are just like cartel hitmen. Another example of fierce agreement bsky.app/profile/sahi...
Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded
February 23, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Mike Lee: ICE are just like cartel hitmen. Another example of fierce agreement bsky.app/profile/sahi...
Unemployment Numbers for Hitmen Reach New Heights
Uh oh bad news for Biden
Murder is down 21.7% in 113 cities with data available through at least January. Still too early to know likelihood it will persist through the year, but does portend a massive national drop this year.
Down 21% in 48 cities with data at least through Feb 20.
Down 21% in 48 cities with data at least through Feb 20.
March 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Unemployment Numbers for Hitmen Reach New Heights
You know what, I've changed my mind. We need to hire more hitmen
My husband died because insurance wouldn’t authorize a CT scan. He would have had a battle to fight his cancer but Drs told him he didn’t have cancer & stop eating spicy food. By the time his liver cancer was diagnosed it had spread beyond hope. His death was brutal.
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 AM
You know what, I've changed my mind. We need to hire more hitmen
Congress should pass a law requiring that all cartel hitmen have clearly visible badge numbers
February 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Congress should pass a law requiring that all cartel hitmen have clearly visible badge numbers
Sen. Mike Lee isn't “based.” He’s actually just dumb.
February 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Sen. Mike Lee isn't “based.” He’s actually just dumb.
based sir, i demand that cartel hitmen stop wearing masks as well. i would support such a law.
February 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
based sir, i demand that cartel hitmen stop wearing masks as well. i would support such a law.
"Hitmen aren't hired for this kind of thing"
May 31, 2024 at 3:09 AM
"Hitmen aren't hired for this kind of thing"
There are no hitmen, there is only the FBI
9th Cir.: you can be guilty of murder-for-hire even where the person you hired wasn't really a gonna murder the victim because . . . what do we say, friends?
👉It's Always The FBI👈
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👉It's Always The FBI👈
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September 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
There are no hitmen, there is only the FBI
Talk about saying the quiet part out loud...
MAGA Senator Compared ICE Agents To Mexican Cartel Hitmen In Accidentally Accurate X Post—And He Just Deleted It
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February 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Talk about saying the quiet part out loud...
Actually cartel hitmen have training and skills. ICE are just amateur couch donkeys in New Balances.
February 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Actually cartel hitmen have training and skills. ICE are just amateur couch donkeys in New Balances.
October 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
November 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
So a while back a failed local GOP candidate hired some hitmen to shoot at election officials. They kept missing, so he did ridealongs with his hitmen. (their aim did not improve) He's in jail, and now accused of trying to hire hits on his hired hitmen www.abqjournal.com/news/solomon...
Failed Republican candidate Solomon Peña accused of trying to have co-defendants killed
A failed Republican candidate who allegedly conspired to shoot up local politicians homes is now accused of trying to hire someone to kill his accomplices.
www.abqjournal.com
March 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
So a while back a failed local GOP candidate hired some hitmen to shoot at election officials. They kept missing, so he did ridealongs with his hitmen. (their aim did not improve) He's in jail, and now accused of trying to hire hits on his hired hitmen www.abqjournal.com/news/solomon...
is it bad or good if the cartel hitmen are masking to protect other cartel hitmen from viral infection?
February 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
is it bad or good if the cartel hitmen are masking to protect other cartel hitmen from viral infection?
Slime. > He was called ‘MAGA’s Man’ in Latin America. Now he’s charged with hiring hitmen to murder his girlfriend | LA Times www.latimes.com/world-nation...
He was called 'MAGA's Man' in Latin America. Now he's charged with hiring hitmen to murder his girlfriend
Fernando Cerimedo, a prominent Latin American right-wing digital strategist, was arrested in Bolivia for allegedly orchestrating the attempted murder of his pregnant mistress to prevent her from expos...
www.latimes.com
September 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Slime. > He was called ‘MAGA’s Man’ in Latin America. Now he’s charged with hiring hitmen to murder his girlfriend | LA Times www.latimes.com/world-nation...
“A media class that does not operate as shit gangsters - as enforcers, racketeers and hitmen” does not seem like too much to ask.
No, you tiresome freaks, what we want is a middle ground between "the media ceases to exist" and "the media actively kills people whilst contributing to moral panics and pogroms", there is in fact space between "zero articles" and "90% of papers and columnists ranting and raving about same thing"
August 15, 2026 at 10:21 AM
“A media class that does not operate as shit gangsters - as enforcers, racketeers and hitmen” does not seem like too much to ask.
I guess Boeing have snapped up all the decent hitmen these days.
September 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I guess Boeing have snapped up all the decent hitmen these days.
Stupid idea I had while flying into Vegas.
July 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Stupid idea I had while flying into Vegas.