September 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Does everyone remember the story of how a hocket league that was desperate for sponsors kicked me out after one season because of parent complaints? (Also, the Effin' Birds finished in last place.)
Are you still sponsoring that kids hockey team? As a Canadian, isn’t that required?
April 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Does everyone remember the story of how a hocket league that was desperate for sponsors kicked me out after one season because of parent complaints? (Also, the Effin' Birds finished in last place.)
A nice intimate fuck with a friend from town. @ bubblebutt-usa on OF (no posts himself, yet)
A verified hocket-butt too (he's a player). Oof.
Videos up on my onlyfans and JFF now
Onlyfans.com/pec_inspector
Justfor.fans/pec_inspector
A verified hocket-butt too (he's a player). Oof.
Videos up on my onlyfans and JFF now
Onlyfans.com/pec_inspector
Justfor.fans/pec_inspector
March 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
A nice intimate fuck with a friend from town. @ bubblebutt-usa on OF (no posts himself, yet)
A verified hocket-butt too (he's a player). Oof.
Videos up on my onlyfans and JFF now
Onlyfans.com/pec_inspector
Justfor.fans/pec_inspector
A verified hocket-butt too (he's a player). Oof.
Videos up on my onlyfans and JFF now
Onlyfans.com/pec_inspector
Justfor.fans/pec_inspector
HOCKET TIME, BABY
March 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
HOCKET TIME, BABY
Stan Van Gundy on Karl-Anthony Towns limping: "He'll be okay as soon as the ball hits his hands."
*immediate hocket assist
*immediate hocket assist
May 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Stan Van Gundy on Karl-Anthony Towns limping: "He'll be okay as soon as the ball hits his hands."
*immediate hocket assist
*immediate hocket assist
Chapter 2 of Dogsred opens with a [scratches out rocket punch] Hocket PAWNCH because it’s kino
September 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Chapter 2 of Dogsred opens with a [scratches out rocket punch] Hocket PAWNCH because it’s kino
this is a polyrhythm
moon phases = 1 e + a
angry face = left hocket
devil face = right hocket
moon phases = 1 e + a
angry face = left hocket
devil face = right hocket
August 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
this is a polyrhythm
moon phases = 1 e + a
angry face = left hocket
devil face = right hocket
moon phases = 1 e + a
angry face = left hocket
devil face = right hocket
Take a hocket away!
September 27, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Take a hocket away!
word games never let me play HOCKET
August 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
word games never let me play HOCKET
I just heard on CBC Calgary that danielle smith & #UCP will no longer cover the cost of eye exams for children and seniors. The screwing over of Albertans continues But they can piss away money on a god damn hocket arena for billionaires.
January 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just heard on CBC Calgary that danielle smith & #UCP will no longer cover the cost of eye exams for children and seniors. The screwing over of Albertans continues But they can piss away money on a god damn hocket arena for billionaires.
Hjelmslev, Haas, and Hocket.
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hjelmslev, Haas, and Hocket.
Covid Is A Winter Virus.
But It’s Always Winter Somewhere, Right?
But It’s Always Winter Somewhere, Right?
April 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Covid Is A Winter Virus.
But It’s Always Winter Somewhere, Right?
But It’s Always Winter Somewhere, Right?
#SchönesAllgäu
Wo d‘Narre hocket ischt es huimelig!
Wo d‘Narre hocket ischt es huimelig!
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
#SchönesAllgäu
Wo d‘Narre hocket ischt es huimelig!
Wo d‘Narre hocket ischt es huimelig!
hocket butt sluts is part of the jacob tierney extended universe technically
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
hocket butt sluts is part of the jacob tierney extended universe technically
Two of Canada's greatest hocket heroes [Gretzky and Orr] are Trump supporters.
What a pair of puckheads!
What a pair of puckheads!
December 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Two of Canada's greatest hocket heroes [Gretzky and Orr] are Trump supporters.
What a pair of puckheads!
What a pair of puckheads!
MIS HOCKET FAVORITAS PARA UN MARTES APUFFF.
BUENOS DÍAS.
BUENOS DÍAS.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
MIS HOCKET FAVORITAS PARA UN MARTES APUFFF.
BUENOS DÍAS.
BUENOS DÍAS.
Stellar first shift for Luka. He had five points, one rebound, and one assist. His hocket assists were particularly impressive. He's able to create new looks for this team offensively.
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Stellar first shift for Luka. He had five points, one rebound, and one assist. His hocket assists were particularly impressive. He's able to create new looks for this team offensively.
Also hockey time.
Not sure what "hocket" is.
Not sure what "hocket" is.
April 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Also hockey time.
Not sure what "hocket" is.
Not sure what "hocket" is.
cackling in medievalist at the sheer number of typos where "hocket" is replacing "hockey" lol
April 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
cackling in medievalist at the sheer number of typos where "hocket" is replacing "hockey" lol
The Liberals are running that supercut attack ad of Poilievre using all of Trump's words all over Hocket Night In Canada. Good.
March 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Liberals are running that supercut attack ad of Poilievre using all of Trump's words all over Hocket Night In Canada. Good.
Good looking out.
Baseball is done anyway. Hocket time!!
Baseball is done anyway. Hocket time!!
They didn’t cut away from hockey if you’re looking for an escape
April 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Good looking out.
Baseball is done anyway. Hocket time!!
Baseball is done anyway. Hocket time!!
Dazu würde sich dann noch die blaue Stunde gesellen - und dieses steinerne Piano! 🎹🔷
August 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Dazu würde sich dann noch die blaue Stunde gesellen - und dieses steinerne Piano! 🎹🔷