I know you’re tired of seeing my dick over and over again. Just bear with me.
#IJustNeedAMoment
#HoldThePhone
#ButHaveYouSeenIt
#IJustNeedAMoment
#HoldThePhone
#ButHaveYouSeenIt
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I know you’re tired of seeing my dick over and over again. Just bear with me.
#IJustNeedAMoment
#HoldThePhone
#ButHaveYouSeenIt
#IJustNeedAMoment
#HoldThePhone
#ButHaveYouSeenIt
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August 14, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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A #HoldThePhone #FossilFriday #MuseumoftheRockies just posted on a....... /checksnotes an invertebrate fossil #ammonite & NOT a #dinosaur??!! .....
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A #HoldThePhone #FossilFriday #MuseumoftheRockies just posted on a....... /checksnotes an invertebrate fossil #ammonite & NOT a #dinosaur??!! .....
Holdthephone:
You’re gyming at 20:36 on a Saturday night?
You’re gyming at 20:36 on a Saturday night?
May 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Holdthephone:
You’re gyming at 20:36 on a Saturday night?
You’re gyming at 20:36 on a Saturday night?
Nancy Mace assaulted a pro-trans guy with that gnarly substance stuck to her head she calls a face.
Hate like hers is ugly, no matter what doctor tries to fix it. A paper bag does a better job, but in the end, you can still hear that kind of ugly.
#maga #holdthephone #audiblyugly
Hate like hers is ugly, no matter what doctor tries to fix it. A paper bag does a better job, but in the end, you can still hear that kind of ugly.
#maga #holdthephone #audiblyugly
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Nancy Mace assaulted a pro-trans guy with that gnarly substance stuck to her head she calls a face.
Hate like hers is ugly, no matter what doctor tries to fix it. A paper bag does a better job, but in the end, you can still hear that kind of ugly.
#maga #holdthephone #audiblyugly
Hate like hers is ugly, no matter what doctor tries to fix it. A paper bag does a better job, but in the end, you can still hear that kind of ugly.
#maga #holdthephone #audiblyugly
#HoldThePhone: #Murica thinks #TaylorSwift is a #Nazi ‘because she has teams of competent people”⚠️who the fuck is running The #Fascisms⁉️
💢You’re in a #coup💢:
nobody is running the country LEGITIMATELY with any #ConstitutionalAuthority, but #Murica is concerned about a #TaylorSwiftNECKLACE⁉️
💢You’re in a #coup💢:
nobody is running the country LEGITIMATELY with any #ConstitutionalAuthority, but #Murica is concerned about a #TaylorSwiftNECKLACE⁉️
Taylor Swift’s New Necklace?? C'mon People.
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
#HoldThePhone: #Murica thinks #TaylorSwift is a #Nazi ‘because she has teams of competent people”⚠️who the fuck is running The #Fascisms⁉️
💢You’re in a #coup💢:
nobody is running the country LEGITIMATELY with any #ConstitutionalAuthority, but #Murica is concerned about a #TaylorSwiftNECKLACE⁉️
💢You’re in a #coup💢:
nobody is running the country LEGITIMATELY with any #ConstitutionalAuthority, but #Murica is concerned about a #TaylorSwiftNECKLACE⁉️
Eric Holder holds a press conference on #Iran where he says "holding." https://shortformblog.com/post/11325854603/us-saudi-arabia-iran-terror-plot? #holdthephone
October 11, 2011 at 7:58 PM
Eric Holder holds a press conference on #Iran where he says "holding." https://shortformblog.com/post/11325854603/us-saudi-arabia-iran-terror-plot? #holdthephone
Yo #holdthephone #brb #leggomyego #bluewaffles #bleucheese #whatuknow #udontknowanything #boo #oogityboogity #goawaycurtiss #hisshiss #dragonx #letsgobabydragons #dungeonsanddragons #pokemongoversion #dudewheretfismydragon #notamused #harryisntimpressed #thatssomebadhatharry #jawsoflife #southafrica
July 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yo #holdthephone #brb #leggomyego #bluewaffles #bleucheese #whatuknow #udontknowanything #boo #oogityboogity #goawaycurtiss #hisshiss #dragonx #letsgobabydragons #dungeonsanddragons #pokemongoversion #dudewheretfismydragon #notamused #harryisntimpressed #thatssomebadhatharry #jawsoflife #southafrica
What? Manufacturing jobs are being sabotaged because clean energy is not a Putin, er, I mean POTUS priority?
#HoldThePhone it's the Rubio market or the Rubio economy?
#HoldThePhone it's the Rubio market or the Rubio economy?
April 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What? Manufacturing jobs are being sabotaged because clean energy is not a Putin, er, I mean POTUS priority?
#HoldThePhone it's the Rubio market or the Rubio economy?
#HoldThePhone it's the Rubio market or the Rubio economy?