61 today. SIXTY ONE. Celebrating with slippers and Horlicks.
February 21, 2026 at 10:10 AM
61 today. SIXTY ONE. Celebrating with slippers and Horlicks.
You couldn’t invent Horlicks now of course, because of woke
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You couldn’t invent Horlicks now of course, because of woke
UAE have made a total horlicks of this stage
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
UAE have made a total horlicks of this stage
Can’t wait for my Horlicks enema!
July 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Can’t wait for my Horlicks enema!
Adventures in the B&M breakfast section.
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Adventures in the B&M breakfast section.
Celebratory Horlicks today at the Debt Management Office
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Celebratory Horlicks today at the Debt Management Office
What our dog smells of today: A rusty bicycle-repair-kit tin filled with Horlicks.
What our dog smells of today: A consignment of wellington boots washed up on a Cornish beach.
What our dog smells of today: A stately home boot-room.
September 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
What our dog smells of today: A rusty bicycle-repair-kit tin filled with Horlicks.
September 2, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Got obsessed with whether porridge can even be drunk. After days of experimenting with liquid ratios and a blender, I can say no: if it's drinkable it feels more like Horlicks than porridge.
June 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Got obsessed with whether porridge can even be drunk. After days of experimenting with liquid ratios and a blender, I can say no: if it's drinkable it feels more like Horlicks than porridge.
Did Horlicks write this?
December 20, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Did Horlicks write this?
Made some strawberry jam on toast & a mug of horlicks, this is the best party yet.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Made some strawberry jam on toast & a mug of horlicks, this is the best party yet.
I’m having Horlicks and bread and jam.
March 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m having Horlicks and bread and jam.
The Human Horlicks
Sky has turned Gerard's weekly media blog into a TV segment I have learned.
March 6, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The Human Horlicks
Time for my iced Horlicks.
June 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Time for my iced Horlicks.
Sleep eludes me,
I am also hungry.
Horlicks would solve both,
But I have no malted drink.
A short poem by me.
I am also hungry.
Horlicks would solve both,
But I have no malted drink.
A short poem by me.
September 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Sleep eludes me,
I am also hungry.
Horlicks would solve both,
But I have no malted drink.
A short poem by me.
I am also hungry.
Horlicks would solve both,
But I have no malted drink.
A short poem by me.
April 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Boysenberry ice cream, banana and Horlicks (malt) for dinner, for morale!
October 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Boysenberry ice cream, banana and Horlicks (malt) for dinner, for morale!
I predict a Horlicks and nap.
August 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I predict a Horlicks and nap.
Today is proving a VERY tough day!!!!
I’m soooooo sleepy 🥱🦊❤️
Bring me my Horlicks and duvet, it’s too far to my bed!!! 😴🥴
#Sleepy #ToughDay #DogsofBluesky @dogs.bsky.social
I’m soooooo sleepy 🥱🦊❤️
Bring me my Horlicks and duvet, it’s too far to my bed!!! 😴🥴
#Sleepy #ToughDay #DogsofBluesky @dogs.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Today is proving a VERY tough day!!!!
I’m soooooo sleepy 🥱🦊❤️
Bring me my Horlicks and duvet, it’s too far to my bed!!! 😴🥴
#Sleepy #ToughDay #DogsofBluesky @dogs.bsky.social
I’m soooooo sleepy 🥱🦊❤️
Bring me my Horlicks and duvet, it’s too far to my bed!!! 😴🥴
#Sleepy #ToughDay #DogsofBluesky @dogs.bsky.social
You okay, babe?
You haven't opened your Horlicks candle gift set.
You haven't opened your Horlicks candle gift set.
December 21, 2024 at 12:20 PM
You okay, babe?
You haven't opened your Horlicks candle gift set.
You haven't opened your Horlicks candle gift set.
Horlicks take on “women problems” in the 1950s
Borderline psychotic
Borderline psychotic
Fuck that Cat
September 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Horlicks take on “women problems” in the 1950s
Borderline psychotic
Borderline psychotic
Nespresso machines but for Horlicks
August 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Nespresso machines but for Horlicks