Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes https://theonion.com/god-horrified-to-find-humans-eating-sacred-omniscient-potatoes/
September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes https://theonion.com/god-horrified-to-find-humans-eating-sacred-omniscient-potatoes/
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
Dear USA:
We are disgusted, horrified but disappointingly, not surprised.
We are disgusted, horrified but disappointingly, not surprised.
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Dear USA:
We are disgusted, horrified but disappointingly, not surprised.
We are disgusted, horrified but disappointingly, not surprised.
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef https://theonion.com/horrified-guests-begin-gagging-as-dinner-host-reveals-theyve-been-eating-usda-beef/
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef https://theonion.com/horrified-guests-begin-gagging-as-dinner-host-reveals-theyve-been-eating-usda-beef/
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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February 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient p...
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September 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
Be the person who is horrified at ICE, not the person who is horrified that people are shocked by ICE
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Be the person who is horrified at ICE, not the person who is horrified that people are shocked by ICE
In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.
Every day, I’m horrified that Trump is still president. 😩
July 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Every day, I’m horrified that Trump is still president. 😩
I spent ten years attacking universities as illiberal and overly woke. Now that the Trump administration is using my rhetoric to destroy American science and higher education, I am horrified but not horrified enough to apologize.
May 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I spent ten years attacking universities as illiberal and overly woke. Now that the Trump administration is using my rhetoric to destroy American science and higher education, I am horrified but not horrified enough to apologize.
Giants Players Horrified To Learn Uniforms Have Names On Back https://theonion.com/giants-players-horrified-to-learn-uniforms-have-names-on-back/
September 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Giants Players Horrified To Learn Uniforms Have Names On Back https://theonion.com/giants-players-horrified-to-learn-uniforms-have-names-on-back/
I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Man Horrified To Find Self Seeking Community Online https://theonion.com/man-horrified-to-find-self-seeking-community-online/
May 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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You know it’s bad when even Riley Gaines is horrified
April 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You know it’s bad when even Riley Gaines is horrified
I wonder if he tells the story about Pope Francis being so horrified by him that he died the next day.
April 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I wonder if he tells the story about Pope Francis being so horrified by him that he died the next day.
Horrified to see cadets applauding this
October 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Horrified to see cadets applauding this
The deadline is when?
October 26, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The deadline is when?
JFK would be absolutely HORRIFIED!!
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
JFK would be absolutely HORRIFIED!!
The Republican Party that tied Dukakis to Willie Horton, called Clinton a draft-dodging traitor, and mocked Kerry's military service with swift-boat lies and Purple Heart band-aid stickers was horrified -- horrified! -- to see Obama campaigning like a normal politician.
this is one of the weirdest things conservative elites tell themselves and it's become load bearing to their entire anti anti Trump ideology
June 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The Republican Party that tied Dukakis to Willie Horton, called Clinton a draft-dodging traitor, and mocked Kerry's military service with swift-boat lies and Purple Heart band-aid stickers was horrified -- horrified! -- to see Obama campaigning like a normal politician.
As an Angelino, I'm so horrified by how the asshole is treating our neighbors.
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
As an Angelino, I'm so horrified by how the asshole is treating our neighbors.
I would normally be horrified about someone releasing a video to talk about being indicted but this is pretty disciplined.
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I would normally be horrified about someone releasing a video to talk about being indicted but this is pretty disciplined.
We already know that architects will be horrified but it will somehow also manage to baffle topologists
If they can’t “fix” a reflecting pool that wasn’t broken, I’m beginning to think the ballroom is going to be a disaster in ways our simple minds can barely comprehend
June 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We already know that architects will be horrified but it will somehow also manage to baffle topologists