#HotHands
uh oh it's hothands time
September 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
me: I remembered my hothands today
my friend: it's 3:30 pm, 62 degrees, and fully sunny
me: ... yes
September 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"is it too late right now keez"
it is I forgot to put the hothands in my pocket
September 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“You’re off the case, Hothands! After that shit you pulled in LA you’re riding a desk!”
December 24, 2023 at 3:30 PM
hothands ,, forbidden crystal light
November 26, 2023 at 12:49 AM
okay this is technically untrue I have an entire section of my 198 sq ft apartment dedicated to my ample hothands collection. I just didn't realize that tonight was the night
but I don't have any hothands is what I was going to say before my numb fingers betrayed me and hit post
September 26, 2026 at 4:21 AM
100% do not recommend these teabags. Funkiest tea I’ve ever tasted. 🤮
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
but I don't have any hothands is what I was going to say before my numb fingers betrayed me and hit post
September 26, 2026 at 4:18 AM
These little bitches are saving my life
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
delicately placing hothands on my cheeks: luxury
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
No that’s a different pile of hothands
September 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
presents i got for christmas from my family this year include:
- nice gloves with compartment for hothands
- box of hothands. large size
- socks. warm
- classy rain bonnet like in 1950s
- robert mcginnis artbook full of beautiful painted naked james bond ladies
- women's hockey sweatshirt
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
ok but be honest with me does this pile of hothands have an expiry date of 2002
September 26, 2026 at 5:09 AM
*strapping hothands to my hands with hair ties because I forgot my gloves* resourcefulness is an overlooked skill set
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
sometimes I think I'm strong enough to not open the hothands but then I end up curled up in a shivering ball on the sidewalk and the hothands fairy comes down to me and says "you moron. you absolute idiot"
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
my sister: what would you have done before hothands existed though
me: PEOPLE DIED BACK THEN, LIKE, ALL THE TIME OKAY
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
*drifting off to sleep, mumbling* what if they brought water beds back. but instead of water. it's hothands
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
*diving into my stash of hothands like scrooge mcduck*
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I've narrowed it down to 60-63 can be legs out IF I have a sweatshirt on but once you get down to 56 I need a winter parka and hothands which leaves a very narrow window in the fall where I'm not sure which one it's gonna be until it's too late
September 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the symbols of the revolution being the whistle, hothands warmers, and yaktrax
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 AM
bringing TWO pairs of hothands today as a little treat for finishing my comic
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
letting my hothands burn holes thru my flesh idec
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 PM
"how do you not burn yourself on hothands": the main thing is to avoid prolonged direct skin contact. yes you can burn yourself on hothands. I did it once while falling asleep on one that I was pretending was a baby chinchilla. next question
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
sometimes i think. where would I be without hothands. probably dead
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
*cuddling 3 warm hothands against my cheek as I drift off to sleep* this must be what rich people feel like all the time
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM