#HouseKeeper
After lunch, Kenny “KeKe” Heads pulls out a resume listing past work experience — sandwich artist, janitor, housekeeper at a local hotel — on a tidy one-sheet document.
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In GOP Speaker Mike Johnson's district, the political mood is mixed for the party in power
Legislation the GOP called its “Big Beautiful Bill” is rolling out different ways in Speaker Mike Johnson’s home district.
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September 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
They want a housekeeper/cook but can’t afford one. They want a loving servant to take over worrying about meals and shopping. That’s what is really there at the heart of this. Not sex bots but servant bots. AI for now.
September 29, 2026 at 10:56 AM
How much does he pay his housekeeper? Where did you get that information?
September 29, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Oline Vilhemine Rasmussen had had a couple of convictions for prostitution in Copenhagen and Odense before she showd up in the records in 1913 as housekeeper for a man who pretended to be an American trained foot doctor. He brawled about having a girlfriend he could live off, beat her and forced her
September 29, 2026 at 7:50 AM
The Bradys get a new housekeeper
September 29, 2026 at 7:19 AM
September 29, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The feared icy monk, who appears reflected behind you in the western windows, is unmasked as the symptoms of poison administered to the housekeeper by the lady of the manor.
September 29, 2026 at 6:56 AM
She was the housekeeper for Dandy's crazy ass.
September 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I saw an interview a local journalist did with Blanca Simpson.
And she said she strongly believed there were 2 other men involved who she called the "cleaners" & they had been on the property earlier in the day. She did not want to name them (I'd be scared to also).
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Alex Murdaugh’s Housekeeper Ready to Testify at Murder Trial | A&E
Blanca Turrubiate-Simpson took the stand in his first trial.
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September 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Mr. Lucas is an unmarried man, thirty-four years of age, and his establishment consists of Mrs. Pringle, an elderly housekeeper, and of Mitton, his valet. The former retires early and sleeps at the top of the house. The valet was out for the evening, visiting a friend at Hammersmith.
September 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Dark web rumors are the reason Donny Dotard went to military school is because he molested the child of a housekeeper. At the very least I have to say it tracks.
September 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
you know this woman's housekeeper came in the next morning and just stared at that nonsense before cleaning it all up
September 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I was dating a much younger, rich guy. For some reason I was out on the grounds of the estate. I think I was talking to the young lady who had just been hired to basically PA the housekeeper.
September 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"What do people like us need? An honest wife and a good housekeeper."

I keep having to check the character list for his name because I can't remember it so fuck it, Ferdinand Mondego is henceforth to be known as Count Incel von Fuckface.
September 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Dark Shadows 67 was the debut of Clarice Blackburn as Mrs. Johnson, the former housekeeper of Bill Malloy, who blames the Collins family for his death. She eventually moves to Collinwood as the new maid, spying on the Collins family for Burke Devlin.
September 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
She definitely has a housekeeper who has to clean up all that shit too
September 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Let me guess, she has a live-in housekeeper who has to prep and keep this fridge stocked. Surprised she doesn't have a walk-in fridge/pantry like the Kardashians.... none of these people eat. They exist like vampires.
September 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Life is messy and Siri is a shitty housekeeper. I keep a shared shopping list on my phone that takes 10 minutes to update up to 8+ errand destinations (reminders is much better now). I wouldn't spend more time trying to save that minuscule time value-prop-tool-telling-the-hand-what-to-do-nonsense.
September 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Currently laid up due to either broken foot, broken ankle or if I'm lucky, just internal bruising. Either way I'm currently using an old cane that was C's dads, and previous to that belonged to an old priest for who C's gran was an housekeeper.
September 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Is this Susan Collins? Cuz it could explain her understanding of the word "pledge"
September 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Noo-noo, the Teletubbies Housekeeper
ALT: Noo-noo, the Teletubbies Housekeeper
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September 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
A $2 million dollar stock portfolio, a summer house in another country, a vacation home in another state, a yacht, 3 months PAID time off, top-tier healthcare, a live-in housekeeper, a live in nanny, a private jet, a chauffeur...

These DO NOT represent the "average" American.

#REBOOTCongress
September 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
It always pissed me off how in predominantly male offices, it becomes a woman’s unofficial job to be the housekeeper. Like motherfuckers, yall are adults. I’m not your mother or your wife, I’m not cleaning up after your asses
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 PM