Mr. Onion, do you think this will affect your paper's coverage of Mr. Houle or housebound weirdos in general?
May 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mr. Onion, do you think this will affect your paper's coverage of Mr. Houle or housebound weirdos in general?
housebound witch & her scruffy little familiar/girlfriend/service animal/carrier-pigeon
January 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
housebound witch & her scruffy little familiar/girlfriend/service animal/carrier-pigeon
can i just say that being housebound&disabled sucks so bad & is. so lonely. & i hate it
October 28, 2023 at 3:23 AM
can i just say that being housebound&disabled sucks so bad & is. so lonely. & i hate it
"The Birthrate!!!" is a concern for housebound white power guys who think buying crypto means you are joining a community
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"The Birthrate!!!" is a concern for housebound white power guys who think buying crypto means you are joining a community
I’m effectively housebound until I can get some new pants and underwear…
March 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’m effectively housebound until I can get some new pants and underwear…
We are housebound today because of air an quality alert from wildfire smoke so we are amusing ourselves with treats and booze
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We are housebound today because of air an quality alert from wildfire smoke so we are amusing ourselves with treats and booze
actually given the foot of snow all chicagoans are functionally housebound in solidarity with me
can’t believe I’m housebound again just because I walked the dog too much one day
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
actually given the foot of snow all chicagoans are functionally housebound in solidarity with me
Housebound, Juno’s only visitors are delivery people, Louis, Legoshi, and physicians. Doctors are starting to give up solving Juno’s inexplicable rapid weight gain. With immobility weeks away, Juno's relentless eating drives her body to immense proportions.
January 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Housebound, Juno’s only visitors are delivery people, Louis, Legoshi, and physicians. Doctors are starting to give up solving Juno’s inexplicable rapid weight gain. With immobility weeks away, Juno's relentless eating drives her body to immense proportions.
– You see, if so many were indeed housebound, you’d expect to see them everywhere!
#longcovid #ableism #satire
#longcovid #ableism #satire
July 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
– You see, if so many were indeed housebound, you’d expect to see them everywhere!
#longcovid #ableism #satire
#longcovid #ableism #satire
Daddy TFo being silly housebound on a Sunday blizzard snow day 🤷🏻♂️😂
February 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Daddy TFo being silly housebound on a Sunday blizzard snow day 🤷🏻♂️😂
can’t believe I’m housebound again just because I walked the dog too much one day
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
can’t believe I’m housebound again just because I walked the dog too much one day
I see we’re doing the “SNAP shouldn’t be used for DoorDash” debate yet again.
Reminder that many people on SNAP are disabled & housebound.
Delivery services are a lifeline. Not everyone can cook. Not everyone can clean up.
Also poor people deserve treats too!
Reminder that many people on SNAP are disabled & housebound.
Delivery services are a lifeline. Not everyone can cook. Not everyone can clean up.
Also poor people deserve treats too!
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I see we’re doing the “SNAP shouldn’t be used for DoorDash” debate yet again.
Reminder that many people on SNAP are disabled & housebound.
Delivery services are a lifeline. Not everyone can cook. Not everyone can clean up.
Also poor people deserve treats too!
Reminder that many people on SNAP are disabled & housebound.
Delivery services are a lifeline. Not everyone can cook. Not everyone can clean up.
Also poor people deserve treats too!
April 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
do they have a virtual option for people who are housebound?
September 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
do they have a virtual option for people who are housebound?
Today marks...
10 yrs sick with #MECFS
9.5 yrs housebound
7 yrs bedbound
I was diagnosed after just 6 months but was told Graded Exercise would cure me. Following this advice dramatically worsened my condition and left me housebound.
10 yrs sick with #MECFS
9.5 yrs housebound
7 yrs bedbound
I was diagnosed after just 6 months but was told Graded Exercise would cure me. Following this advice dramatically worsened my condition and left me housebound.
December 15, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Today marks...
10 yrs sick with #MECFS
9.5 yrs housebound
7 yrs bedbound
I was diagnosed after just 6 months but was told Graded Exercise would cure me. Following this advice dramatically worsened my condition and left me housebound.
10 yrs sick with #MECFS
9.5 yrs housebound
7 yrs bedbound
I was diagnosed after just 6 months but was told Graded Exercise would cure me. Following this advice dramatically worsened my condition and left me housebound.
“It has sent many people from having mild or moderate cases to severe #MECFS… it has turned people housebound, bedbound. It has completely destroyed their lives.”
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social on the harm caused by graded exercise therapy (GET) for #MECFS.
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social on the harm caused by graded exercise therapy (GET) for #MECFS.
September 27, 2026 at 11:24 AM
“It has sent many people from having mild or moderate cases to severe #MECFS… it has turned people housebound, bedbound. It has completely destroyed their lives.”
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social on the harm caused by graded exercise therapy (GET) for #MECFS.
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social on the harm caused by graded exercise therapy (GET) for #MECFS.
JF: it’s a snow day and it’s time to stay cozy. Join MC Fresh Step and storm this feed with pics of your snoozing cats or dogs. Housebound pets of the world—unite and sleep in!
February 23, 2026 at 10:45 AM
JF: it’s a snow day and it’s time to stay cozy. Join MC Fresh Step and storm this feed with pics of your snoozing cats or dogs. Housebound pets of the world—unite and sleep in!
you really would think being housebound means you get sick less and yet
September 27, 2026 at 3:52 AM
you really would think being housebound means you get sick less and yet
"You cannot punch ectoplasm."
Overlooked comedy horror gem 'Housebound' is on Film4 at 23.05, tonight.
Overlooked comedy horror gem 'Housebound' is on Film4 at 23.05, tonight.
September 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
"You cannot punch ectoplasm."
Overlooked comedy horror gem 'Housebound' is on Film4 at 23.05, tonight.
Overlooked comedy horror gem 'Housebound' is on Film4 at 23.05, tonight.
Public murders while most of the country is housebound didn't go so well for them during the pandemic, either.
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Public murders while most of the country is housebound didn't go so well for them during the pandemic, either.
taught myself to knit and cross stitch the same day (miserable housebound insomniac voice)
September 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
taught myself to knit and cross stitch the same day (miserable housebound insomniac voice)