#HowGayIs
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PILLION? Fully gay

This could’ve been a tough watch about a complex and unstable kink-driven relationship. But it was unexpectedly funny and both leads were compelling and engaging

It doesn’t represent all kink relationships, but I don’t think it wanted to. It was generous and humane
April 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE ODYSSEY? It has men in little skirts and Robert Pattinson being a diva. It has multiple women cuntressing. And groups of buff men holidaying in the Greek islands and beating their one-eyed monster in the dark.

It wasn’t very gay, but it was superb. An outstanding film.
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs LEVITICUS? This Aussie horror flick is both allegorically and actually gay. 2 boys in love? ✅ Religious conversion rituals? ✅ Poofter bashing? ✅

It’s fucked up, but also definitely wonderful. Joe Bird and Stacy Clausen are outstanding young leads. It’s scary, awful, hopeful and great
June 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PROJECT HAIL MARY? Not gay. Not gay. Absolutely not gay

This tearjerking science fiction popcorner has Ryan Gosling in long johns and Sandra Hüller being a cuntress, but it is not gay

Visually stunning, divorced-man filmmaking in which an aw-shucks-I’m-just-a-guy guy saves the world
April 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs BACKROOMS? There’s one cutoff t-shirt that had no heterosexual business being there. Aside from that, the movie’s pretty straight

Except that it’s about trauma and remembering and holding onto the past—which could “read” gay

Great performances. Tense. Sad. Wonderful. I loved it
June 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2? Stanley Tucci actually tones down his character’s original fruitiness. But Caleb Hearon does not. The movie has beautiful gowns and women being both cunts and cunty. It’s a nice ride

The villain is Andy
April 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs OBSESSION? The lead actor is gay but his character isn’t

The lead actress (Inde Navarrette) gives such a tour de force performance that she’ll become the ride-or-die diva of many a homosexual

It’s remarkably well made film: taut, disconcerting, funny, uncomfortable, gory. A wild ride
May 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs HAMNET? Aside from some incidental transvestism, it’s not gay at all. But fuck I loved it!

It makes you sit for long stretches in the sufferings of childbirth and illness and grief. But in the end, you feel like living

Paul Mescal is great. Jessie Buckley is superb
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE?

Its two leads are winsome. Alison Brie is cunt. And CGI effectively hides the sex pest actor from view

But it’s a long movie and its fun campiness ultimately becomes a flabby, straggot version of camp

Fun, silly, pretty and charming enough. Good music
June 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
#HowGayIs DEAD OF WINTER? It has no gays. But it does have fierce women. And Emma Thompson does dress like a rural lesbian in it
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE DRAMA? It isn’t. Nil gays

But I still loved this clever exploration of moral ambiguity and its laughing-squealing-clapping-hands comedic shocks

Maybe my film of the year so far, full of the worst people you’ve ever met in your life. And Zendaya
April 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs “WUTHERING HEIGHTS”? It’s not. This expensive, decorative sex-melodrama aspires to transgressive camp, but falls short. It’s fine. It’s a love story about an insular group of untreated mentally ill people unavoidably ruining each other’s lives — which might be the gayest part about it
February 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs Sentimental Value? This Norwegian drama only has incidental lesbians. But it does have beautiful , damaged people dealing with the consequences of having a distant, deadbeat dad. So in that way, it’s kinda like every dance floor in any gay club
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH? Not at all. Unless you count Edie Falco looking lesbicious

Entertaining storytelling that’s big on spectacle and sentiment (complementary).

My favourite characters were Stoic Rational Man and Emotional Bitch Woman. This is divorced-man filmmaking at its finest
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs DISCLOSURE DAY? One gay actor playing a sexless character. How new!

You know when you watch JULIE & JULIA and you wanna skip the Julie stuff and just watch the Julia bits? Emily Blunt is the Julia Child of this movie

If you get a chance to see this movie, stay home and watch ARRIVAL
June 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs SEND HELP? It’s not gay at all, but it made me significantly more gay watching it

It’s camp. Its funny. It’s got the superb Rachel MacAdams playing an unhinged nutter. It’s got Dylan O’Brien’s buttocks and chest hair

These things are scientifically proven to make you more gay
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This skeet is screaming out for a HowGayIs hashtag!!
March 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs WIDOW CLICQUOT? This historical drama has a miserable-but-determined Frenchwoman, a series of champagne problems and 2 ambiguously bisexual men. Slightly gayer than expected
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PREDATOR: BADLANDS? It has a funny Fanning and they made the Predator real fuckin sexy just like you asked. It’s a fun sci-fi action movie, but it’s not very gay
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU?

[Firstly, I didn’t want to see this. I haven’t seen the show and girl the boycott. But my dad is very old and needed a chaperone]

It’s about a bratty muppet and a gay foster dad who’s into motorcycle leathers. We all know that couple!

It was perfectly fine
June 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs A PRIVATE LIFE? This smart French whodunnit stars great honking dyke Jodie Foster, even though she plays a straightwoman

She does, however, eat an oyster with the lustful voraciousness of a daughter of Bilitis, with juices running down her chin

Not the snappiest movie but good fun
May 18, 2026 at 11:03 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs SIX THE MUSICAL LIVE? It isn’t gay. It’s also very, very gay

This live recording of the UK stage production is women, costumes, pop, belting, belittling men, choreography and camp-menace behaviour

I love the stage show. This was a faithful and entertaining recording
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE? It has 2 gays and some man butts

Both this film and HAMNET have ye olde women experiencing the prolonged horrors of childbirth and grief. One cures it by going to a play. The other by founding a religion based on celibacy and arm grunting

Loved them both
March 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs H IS FOR HAWK? It’s not

You’d think there’d be a limit to how many times you can watch a woman dressed like a unkempt lesbian cry over how fucked-up she is. Turns out when Claire Foy does it, you can manage quite a lot

It’s her best girl autism role since The Crown. Slow, sad, lovely
May 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs THE HOUSEMAID? First of all, this erotic thriller has wallpaper that would make a design gay cum

And the movie has significant gay appeal—murder, naked man butt, overdressed mothers, and the slay-diva cuntressing of Amanda Seyfried

It’s camp good fun, but no one is a gaybo
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM