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He failed the safety exam by politely declining to die. The company hired him anyway. On a rusting barge where courage is fatal, caution is the only rebellion left.

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November 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Failed the safety exam by refusing to die on cue. The company hired him as Deadeye anyway. Aboard a rusting barge where hazards wear cowboy hats, survival is the ultimate act of defiance. The Widowmaker awaits.

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November 2, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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A brilliant tale of cowardly competence. How To Die Gracefully, Book 1 - Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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If your job issued you a frontier name off a laminated card, chosen so you could not pick one that expressed a feeling, what do you think you would be called?

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October 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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“Cycle her twice. Wait for the green. Live forever. That’s the BUCK guarantee.” Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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The Amber Belt was sold as the last honest frontier. What it actually is, up close, is a stretch of tired rock being taken apart for its minerals with the brisk thoroughness of a man eating a chicken.

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October 28, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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The plaque on the locker said DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. He had not. He had died doing what he was sold. Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 27, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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A machine that could deliver a fatality report and a promise of eternal life in the same warm breath, and could not tell the two of them apart. Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 26, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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People ask if it is a silly book or a serious one. It is both, at the same time, on purpose, and the moment I have to pick one is the moment it stops working.

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October 23, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Captain “Cutter” Vance has no door in him that opens onto doubt. He never built one. He will lead you singing off any cliff you like, and die certain he found a shortcut.

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October 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Sparks tends a reactor everyone can hear failing and no one will name. She worked out what Wilbur was the first time she saw him flinch at exactly the right moment.

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October 21, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Welcome aboard, partner. The AI greets you with a fatality report and a smile. The captain hears the dying reactor as a heartbeat. On this rusting frontier barge, bravery kills. One coward plans to survive it all.

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October 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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He knew every answer in the safety handbook, including how to die gracefully. He still failed by refusing to show up for his own death. Now the frontier wants him brave. He just wants to breathe.

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October 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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The plaque on the locker said DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. He had not. He had died doing what he was sold. Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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His one ambition was to have no death photograph at all. Not yet. Not here. Not for a good long while. Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Welcome aboard, partner. The AI greets you with a fatality tip and a smile. They named him Deadeye. He plans to outlive the rust, the duels, and the captain's 'spirit'. Cowardice never looked so smart.

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October 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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What is the most cheerful piece of corporate language you have ever received that was, underneath, extremely bad news?

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October 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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He failed every bravery test by choosing to live. The company hired him for a cowboy-themed space barge that kills its heroes cheerfully. Now his only plan is to survive without glory.

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October 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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If your job issued you a frontier name off a laminated card, chosen so you could not pick one that expressed a feeling, what do you think you would be called?

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October 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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He failed every safety question by declining to die on schedule. The company hired him anyway. Now Deadeye sails a rustbucket straight at the Widowmaker, armed only with pure undiluted caution.

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October 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Welcome home, partner. Mind the number-four airlock; she does not always hold the second time you cycle her. We did lose a fella that way. Anyhow. Welcome aboard. Deadeye and the Widowmaker.

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October 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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What if the bravest thing you could do was refuse to be brave? On this Wild West themed space barge, the company loves a photogenic death. One coward intends to spoil their fun.

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October 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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He failed the safety exam by politely declining to attend his own death. The company hired him for it. His locker came with a plaque: DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. His career goal: never to earn one.

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October 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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The handbook taught him how to die with minimum fuss. He decided minimum fuss meant not dying. Now he's the new Deadeye on a barge that kills cheerfully and calls it spirit. His plan: every cowardly trick that works.

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October 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Aboard a barge that rebrands fatal hazards as spirit and hands out gunfighter names to cowards, one man vows to live through pure caution. The frontier never looked so deadly or so absurd.

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October 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM